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I don’t even have anything funny to say that is just really sweet

There is a statue in Cork to commemorate the donation of the Choctaw people to the Irish people, It is called Kindred Spirits.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kindred_Spirits_(sculpture)

false-dawn

Please click here to reach the Navajo & Hopi Families COVID-19 Relief Fund!

gingerbrownies

Titanic conspiracy exposed

thehighwayphantom-deactivated20

Head canon: Accepted

alice-paige

HOLY SHIT

dorkles-bingleton

Let’s not forget Jack has the exact same haircut as John Connor

novis-canis-deactivated20200504

Once again its 3am and this washing machine wizard haunts me

xxtc-96xx

My parents continuously tell me that my generation’s humour makes no sense and I still refuse to ever explain it to them

randomslasher

i’m at work crying from laughing here how is this not funny asdfsadf

1000deaddraculas

Forest of Mushi

wtfisgoingonews

IF YOU WANT BERNIE TO GET THE NOMINATION OVER BIDEN

Here’s what you need to do:

Vote for Bernie in your primary

There are still two-thirds of the possible delegates available so it’s not even close to being over yet. A lot of people think voting in the primary doesn’t matter but this is where you determine the direction you want to party to go & if you prefer Bernie over Biden then here’s the following schedule for the primaries:

“Democrats abroad” primary - (March 3rd to March 10th) If you are a democrat living outside of the United States this is your time to cast your vote. [website]

Idaho primary - March 10th - [Information on how/when to register by, what ID is accepted, polling locations, etc.]

Michigan primary - March 10th - [Information on how/when to register by, what ID is accepted, polling locations, etc.]

Mississippi primary - March 10th - [Information on how/when to register by, what ID is accepted, polling locations, etc.]

Missouri primary - March 10th - [Information on how/when to register by, what ID is accepted, polling locations, etc.]

Washington primary - March 10th - [Information on how/when to register by, what ID is accepted, polling locations, etc.]

North Dakota caucus - March 10th - [Information on how/when to register by, what ID is accepted, polling locations, etc.]

Northern Mariana Islands caucus - March 14th - [Information on how/when to register by, what ID is accepted, polling locations, etc.]

Arizona primary - March 17th - [Information on how/when to register by, what ID is accepted, polling locations, etc.]

Florida primary - March 17th - [Information on how/when to register by, what ID is accepted, polling locations, etc.]

Illinois primary - March 17th - [Information on how/when to register by, what ID is accepted, polling locations, etc.]

Ohio primary - March 17th - [Information on how/when to register by, what ID is accepted, polling locations, etc.]

Georgia primary - March 24th - [Information on how/when to register by, what ID is accepted, polling locations, etc.]

Puerto Rico primary - March 29th - [Information on how/when to register by, what ID is accepted, polling locations, etc.]

Alaska Primary - April 4th - [Information on how/when to register by, what ID is accepted, polling locations, etc.]

Hawaii primary - April 4th - [Information on how/when to register by, what ID is accepted, polling locations, etc.]

Louisiana primary - April 4th - [Information on how/when to register by, what ID is accepted, polling locations, etc.]

Wyoming caucus - April 4th - [Information on how/when to register by, what ID is accepted, polling locations, etc.]

Wisconsin primary - April 7th - [Information on how/when to register by, what ID is accepted, polling locations, etc.]

Connecticut primary - April 28th - [Information on how/when to register by, what ID is accepted, polling locations, etc.]

Delaware primary - April 28th - [Information on how/when to register by, what ID is accepted, polling locations, etc.]

Maryland primary - April 28th - [Information on how/when to register by, what ID is accepted, polling locations, etc.]

New York primary - April 28th - [Information on how/when to register by, what ID is accepted, polling locations, etc.]

Pennsylvania primary - April 28th - [Information on how/when to register by, what ID is accepted, polling locations, etc.]

Rhode Island primary - April 28th - [Information on how/when to register by, what ID is accepted, polling locations, etc.]

Guam caucus - May 2nd [Information on how/when to register by, what ID is accepted, polling locations, etc.]

Kansas primary - May 2nd - [Information on how/when to register by, what ID is accepted, polling locations, etc.]

