stuff i found while i was out

hello, i have been a human for over 30 years. mother, wife, humanist, feminist, teacher, exuberant lover of things.

[bobby-luv]

[knightofleo]

"not even trying to be reactionary or "edgy" or say this shit for shock value. i genuinely mean what i say. corporations giggle at protesting. why would anyone ever willingly come down off their throne that they've spent years building off the suffering of their fellow man? nobody is getting visited by the ghost of christmas future. no one is having a change of heart, it's simple. you make them fear for their lives and hit them in the only place they hurt or nothing will ever get done. i don't even see how that's an incredibly radical idea. it seems quite straightforward to me. "violence is never the answer" wrong. sometimes it is ¯\_(ツ)_/ "

"the world is burning and it's very clear who's holding the matches"

[shamebats]

I think we owe an apology to the Americans, looks like at least some of the issues with their healthcare system can be addressed with guns

[burningfudge]

american problems require american solutions

[jlgmorrow]

Just the overwhelming sadness of mourning a family I never really had. They’re still alive, but they think my son shouldn’t exist. They’re still alive, but are ok with my daughter bleeding out and dying instead of getting necessary healthcare. I should have woken up when they voted in 2016. I should have woken up when my mom ran off in 2019. I held my dad’s hand as he died even while he believed that trans people were the real enemy, despite being the only real male presence in his trans grandson’s life. Even as he railed on against “entitlements” and “handouts” as if he himself wasn’t a recipient of federal programs or that the reason he was now living in my home was because I had access to federal programs that allowed me to go back to school and get a degree and get a good job.

I feel silly quoting supernatural in this situation, but the whole “family doesn’t end with blood” is what I have to remember. I have to remember my chosen family. My best friends of 25+ years that helped me raise my son when the rest of my family moved out of state and left us.

My husband that got thrown into parenting half way through the process and navigated those messy roads as best he could and has patiently dealt with and helped me through my anger and trauma.

So long, and thanks for all the fish. I hope y’all are right. I hope my family makes it out the other side. I hope my friends survive the storm. I hope the hate was worth it.

[soberscientistlife]

Read as many times as needed

[jlgmorrow]

People who dump animals they no longer want to care for should be publicly flogged.

Anyway. Here’s a sweet yet-to-be-named lil bunny boy.

[normal-horoscopes]

Its weird for me to think that dolphins existed at the same time as queens and knights and shit like that. I feel like dolphins were invented in the 80s by crystal shops to sell porcelain statues to divorced women

[huffylemon]

damn ok lake superior

[songsofwaterandnight]

Ok yeah that lake is superior

[harrytheehottie]

[kocurek1921-deactivated20260103]

Elliot Page has the chance to do the single funniest thing in the history of Hollywood.

[soberscientistlife]

Message AF!!

[netherworldpost]

THE POST OFFICE DOES NOT COST MONEY

IT IS SELF FUNDED

THE. POST. OFFICE. IS. SELF. FUNDED.

THE POST OFFICE IS SELF FUNDED I AM GOING TO KEEP FUCKING SCREAMING THIS UNTIL THE PRIVATIZATION ARGUMENTS CEASE

SOURCE BECAUSE I AM A GOOD SCIENTIST: https://facts.usps.com/top-facts/

exhale

and

prepare coffee

[not-a-regular-mom]

reblogging this again because it SHOULD cost money we SHOULD be pouring tax dollars into it and sending letters should be FREE and packages should be LOW COST and FAST because we SUBSIDIZE with community money.

[brendering]

I swear to God there's a whole swath of people in the US who will not REST until we're all charged by the minute for the water we drink, the air we breathe, and every blink we take.

Stop coming for the USPS. Not only is it self-funded as mentioned above, but "it's not profitable" should NEVER be an argument against services that support basic needs. We should be working toward making things like public transit, healthcare, utilities, etc. entirely free-to-use via government funding, not arguing to whittle things down for not being Amazon-esque-enough.

The Economist can eat my ass.

[leporellian]

anyone remember that book by the curious george authors abt the transgender kangaroo

[leporellian]

:)

[curlicuecal]

[mythopoeism]

early homo sapiens b like help i cant stop making bowls . help i cant stop domesticating plants and animals. help i cant stop developing language and architecture and religion

[pricklydyke]

ok im obsessed w this tag

[iwearmygreencoatatnight]

once in grade 6 I saw a 'pottery making club' in a ditch on the schoolyard- I assume at some point someone realized there was actually good quality clay in the ditch and when I walked up there were about a dozen 12 year olds sitting around the few girls who had brought their water bottles out to mix the clay, and a designated spot to put the finished bowls and tablets, and people going off and collecting sticks to make designs with and i really think that's the natural state of the human race

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

In elementary school I learned that you can make paint out of certain sedimentary rocks on the playground if you crushed them and mixed with water and at one point I had up to 25 kindergarten through third graders making cave paintings on the underside of the slides

[xphilosoraptorx]

The nature of man is such that every so often, someone recreates the neolithic era.

[voyageofbran]

Yeah, every recess

[sophie-savvy]

This is the funniest thing ever

[lizclimo]

[thegleampt2fromtheglowpt22001]

I know it’s not hard to point out reactionaries hypocrisy when it comes to like safe spaces or hug boxes or whatever but genuinely how much of an echo chamber do you have to exist in for you to think this is a reasonable thing to say

[apisashla]

reblog if attacking fascism is really the hill you want to die on

[alpine-insurrection]

this is literally like one of the most justified and honorable hills you could die on??? lol??

[harostar]

[lilithtransrights]

Quick someone reply with the gif™️

[burnt-to-cynders]

[lilithtransrights]

[momusu-saval-deactivated2024010]

Always reblog this if you are cool

[ladyshinga]

[jjeremysstash]

Truth is, it reads more like "she can do everything" and "him, it's just Ken"

And ken is a slang used in French that means "to fuck"

So "Him, it's just fucking"

Which I think is even more hilarious

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

i made you a cookie but i fucked it with my penis until there was nothing

[aflo]

can we all just take a break from posting

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

yeah sure i need to go make another cookie anyway

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

not again

[nat-20s]

"what's your dream job??" Uhh to have 17 weird little hobbies that I don't have to be good at and hang out with friends. I get money via being the world's specialist little princess