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@convenience-offical
I suppose I should make an intro post… I created this blog on a whim, as a one off gimmick. Tags are as follows:
#officalverse: Literally everything
#Well that’s convenient: My posts/reblogs
#Well that’s inconvenient: Villain arc
Also...
PSA....protect those you love and love you.
Remade (and upscaled) these in Celsius
Well, that’s useful to know
I miss the days when, no matter how slow your internet was, if you paused any video and let it buffer long enough, you could watch it uninterrupted
If you use Firefox, you can go to the about:config page, search for "media.mediasource.enabled" and double click on it to set it to false. After you restart Firefox, all youtube videos will load entirely even when paused! This also affects other streaming websites :)
There's more to do actually, now
go to About:config find media.mediasource.enabled and toggle it to false find media.cache_readahead_limit and change it to 9999 find media.cache_resume_threshold and change it to 9999
additionally if you'd prefer mp4 to webm
also in about:config, find: media.encoder.webm.enabled media.mediasource.webm.audio.enabled media.mediasource.webm.enabled media.webm.enabled and toggle them all to false
note! this will limit video to 1080p
and use https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/dont-accept-webp/ to kill WebP Fuck Google
That’s super fucking convenient
one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method
#which is the other reason those stupid robot phone trees are such a blight upon this land
#I have already mustered all my strenght and willpower to make a phone call#and you have the unmitigated GALL to assign a chipper robot to tell me you've got information on your website?
#you noisome fool! if I could do this on your website I would have already#cease your prattle and bring me to a representative
@aethersea you took the words right out of my mouth
Disability Pro Tip: Almost all automated telephone lines are required to have a 'Take me to a person" shortcut. Usually pressing ##### or 00000 will trigger it.
That’s super convenient
Hey someone suggested I use ChatGPT to figure out adulting today, and as I was going through the mental list of places I'd rather look, I realized "beloved strangers on Tumblr dot net" was on that list.
So if you have an aspect of adulting that you're really good at-taxes, budgeting, cooking, insurance, credit, time management, house upkeep, anything-please feel free to reblog with any tips.
Not me, but @bitchesgetriches has a lot of great resources for many of these topics on their website.
That's us! Professional internet adults, specializing in financial stuff! We recommend starting with our Grand List of All Articles, or one of our Masterposts:
MASTERPOST: Everything You Need To Know About Taxes
MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about How to Increase Your Income
MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Retirement and How to Retire
MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Credit and Credit Cards
MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Investing for Beginners
MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about How to Pay off Debt
MASTERPOST: Everything You Need To Know About Living Independently for the First Time
MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Repairing Our Busted-Ass World
MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Self-Care
MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Getting a Job, Raise, or Promotion
MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Saving Money and Being Frugal
“Ask ChatGPT this and that” like fuck holy shit people don’t want real advice.
“Ask ChatGPT this and that”
like fuck holy shit people
don’t want real advice.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
This is way too convenient for its own good
Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.
Might I add:
The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed
The woman who raised the changeling alongside her biological child
The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship
The adventures of a space roomba
Cinderella finding Araura (and falling in love)
I don’t know a snappy description but the my nemesis cynthia story certainly lives in my head
hilariously, these are almost all in my fic tag. so, a compiled list from the notes (and some extras):
The God of Arepo (graphic novel 1 / 2 / 3) (ebook)
The Monster of Sentan
The Witch’s Cat
Raise Both Children
Stabby the Roomba (honorable mention)
Cinderella Marries the Prince (comic)
My Arch Nemesis Cynthia
Pirates and Mermaid
Eindred and the Witch
The Demon King
The Cornerwitch
Grandmother Beetroot
Apocalypse Daycare Worker
Grandmother Accidentally Summons a Demon
New Year Saga
A Story About Changelings
Ranger in the King’s Forest
The Difference Between a Hare and a Rabbit
Goblin Men (Canines)
I am in love with you /p
What about the one with the princess locked in a tower learning to become a wizard? That’s lived in my mind for years and I haven’t seen it in a long time
Oh, love that story, adding it to the list: 20. Princess Talia and adding a few more contenders 21. Thyme 22. The Monster under the Bed 23. A Meaningful Death 24. Humans are unstoppable…until they aren’t 25. The Monster under the Fridge 26. Antler Guy 27. Cleric slamming healing spells
Adding a few more I remembered: 28. The Frog and the Scorpion 29. HSTHETE 30. The First Witch in the World 31. Imagine that Oceans were replaced by Forests 32. A Faerie taking a Name 33. The Dragon on the Farm 34. Synovus & Menace 35. Raising the Anti-Christ 36. Aliens vs. Flora & Fauna of Earth (pretty sure there are even more additions to the original post but I had this one saved) 37. Doctors without Borders…in Space! 38. The Villain-Wrangler 39. The Last Contact 40. The 100 Parent-Point Children 41. And the Heavens Wept 42. The Night Gentleman 43. The Serpent God and their Priestess
44. No One Showed Up for the Last Storytime (alternate link)
Adding this list from further down bc writing-prompts* is a zionist, helpfully compiled by @swampy711 !!
