your honor I love him (yusuf al-kaysani)

[penandinkprincess]

shane having multiple allergies but being able to eat things like dairy, potatoes, wheat, cabbage, carrots, fish, and beets just fine does make me laugh imagine ilya making SO many jokes about how shane was MEANT to marry a russian because so much russian food is safe for him

"who else would know how to cook you these things, hm?"

dryly: "literally anyone with internet access?"

"just me, correct 😌"

[clytemnestraaa]

the first birthday where shane gets ilya a cake and presents he worries he did something wrong because ilya freezes and then is like “what is this? “and shane is like “it’s your birthday?” and ilya is like “you remembered this?” and shane is like “well obviously i remembered your birthday?” and ilya is staring and shane is like “sorry do you not like it i can exchange it for—” but then ilya is crying big boo hoo tears. the second birthday ilya spends the entire week being a bossy bratty little bitch. hollander you must come swimming it is my birthday. hollander you have to come dancing it is my birthday. hollander you need to wear that blue mesh shirt it is my birthdayyyyyyy.

[ohlittlefox]

artblock vs new picture of hudson

[ilyasleatherbackpack]

today's work doodle is based on @castielchitaqua 's tags on @margall 's post

[emziess]

Shane & his parents // Ilya & his parents Heated Rivalry, S01E01

[themoonandmyman]

Can we talk about how both David and Grigori are on the right side of the frame, Yuna is to the left of Shane- but to the left of Ilya is just a sharp drop.

[heatedrivalryfanarts]

moreloveforjm_

[shanerozanov]

may he never ever figure anything out forever 🙂

[swagsmeister]

1/2

[chubby-cry-baby]

shane definitely gets horrified when someone implies that ‘ha ha ilya’s sleeping on the couch tonight for sure’ - immediate shift in the atmosphere - they’ve never seen shane so mad off ice - “can I talk to you real quick” and this person gets the most stern scolding of their life, they’re terrified, they’re sleeping on the couch bc their wife gets mad on shane & ilya’s behalf - “shane what did you say to him” “nothing”

[jewelcoatfish]

ilya overhears the sleeping on the couch line and playfully teases shane about it and obviously shane knows he’s joking around so he says

no you’re never sleeping there. a) it’s bad for your back and b) it’s bad for my mental health

why is it bad for your mental health?

not cuddling with you makes me sad :(

and ilya just has to kiss him stupid about it. he practically has no choice

[neeska3]

This is the first pack he has ever opened

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Im thinking of making these cards for all the players! Will u all like that??

[paperdollinsane]

Kiss kiss

[mutinsfromthemoon]

i just know after they got married if shane doesn’t reply instantly, ilya’s gonna spamming “shane shane shane shane shane shane shane” till shane finally responds with “ilya what the hell” “send a selfie. i miss you, i want to see your cute little freckled face”

[rozriver]

the tampa hotel scene is so insane like talk about #mybraveshane…. ilya is being so fucking meannnn here.. for him to look shane in the face and say “it’s simple for me” implying “idk about you but yeah this whole thing between us is so not a big deal to me and i definitely am not deeply invested in it like you but best of luck” I WOULD BE MOOOOORTIFIED and then die but shane is like. “☝️Bullshit. Also i like you way too much and ik you feel the same. do u wanna be something with me” HES CRAAAAAZY I LOVE YOU MY SHANE BOY

[trophobolene]

Purple Fade

Chicago, Illinois - Jan, 2026

Canon Rebel T3, 18-135mm

[darlingofdots]

I really need people to realise that Ilya is functionally fluent in English even that first time in Regina. "You will not be so nice when we beat you" is a complex sentence construction! It's got a future tense and a conditional clause in it! He keeps making a couple of common-for-Russians grammar mistakes (mostly dropping words to reflect Russian sentence structure) and he has gaps in his vocabulary and listening comprehension is famously difficult, but his English is so fucking good. And you can just copy the way he talks in the show or the books! It's very consistent! Russian is way more complex than English and he definitely got some formal instruction before he went to Boston! I don't understand why he ends up talking like he's never heard of auxiliary verbs or pronoun declension before in fic when canon is so clear about his language skills

[gloryhollanovjah]

Drunk Shane can be a bit of a menace. A drink or two is fine, but eventually he'll hit a point where you turn around and he's gone, literally gone because he's going places and he'll happily come trotting back when Ilya calls him, but that's only helpful if he's in earshot, which... can be a challenge.

Drunk Shane when Ilya is ALSO drunk is the BEST. His boyfriend is sooooo funny and soooo fast and strong and smart and brave and they're going on an adventure!!! Ilya doesn't know where but his legs are wrapped around Shane's waist and Shane's arms are wrapped around his legs and the back of Shane's neck smells so good and they're GOING!!!! They're going and going and going because Shane can run forever he's the best hockey player in the whole world and he's Ilya's BOYFRIEND and they're gonna live forever and the stars are out and his mama is watching them and Ilya doesn't even know he's smiling until his cheeks start hurting from it.

(inspired by this post from @pregnanthudsonwilliams) (I've never seen Twilight I'm just having fun)

[themoonandmyman]

[gloryhollanovjah]

#I am fixated on happily come trotting back when Ilya calls him #Ilya has Shane recall trained #Ilya's voice saying Shane or moy lyubimyy has Shane's ears perking up and him coming to a halt #love a pairing that's like they only listen to me only i can get through to them #i know them better and love them more than anyone else type of shit yesssss you get it @error404-sideblog !!

[cakepopsandcoffee]

A man who is so incredibly fond (casually of course).