PLEASE GO TO SUPERPROFESSIONAL.TUMBLR.COM

OR JOELLOYNDS.TUMBLR.COM

[swarnpert]

friend: hey you wanna go to jimmy johns?  me, an intellectual: i would love to have a meal at james johnathans

[devilrei-deactivated20240305]

Crowdfunded Game Console Is Made Out of Tape, Cardboard, and Fake Circuits

There's something very suspicious about this crowdfunded retro games console named after the Colecovision.

This is one of the weirdest and most hilariously drama-laden stories I’ve ever written about. Please enjoy a twisting, turning saga of trying to crowdfund a collector console in the worst imaginable ways.

[zuzu-and-friends-deactivated202]

This reads like a fucking ed edd and eddy episode

[catpunkcore]

is this the ouya

[joel-is-at-superprofessional]

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[60c-deactivated20161110]

[joel-is-at-superprofessional]

why are you idiots not in incognito mode?

what are you doing with your lives

[did-you-know]

Source

[seancurry1]

[baconjetswasyes-deactivated2013]

A picture in 365 slices. Each slice is one day of the year.

This is literally one of the best things on the site

[joel-is-at-superprofessional]

no it isn't, it's just a big link to reddit

[postllimit]

mom: hey *dad’s name* oh whoops i mean *brother’s name* oh no *sister’s name* i mean *name of the family goldfish* ah shoot i meant *your name* can you get down here really quick i need something

[queerqueensansaarchive]

my dad has literally called me by his own name. 

[goatism]

My mom calls me by our dog’s name.

[joel-is-at-superprofessional]

my dad calls us peter and the only peter in the family ever, has probably been dead for 50 years.

[donkeyhead]

I’m apparently unable to keep things short, I’m sorry. Here, have some stupid faces.

After crushing the hopes and dreams of one gleeful giant robot, our true protagonist rushes forth to claim his prize in the name of justice or some crap, and meets new friends along the way…

[aidn]

[spookytanuki]

I installed this little fucker on every computer I could get my hands on when I was a kid. I loved him. He told jokes, sang songs, and he’d read anything you wanted him to out loud with his robot voice.

Every once in a while, he’d ask to be sent to some kind of jungle school where he could learn new jokes and songs, but it cost real money, and I wouldn’t have dared to ask my mom for virtual monkey jungle school tuition. She hated him from day one. I don’t know why. He’d just pop up and try to sing to her when she was reading her Christian Evangelist chain mail in Outlook.

Turns out, he was adware all along, and was apparently selling my web browsing info to shady companies in secret. He eventually got caught, and I think they euthanized him. He never really loved me, I know. But I still love him. If I knew anything about programming, I’d resurrect him somehow without the spyware. He could be rehabilitated. I know he could.

[twincanine]

Some info sheets I’ll be printing up for a ska event I’m doing tomorrow. Had to simplify some things for space and clarity, but I wanted to post here to get a bit of feedback before I print them tomorrow morning. Any thoughts?

[naffzilla]

Alright, here’s a few thoughts:

First of all if possible give some more space between the titles and the paragraphs of information, also indent the first line of information on the paragraphs. Increased leading here will give the eye a place to breath but also make the information easier to find. This will help increase legibility along with breaking up the information a bit more.

If you’re worried about space remember most typefaces print out at legible sizes at size 10 (unless it’s gotham then you can go down to size 7 and it’s still good like damn gotham you so good) And you don’t need to go over size 18 for a title most of the time. Just bold the type if you’re worried about “Space” but at the same time WHITE SPACE IS YOUR FRIEND.

Keep like information at the same size. so on the second pages of each spready have the band names at the same size. Don’t just fill up space for the sake of filling up space. If you want band names to be a bit bigger than let them be bigger to separate them from bullet points. Just take away a few of the third wave ska bands. Try limiting yourself to 10-12 bands for each wave you’re discussing. Yeah you’ll have to cut out some bands but there’s an argument that Operation Ivy is a better explanation fo Ska Punk’s rise than to present Third Wave, despite the fact that they influenced a lot of those bands.  You don’t want to overdose the audience with a lot of suggestions at first no matter HOW GOOD those bands are because this is supposed to be a taste tense. Fuck if you just do 10 for each that’s 30 bands. If you did 5 for each and just explained one thing about them you’d probably end up with more success.

The other thing you might want to do for clarity is italicize the dates, it’s the same size as the body copy so this way you’re separating information. Some of the information seems a little off, like I don’t think third wave started because the toasters “brought it”  cause The Uptones started the same year in California. Even then Third Wave was a huge reaction to the 80’s after 2-Tone that grew and developed. People are more familiar with the Third Wave sounds of the 90’s than that of the 80’s. If I play a little Common Rider no one’s going to go “yeah that’s like what I heard on the radio.”

There’s also a lot of typing errors, space things. You don’t end the third wave bands with a comma, the last band should have an and before it. Stuff like that. Basic editing.

Hope that helps!

[snakesblueyes]

[paraqas-blog]

OH WHAT THE EVER LIVING FUCK

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

this man is my hero

[oblongraven]

WOOOF

[joel-is-at-superprofessional]

what a mess to clear up.

[eviecarnahan]

[anotheropti-deactivated20230817]

Guys, remember the SpeedTree interview, aka the most momentous occasion in GB history?

[gbdudersfeed]

Oh my GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! I forgot this even existed!

[flatluigi]

i love speedtree

i get the impression that barely anyone else at the trade show was anywhere near as excited about speedtree as they were

[babyionian-deactivated20200611]

"alright steve i’m gonna admit it: that’s a pretty fast tree"

[joel-is-at-superprofessional]

ryan, the master of making stupid video game shit seem real cool

[slowisme]

“Snake, I’m at your side.”

[ollymoss]

The public outpour of emotion over the death of Ryan Davis has been at once uplifting and devastating; amazing to see how many lives he touched but equally tragic the scope of loss. There has been a lot said, and much of it by better writers and closer friends - so I won’t go on.

What I will do though is finish the drawing he kept asking me to do. Sorry it’s so late.

RIP, buddy. 

[joel-is-at-superprofessional]

damned perfect