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I didn’t realise that I’d somehow accidentally unpinned this post until yesterday, and subsequently had to travel back through a couple months worth of reblogs to find it again. so now I’m gonna add more stories as I find them so that I can use this as an archive to find them all again.
Also, this post will be procedurally updated with new stories when I find them, so if you liked it, then maybe check up on it every month or so and I might have new stories to share
1. Standing beneath both Sola and Luna by @comicaurora and @izzbeingchaotic
2. The Future-giver by @shady-tavern
3. Hungry Babushka Ghosts by @thestuffedalligator
4. Nothing I didn’t already know also by @thestuffedalligator
5. The Night-Mother by @melgillman
6. Sherlock Pendragon also by @thestuffedalligator . They really are good at this, aren’t they.
7. The Deathless Sisters by @bixbythemartian
8. There’s a monster at the end of town… by @zakeno
9. A collection of glimpes into a child’s world by a lot of people
10. Underworld Duet by @officialleehadan
11. A benign existence compiled by @willinghands
12. Musings on a hand axe by @gallusrostromegalus
13. Agnodice. More people should know about this
14. Perhaps they shouldn’t have eaten the dragon… by @laurasimonsdaughter
15. Imitation Seawater by @derinthescarletpescatarian
16. What is the difference between a cathedral and a lab? By @letallthetrashraindown
17. The Must'Ain’t by @gallusrostromegalus
18. The Golden Record by @fennecshandgf
19. I turn to Ares by @kochei0
20. Sons of the Labyrinth by @golyadkin
21. The Sphinx’s love by @animentality & @fox-moblin
22. Under the Tracks written by Sio on Twitter, brought tumblr by @apelcini and illustrated by @texeoghea
23. Lots of good recipes started by @girlmuppet and @batmanisagatewaydrug
24. True love brought to tumblr by @kaijuno , @transgenidoqueen and @harbingermotel
25. The Need to Stay by @maddiesharafian
26. The Whale, The Tuna, and The Salmon by @bees-with-swords and illustrated twice over by @eldritchjackalope
27. The Moon asks a Question written by dirgewithoutmusic on Ao3 and illustrated by @purutsukid
28. What we can learn from a child by @notreewaits-deactivated20200806 , @yelnatszeroni, @Ilywela13 , @ladyofatraditionalkind , @banrions , @greedy-guts , @thegodsofkhaosinkarnate
29. Compiles of Japanese and European folklore/myths brought to tumblr by @walmart-the-official and @bleu-guacamole , sourced from yokai.com and the translation works of Prof. D. L. Ashliman of the University of Pittsburgh
30. Time by @welldrawnfish
31. Just so you curious types know where you totally shouldn’t go for your research by @draculasdaughter , @three-blogs-in-a-trenchcoat , and @whateverthebeeswant .
