I put the bi in bitter

hi, i'm Hannah and I'm a walking disaster

[mybodywakesup]

"You have a crush on Elle." / "Do you have a crush on Dustin?"

ELLE WOODS & DUSTIN Elle, Season 1 (2026)

[demiiwhiffin]

huge if true

[herssian]

i recently had a thought. which, as you can imagine, was stressful

[mybodywakesup]

ELLE WOODS & LIZ MILLER Elle, Season 1 (2026)

[bearloonz]

watched a mobie

Collection of my traditional doodles while we were watchin ^_^

[katestewartt]

"The Fifth Element" costume design by Jean Paul Gaultier

[fwizard]

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

[lesbianshepard]

waaaay back when I was a cashier in retail we would talk about dumb shit while unloading the truck, and we got to the "what would you do in a zombie apocalypse" me and another worker were like yeah we would just die. End it all, we can't fight or run or shit. I refuse to put that much effort into survival.

And my manager was like no!!!! If that happened, I would drive to find you guys in my truck and we could eat stuff from my wife's garden and I would make sure everyone I know survived!! I would carry you all on my shoulders away from the zombies!!

Anyway, random shout out to that guy. You were too kind for retail management, Devin.

[larchcoin]

what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired

[sailermoon]

i stay up late to be happy for a few more hours

[sailermoon]

[grapefruitmimosa]

i can’t believe i used to think people my age were adults

[loveridden1999]

what if it all worked out in my favour

[cineemaa]

favorite 90s movies:

"damn the man. save the empire."

-empire records (1995) dir. allan moyle

[loocop-blog]

nothing bad can happen while ur under a blanket just remember that

[theslowesthnery]

ah yes my favourite trope

[platinum-chip-17]

There is not a single day that I go without thinking about his hair

[cikero]

Grocery stores should host an hour where only people who have been in a grocery store before and know what to do can shop