One Nice Bug Per Day
ojovivo
YOU ARE THE REASON
Monterey Bay Aquarium
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Claire Keane
trying on a metaphor
Love Begins
Misplaced Lens Cap
Sade Olutola
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ellievsbear
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Keni
Kiana Khansmith
art blog(derogatory)
Product Placement
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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@joellyheyman
my gender is picking “woman” on a form but feeling kinda weird about it
my gender is hovering over “other” on a form, feeling weird about it, then picking “woman”, then still feeling weird about it
my gender is “look buddy i just work here”
Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*
My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.
Everyone loves tall guys but what about short guys!!! Small bastards. Compact. Efficient. Just a tiny little fucker. Pick them up and put them down. Portable boys
wash your sheets
PUT YOUR SHEETS IN THE DRYER
Me, looking a Minecraft sheep in the eyes: I want to pet you but can not
Minecraft sheep: beeh
Me, crying: you are full of love
Me, looking at baby turtles in Minecraft:
W… why can’t i pick you up?! You’re so small!
Turtle:
Me:
*crying*
me: why am i not allowed to hold your hand
enderman: vwoop
me, crying: you are so handsome
me: i want to sit on you
spider: kkssahh
me, crying: you lovely untamed stallion
me: why can’t i squish you
ghast: uwahhh
me, crying: you big marshmallow
Me: I know we’re different but we can still love one another
Minecraft Villager: hrrm
Me: You always know what to say 💞
i like the little map on doordash because you can watch your delivery driver completely miss your address in real time
daniel you are going in the completely wrong direction. let me help you daniel
daniel i am hungry. i am opening my mouth like a baby bird daniel
I have no idea what this is referencing but it’s hilarious.
Curious Zelda
https://twitter.com/curiouszelda
https://www.instagram.com/curiouszelda/
Some of my Pokémon hot takes
anyone else sing to their pets about how stinky they are
Can we all take a moment for Molly Weasley who knew her family so fucking well, she had “prison” as one of the options on her clock that told her where everyone was.
the spider: *bites peter*
peter: this is so sad alexa play radioactive
#this is funnier when you consider the fact that radioactive was originally written for the spiderman broadway show
This is the full question and response in case anyone is curious. It’s awesome.
Dear Care and Feeding,
My wife and I and our 4-year-old son were out to dinner last week. It was a medium-nice restaurant, not fast food, but not super fancy either. My son is a normal, active little boy, and it’s hard for him to sit through a whole dinner, so we let him explore the restaurant a little. I noticed our waitress giving him the hairy eyeball, so we asked him to stop running. He was pretty good about it after that, but he did get underfoot when she was carrying a tray, and she spoke to him pretty sharply to go back to our table and sit down. I felt it was completely uncalled for, and she should have come and spoken to us personally instead of disciplining someone else’s child.
I tipped 5 percent and spoke briefly to her manager, who gave noncommittal replies. My wife agrees with me, but when we posted about it on Facebook, we got a lot of judgy responses.
—It’s Hard for a 4-Year-Old to Sit Still
Dear Sit Still,
Yeah, this is your fault. It’s hugely your fault. Of course it’s hard for a 4-year-old to sit still, which is why people usually stick to fast-dining establishments while working on restaurant manners. It’s why one parent usually responds to a fidgety kid who wants to “explore” by taking him outside the restaurant, where he can get his wiggles out while not taking laps around servers precariously carrying trays of (often extremely hot) food and drink.
A kid “exploring” a restaurant is not a thing. When you did intervene, it wasn’t to get him back in his seat. It was just to instruct him to “stop running.” You weren’t parenting, so a server did it for you. She was right. You were wrong.
Your son is not ready to eat at a “medium-nice” restaurant again until he is capable of behaving a little better. You can practice at home. You can practice at McDonald’s. You can try a real restaurant again with the understanding that one of you may need to take him out when he starts getting the urge to run an obstacle course.
I doubt that you will do this, but I encourage you to return the restaurant, apologize to the manager for complaining about your server, and leave her a proper tip.
Mend your wicked ways.