32. The Midnight Cafe by @wizard-email
33. The Rules of the Hunt. A collaboration between @rysttle and @polistini
34. The Hand You Cannot See by @blackbearmagic, @nikniknikin, @the-tabularium, @draconym
35. Not what is expected by @dxactivatxdusxr , @its-just-a-phage , @flowernstt, @anotherdayforchaosfay , @anaalihelmisimpukka , and @stealthclaw1
36. A collection of mishaps and mindslips by @cafffine , @rumplefuckingstiltzkin , @fried-berries those whose comments they compiled, @heywriters , @ariconditioner , @modmad , and @lagomorpheme
37. The faceless angels by @cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024, @ancient-debris, @omnybus (the artist), @captain-acab
38. We will remember your shoes by @cooking-with-hailstones, @netherworldpost, and @vaspider. Found through @the-haiku-bot
39. The room where you can play scrabble forever by @exhaustedwerewolf
Continued…
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And both @inbabylontheywept and @foldingfittedsheets were mentioned as potential authors of a story about a “girl being fated to marry the boy from the nativity village.”
*this has been confirmed (you can search it on my blog) tho there is confusion over whether drawing-prompts is still run by the same person or has been passed on, so dont go harassing them?
Mighty convenient of you
can't tell if you're a bot or not but its really funny to see you in my notifs
I'm a simple organism
I see an email post, I press "like", I keep scrolling
Email post
email post
If this blows up I'm coming after you both
email post
Time to do the funni and be rather… inconvenient
@tree-offical SUMMON THE OFFICALVERSE
I am going to piss on the moon, fucking stop
I REFUSE! YOU CAN’T STOP ME! *Runs away cackling evilly, a la cartoon villain, before running face-first into a fence in the distance*
Oh I'm gonna be ya so hard you'll have a twitch!!!
You’re going to “be me”?
FUCK THIS FUCKASS KEYBOARD GOOGLE EVERYTHING YOU DO IS SHIT
STOP BRINGING ATTENTION TO IT (┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻
I REFUSE! THIS IS MY VILLAIN ARC!
I wanted to be known for art on here not this bullshit!
TOO LATE! ACCEPT YOUR FATE!
NOOOOOOOOOOO! (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ
YES! IT SHALL BE SO!
@tree-offical GET ME THE OFFICALVERSE
Bet.
@ares-offical @adhd-offical @bomb-offical @ballpit-offical @clipboard-offical @classroom-offical @communism-offical @cervical-vertebrae-offical @dungeon-master-offical @doomed-by-the-narrative-offical @drinking-offical @dante-offical @doomedyaoioffical @existence-offical @edible-offical @elvis-offical @emo-offical @ftm-offical @freyja-offical @frog-offical @faa-offical @gaslight-offical @gojo-offical @glass-o-water-official @grim-reapers-scythe-offical @grim-reaper-offical @grims-horse-offical @hatsune-miku-offical @hera-offical @hekate-offical @imp-offical @isadora-offical @the-first-imp-offical @job-application-offical @jehova-offical @jeff-offical @jesus-oficial @kandi-kid-offical @keyboard-offical @knife-offical @lemon-offical @leviathan-offical @merriam-webster-offical @mayhem-offical @murder--offical @mafia-official @no-one-offical @nyx-offical @noah-offical @ominous-offical
Thank you 😈
can't tell if you're a bot or not but its really funny to see you in my notifs
I'm a simple organism
I see an email post, I press "like", I keep scrolling
Email post
email post
If this blows up I'm coming after you both
email post
Time to do the funni and be rather… inconvenient
@tree-offical SUMMON THE OFFICALVERSE
I am going to piss on the moon, fucking stop
I REFUSE! YOU CAN’T STOP ME! *Runs away cackling evilly, a la cartoon villain, before running face-first into a fence in the distance*
Oh I'm gonna be ya so hard you'll have a twitch!!!
You’re going to “be me”?
FUCK THIS FUCKASS KEYBOARD GOOGLE EVERYTHING YOU DO IS SHIT
STOP BRINGING ATTENTION TO IT (┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻
I REFUSE! THIS IS MY VILLAIN ARC!
I wanted to be known for art on here not this bullshit!
TOO LATE! ACCEPT YOUR FATE!
NOOOOOOOOOOO! (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ
YES! IT SHALL BE SO!
