Jo

Uhhhhhhh im new idk what im doing :((

[jjjoen]

I am teaching the children how to dab

[jjjoen]

you have no idea the joy I feel when a 6 year old just randomly dabs at you

[jjjoen]

I am teaching the children how to dab

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I'm trying to think of the name of those off-brand hedgehog things but the only thing that comes to mind is enchilada

[l0s3r-g0r3-d3s7r0y4]

Echidna

Heres some babies

This one is less baby

Fun fact. These motherfuckers can kill you

[shinypenguinpizza]

Their dicks have 4 heads

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

thank you! i hate this more than words can express. this is horrible, truly. DO NOT CLICK KEEP READING

congratulations! echidna dick now lives in your head rent-free

[darinaethelaianprophet]

ALL THE KNUCKLES PORNOGRAPHY IS INACCURATE

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

why do people keep saying this

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

#important to note tho! they only come from one head at a time!#scientists jerked them off to find out!

everyone say thank you scientists

[jjjoen]

Drinking bud lite on the metro is wild to me. Especially when it's like 6:00pm. Sun isn't even set

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[night-the-starfish]

Disable your ad blocker? For him?, gouache on paper.

[jjjoen]

I hallucinate the shrill should of children's shouts and laughter in the screeches of the metro at this point

[jjjoen]

suggesting girls draw things like butterflies and rainbows.

Remembers that only suggesting these options to little girls teaches them it's only ok to enjoy girly things and is sexist, so I suggest drawing a racecar.

Gets the dirtiest look from these children.

[jjjoen]

I want to be freed my back hurts

[silverbridge-harbor]

A juvenile bug isn't called a larva until it reaches the surface. While it's still underground it's called a margma

[jjjoen]

Crying on the metro: a new low

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

so what you're gonna do is you're gonna trim the top off a bulb of garlic, using the knife's edge to take off the tip of every individual clove, that's important. you're gonna place the garlic face-up in a square of tinfoil, drizzle with olive oil, wrap completely in foil, place in baking tray, repeat with a copious amount of garlic bulbs. you're gonna put that baking tray in an oven set to 375-400°F, for 30-50 minutes, until soft and browned. you're gonna toast some good bread, slather generously with butter and honey, maybe a tiny lil bit o' salt. and then. you're gonna SQUEEZE. OUT. THAT. ROASTED GARLIC. onto the butter honey toast. and you're gonna eat it. food stolen directly from the plate of the gods. that's what you're gonna do.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the garlic. it beckons you

[thesweetestsupervillains]

It occurs to me that "1920s gangster doing a cooking show while holding you at gunpoint" is an untapped market.

We've had normal cooking shows. Now we need period piece cooking shows in character.

[ao3cassandraic]

I'm uh.

Just going to point out that this happened, and then go into hiding (with, I hope, somewhat improved opsec) before somebody puts a horse head in my bed.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Huh.

[jjjoen]

public transport.

[importantandunavoidable]

is the willem dafoe fish sexy

yes, he is sexy

he is kind of sexy for a fish

no, he is not sexy

Voting ended onDec 30, 2024

[importantandunavoidable]

is willem dafoe "fish sexy?"

yes, he is fish sexy

he is fish sexy for a human

no, he is not fish sexy

Voting ended onDec 31, 2024

[depsidase]

[jjjoen]

There is a difference between the bread being moist and the bread being wet.

I don't enjoy my bread waterboarded.