Indiana primary - May 5th - [Information on how/when to register by, what ID is accepted, polling locations, etc.]

Nebraska primary - May 12th - [Information on how/when to register by, what ID is accepted, polling locations, etc.]

West Virginia primary - May 12th - [Information on how/when to register by, what ID is accepted, polling locations, etc.]

Kentucky primary - May 19th - [Information on how/when to register by, what ID is accepted, polling locations, etc.]

Oregon primary - May 19th - [Information on how/when to register by, what ID is accepted, polling locations, etc.]

District of Columbia primary - June 2nd - [Information on how/when to register by, what ID is accepted, polling locations, etc.]

Montana primary - June 2nd - [Information on how/when to register by, what ID is accepted, polling locations, etc.]

New Jersey primary - June 2nd - [Information on how/when to register by, what ID is accepted, polling locations, etc.]

New Mexico primary - June 2nd - [Information on how/when to register by, what ID is accepted, polling locations, etc.]

South Dakota primary - June 2nd - [Information on how/when to register by, what ID is accepted, polling locations, etc.]

Virgin Islands caucus - June 6th- [Information on how/when to register by, what ID is accepted, polling locations, etc.]

What the expect & how to prepare

In 2016, there was major flaws with in-person voting in states like Arizona. This election is exactly the same, with states like Texas and California having people in line waiting past midnight LONG after polls were supposed to close. This is blatant voter suppression and is meant to discourage you from voting. If you don’t have mail-in ballot in your state MAKE SURE to prepare for the worst: wear comfortable clothes, bring water, bring snacks, and get ready for whatever fuckery they might try to pull so bring an extra ID.

If you work on the day of your primary or caucus HERE IS A WEBSITE that allows you to check your state’s laws on time-off voting. This will tell you info on the following:

How long your job is required to give you?

What exceptions there might be?

Whether or not it’s paid time off.

If you have to give advance notice.

Do you need to show your employer proof of voting?

How to volunteer

You can also phone bank, text bank, or canvas for Bernie. Even if you’re in a state that already voted you can still do all these things! You ARE allowed to canvas out of your home state. Check your area, there are events happening everywhere or you can host your own. ALSO!!! volunteer as a poll worker if you can

AND!! if you’re fluent in multiple languages you can really help to get the vote out in communities that often get overlooked by campaigns.

wtfisgoingonews

This is the current delegate count BTW:

And you can expect Bloomberg. Buttigieg, Klobuchar to pledge the few delegates they have to Biden, and who tf knows what Warren is doing at this point so GO OUT AND VOTE

coolfrogdude

original thread by @pukicho and several other users

kaijuno

Hi please watch this video of a man getting rekt by a 450hp fan

bunjywunjy

if I had a 450hp fan, this is exactly the sort of shit I would get up to

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oglach-uisce

IM SO PROUD?!!!!!!?!!! LIKE WEE MAN IS A FUCKING LEGEND?!!!!!?!!!!!?!

trans-jesus

wanted to see a more recent update and

BOIS STILL GOING STRONG YEEHAW U GO LITTLE SCIENCE KID

skullinitium

Every time I reblog this I just really hope Daniel’s doing well

santas-clauze

every western movie ever made: The wild west is dying. theres no more room left for cowboys anymore…

me everytime: :(

nem0c

every samurai movie ever made (both edo and bakamatsu periods): The bushido code is dying. there no more room left for samurai anymore…

me everytime: :(

rickfuckingdalton

A lot of westerns are remakes of samurai movies

bonesawcagematch

those samurai movies were very often heavily inspired by 50′s and 40′s westerns

simon-newman

Cowboys and samurai are brothers separated by time and space.

eric-coldfire

Best duo.

seriousfic

breadgunner-deactivated20200418

I’ve got y’alls new favorite art piece right here.

phoxxent

According to Google, Samurai were abolished in 1868.

This means that at the same time that cowboys were reaching their end, so too were samurai.

Cowboys and Samurai were separated not by time, only space.

shoudesuka-mechadork

I’ve got something else to add to this: there’s also an extremely specific species of mushroom that can only be found in Texas and Japan. I’m serious.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chorioactis