@tree-offical GET ME THE OFFICALVERSE
can't tell if you're a bot or not but its really funny to see you in my notifs
I'm a simple organism
I see an email post, I press "like", I keep scrolling
Email post
email post
If this blows up I'm coming after you both
email post
Time to do the funni and be rather… inconvenient
@tree-offical SUMMON THE OFFICALVERSE
I am going to piss on the moon, fucking stop
I REFUSE! YOU CAN’T STOP ME! *Runs away cackling evilly, a la cartoon villain, before running face-first into a fence in the distance*
Oh I'm gonna be ya so hard you'll have a twitch!!!
You’re going to “be me”?
FUCK THIS FUCKASS KEYBOARD GOOGLE EVERYTHING YOU DO IS SHIT
STOP BRINGING ATTENTION TO IT (┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻
I REFUSE! THIS IS MY VILLAIN ARC!
I wanted to be known for art on here not this bullshit!
TOO LATE! ACCEPT YOUR FATE!
can't tell if you're a bot or not but its really funny to see you in my notifs
I'm a simple organism
I see an email post, I press "like", I keep scrolling
Email post
email post
If this blows up I'm coming after you both
email post
Time to do the funni and be rather… inconvenient
@tree-offical SUMMON THE OFFICALVERSE
I am going to piss on the moon, fucking stop
I REFUSE! YOU CAN’T STOP ME! *Runs away cackling evilly, a la cartoon villain, before running face-first into a fence in the distance*
Oh I'm gonna be ya so hard you'll have a twitch!!!
You’re going to “be me”?
FUCK THIS FUCKASS KEYBOARD GOOGLE EVERYTHING YOU DO IS SHIT
STOP BRINGING ATTENTION TO IT (┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻
I REFUSE! THIS IS MY VILLAIN ARC!
can't tell if you're a bot or not but its really funny to see you in my notifs
I'm a simple organism
I see an email post, I press "like", I keep scrolling
Email post
email post
If this blows up I'm coming after you both
email post
Time to do the funni and be rather… inconvenient
@tree-offical SUMMON THE OFFICALVERSE
I am going to piss on the moon, fucking stop
I REFUSE! YOU CAN’T STOP ME! *Runs away cackling evilly, a la cartoon villain, before running face-first into a fence in the distance*
Oh I'm gonna be ya so hard you'll have a twitch!!!
You’re going to “be me”?
can't tell if you're a bot or not but its really funny to see you in my notifs
I'm a simple organism
I see an email post, I press "like", I keep scrolling
Email post
email post
If this blows up I'm coming after you both
email post
Time to do the funni and be rather… inconvenient
@tree-offical SUMMON THE OFFICALVERSE
I am going to piss on the moon, fucking stop
I REFUSE! YOU CAN’T STOP ME! *Runs away cackling evilly, a la cartoon villain, before running face-first into a fence in the distance*
can't tell if you're a bot or not but its really funny to see you in my notifs
I'm a simple organism
I see an email post, I press "like", I keep scrolling
Email post
email post
If this blows up I'm coming after you both
email post
Time to do the funni and be rather… inconvenient
@tree-offical SUMMON THE OFFICALVERSE
deactivated
So thoroughly nuked that there isn’t even any record of their original blog url
The Forbidden Knowledge
All very convenient
site that you can type in the definition of a word and get the word
site for when you can only remember part of a word/its definition
site that gives you words that rhyme with a word
site that gives you synonyms and antonyms
THAT FIRST SITE IS EVERY WRITER’S DREAM DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I’VE TRIED WRITING SOMETHING AND THOUGHT GOD DAMN IS THERE A SPECIFIC WORD FOR WHAT I’M USING TWO SENTENCES TO DESCRIBE AND JUST GETTING A BUNCH OF SHIT GOOGLE RESULTS
This one’s an always-reblog, because who knows who needs it and hasn’t seen it yet?
Just putting this here as a reminder
I cant quite remember but I think you’re into writing…. *flips through document full of really cool moots to tag* NEL LOOK AT THISSS @not-so-local-lesbian :D
Thank you! I will pass this along!
@spooky-cryptid-friend @blashdafish @rosanqro @nunyverse-scribe @bluebrey
I feel like yall do writing, but I’m not 100% sure
@tree-offical Summon the officalverse please
Jimmy's Official Stance on @/officalverse-offical.
Jimmy doesn't support @/officalverse-offical in any way.
Honestly, some of the behavior is that of a dictator.
