"Hath my scent offended thee?"

Joanne I am.

[spencerthespacer-deactivated202]

[scottyottyotty]

[erisjade-deactivated20180523]

[natural--blues]

x

[detenebrate]

I didn’t think Justice could be done in days like these. I thought Truth was always crushed beneath the hobnailed boots of The Corporate Man. But, tonight? After this? My life begins anew.

[cartiercocaine-blog]

wнαт тнe ғυcĸ ιѕ тнιѕ?

[dont-touch-my-fandoms]

Elmo’s voice saying “I’ll fuck u up” is the best and worst thing ever

[blocboybucciarati]

YO I SWEAR THIS SHIT IS TOO FUNNY😭🤣

[unicornglitteryblood]

My childhood is confused 

[snakelinksonic]

I feel that if I don’t repost this somewhere every year at some point, I’m living my life incorrectly.

[noble-snows-deactivated20220106]

What is even..

[lilac-keeper-deactivated2022112]

Some backstory. In FFXIV, for a very short spurt of time, there was a glitch where the upper body of a model would lock and freeze in place while the rest would still perform animations from other emotes and attacks. The results were pretty incredible for those that could get the lock to happen.

It was quickly hot-fixed out, but not quickly enough for the above video to get made, un/fortunately.

[meekusah]

mood

[dare0451]

Golden Diaper Boy Takes A Stroll

[sundayed]

@kiches

[weloveshortvideos]

Condom filled with tea

[yukaryote]

It’s 4:41am, my insomnia is in full swing, and as soon as I unmuted this I skipped the laughing and went straight to crying.

[leesh]

i’m in love with her

[shadyrican]

[blackmodel]

CLOCKED

[itskyalenotkyle]

Hood Naruto part 4

[moved-to-user-300]

The random people running into and out of frame are my favorite

[dirtyredfromthehood]

These kids are really living their best life

[esoteric-law89-deactivated20241]

Where the fuck did all might come from!!!

[gif87a-com]

[bunnyfood]

Bad Boys

[bonepriestess]

This is magical in an entirely different way.

[pukicho]

YOU WANNA GET RID OF THOSE STUPID FUCKING WATERMARKS?

Just get your picture

CHOOSE the fucking smudge tool dude

and WAM

[spindathemonsterhunter]

This made my fiance sob.

[pugsandshrugs]

So why do you think you are suited to this position?

What are your achievements so far?

What are your ambitions. in reference previous education and work history?

[illmaticraj]

I can’t believe there are people out there that haven’t seen this before

[paninimami]

Throwback lol

[telvi1]

I feel old lol

[unclewalk-deactivated20190218]

No really. How old is this. Rcause I have never seen this before today

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

early 2000s 

[bullysquadess]

honestly? im done with the lies. being little spoon fuckign sucks okay? it really does. its hot and sweaty and cramped and you better believe that arm wrapped around you is gunna go from “acceptable foreign weight” to “there is a literal blue whale colony collapsed atop you” in about 2 minutes flat. yall forreal want a FLESH BLANKET encasing you??? a goddamn slab prison of human skin and Person Tissue draped across your corporeal form??? find a God and grovel for redemption.

[bullysquadess]

being big spoon though? divine. precious. it grants the sensation of being a benevolent egg white, swaddled loosely within your blanket shell as you in turn cradle the precious yolk within your grasp. you are a sublime deity of warmth and comfort, one who may bestow your blessing on any mortal you deem fit. an unparalleled joy to perform.

and you can grab a tit ty

[bullysquadess]

can yall please stop reblogging this post i made after eating three entire packages of marshmallow peeps washed down with a near-deadly amount of nyquil 

[andmyvape-deactivated20260103]

Just say you’re a top and move on OP

[skygrl]

yall ever serve urself an appropriate amount of spaghetti and are full after eating the set amount of spaghetti and consciously know that u have eaten all the spaghetti u needed but also. u know that there is More spaghetti in the kitchen. so u go and get urself more spaghetti and spend the rest of the night feeling like u ate 30 bricks cursing urself for eating so much spaghetti

[cartiercocaine-blog]

wнαт тнe ғυcĸ ιѕ тнιѕ?

[jaxblade]

Beautiful madness

[practicalsmagic]

I’M SCREAMING

[bergaramadejs]

[tarynel]

Imagine being able to detach your titties before bed.. so you could actually sleep on your stomach. Lol

[1000watttwat]

My dumb ass gon over sleep and forget my tiddies in the morning..

[grandpaq]

Keys … wallet… damn, my titties .

[anxiousfrenchfry]

I just wanted to go shield surfing god fucking dammit

[runthatonebymeagain-deactivated]

I love this game so much

[gif87a-com]

[dokis-for-days]

Even the language barrier doesn’t stop me from knowing the chat is both laughing at him and saying “NOOOOO” at the same time.

[ninja-pyro]

is that twelve and a half hours on a timer or is it Noon/Midnight on a clock?

[plasticlovefuture]

That is

12 hours

[ninja-pyro]

Oh god

[dicktator-cain-deactivated20181]

Yep, that’s twelve hours of progress lost. And you can see the exact moment his soul is screaming.

[ninja-pyro]

The sheer anguish is painful to look upon