The Beautiful Game

Don't tell my parents I'm here.

[bettysjuggie-deactivated2026012]

[icantfeelmyarms]

[daily-football]

The Final 8 Clubs

[papoilasaltitante]

[azzfetish]

[excima]

I just did the ugliest laugh

[kurtaztrophe]

When someone sends you an anon ask but you can still tell who it is.

[shortvideosandstuff]

[demegoddess]

please don’t text me if u play these games

[northgang]

[chrystelle-deactivated20181001]

the white guy is killin me

[dekutree]

“hmm..yes..ho….mhm”

[buddyfriendpal]

*looks nervously at obama* “h….ho………”

[whatsliferotfl]

[lizzysmart-deactivated20190331]

Thankyouuuuu

[mangosmoothie8]

me

[thepsychmind]

[thepsychmind]

Fun Psychology facts here!

[prostheticknowledge]

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

[johnnystompanado-deactivated201]

the time is now

[susaine-mcswiney-deactivated201]

hell yeah

[defibrinationsyndrome]

ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

[spiffymuffin]

[caterjunes]

it’s called the purple ramjet

[jolys]

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

[grillmasterxbbq]

shove a vase up your ass

[lord-kitschener]

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

[fan-troll]

i call it the matterhorn

[poultrymancy]

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

[darklightescape]

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

[weemstar]

Reblogging for the matterhorn

[sleepy-piastri]

Kloppo’s nutmeg :’D   /17-02-16/

[afootballobserver-deactivated20]

Manchester City 1-3 Leicester City [BPL] 06/02/2016

Riyad Mahrez 48’

[nbcsnl]

Spend time with your kids so Peyton Manning doesn’t.

[afootballobserver-deactivated20]

Liverpool 2-2 Sunderland [BPL] 06/02/2016

Adam Johnson 82’

[freakyfootball]

Leicester tiki-taka v Liverpool (2 Feb 2016)