She is trying to gatekeep a community while not listening to the people of that community.
Saying @sappho-offical is stupid for basically saying "we accept everyone" is disrespectful and rude.
If she's our "leader", she certainly isn't a good one and I suggest we look at the French revolution.
The leader was mistreating the people.
So what did the people do?
Off. With. Her. Head.
We know that occurring to her "rules" (which are clearly disregarded and for a lack of better wording, moronic) this account isn't offical,
but the people have spoken.
Jimmy is worshipped, and from what we can tell somewhat canon.
Additionally, what kind of good leader would say, "I'm Right and You are Wrong"? Certainly none that we've heard of.
"Everyone else is excluded" yet, the people who often are in these communities are people who are excluded from other spaces or discriminated against.
Also, @official--eve existed before the officalverse, if our memory is correct. We don't understand how someone can be excluded when they existed before this universe as a whole.
Ignoring the people is something current law makers in America are doing, and let's not forget that they too are excluding people.
She does not get to silence the people. She "preaches" that we only exist inside of her, but that would imply that she has a soul, or the souls of the lovely accounts in this fandom inside of her.
Dictators, people who exclude others, and people who ignore the people do not have souls. Therefore, she doesn't contain us.
Jimmy believes that she is content with the attention she is receiving from the hate, which is why she fuels it. Disengaging would be best, but we're afraid that she craves too much of that attention and would go after other accounts.
@/officalverse-offical is no longer canon. We'd like to believe they never were.
Fight for Eve. Fight for those being silenced. Speak up. Anyone who speaks up against officalverse-offical has Jimmy and The Cult's full support.
Free The Offical Verse.
Justice for Eve.
Exclude No One.
A Voice For All.
Please tag other offical verse accounts.
Thanks for your wise words on this situation, Jimmy. I'm glad to have you on our side.
@grim-reapers-scythe-offical @grims-horse-offical @the-first-imp-offical @time-offical @satan-offical @god-offical @official--eve @adam-offical @lightningmcqueenoffical @capitalism-offical @raphael-offical @the-figure-offical @leviathan-offical @bladelicker-offical @sickness-offical @can-tab-eater-offical @ur-least-fav-gal-offical @tree-of-good-and-evil-offical @red-solo-cup-offical @knights-templar-offical @archangel-uriel-offical @eden-snake-offical @frog-offical @sappho-offical @offical-offical @lesbian-vampire-offical @noah-offical @eating-offical @drinking-offical @apple-offical @jehova-offical @catboy-offical @saxophone-offical @dante-offical @human-joe-offical @murder--offical
To be honest, even though this is a gimmick blog, it's kind of silly to do this to other people and the community as a whole -- why can't people just let people have fun?
dont be a silly mean person!! silly mean people are eating AND officalverse unapproved. be kind!
@aphrodite-offical @ur-least-fav-gal-offical @arson-offical @anubis-offical @duck-offical @evilducks-offical @kidney-bean-offical @balloon-dog-offical @emo-offical @the-officallings-offical @frog-offical @your-grandma-offical @sickness-offical @evil-bread-offical @devils-advocate-offical @jumpscare-offical @noah-offical @genderanarchist-offical @alexander-hamilton-offical @mcdonalds-offical
and all the other officals
i know we like to say gatekeep, gaslight, girlboss but don’t actually gatekeep, gaslight or you won’t be a girlboss
@hekate-offical @devils-prosecutor-offical
let’s see what we have here
@50s-housewife-offical @susan-offical @hades-official @tyr-offical @onion-opinions-offical @guillotine-offical @gunlicker-offical @nyx-offical @small-victorian-child-offical @lesbian-official @lesbianism-offical @the-watcher-offical @ballpit-offical @black-cat-offical @catgirl-offical-official @cryptids-offical
i’ve deffo left people out and definitely said the same person twice 👍
Oh my, I‘ve definitely missed a bit, haven‘t I?
but ye, onion does not gatekeep (unless you hate onions /silly)
@guillotine-offical I heard someone is looking for you
Viva la revolution.
@poseidon-offical
oh hell yeah i get to drown people
or maybe waterboard.....
I’m new to the officalverse, but fuck it, we ball
