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cyanometer, c. 1789, an instrument that measures the blueness of a sky
@bisopod
vintage halloween postcard based off moths
now it’s a real postcard!!! (also a print) 👻
The appalling travesty that was BBC’s Sherlock has infested the Sherlock Holmes fandom like a malignant tumour so I want you all to know how awesome the OG literary Holmes was:
The literary Sherlock Holmes was an autistic coded character before people knew what autism was.
The literary Sherlock Holmes was an explicitly aromantic character before people had a word for that.
Literary Holmes solved mysteries not merely for the intellectual stimulation but also out of a genuine desire to do good. He cared deeply about every client. HE WAS NOT A HIGH-FUNCTIONING SOCIOPATH! He could definitely be insensitive and blunt but he was not callous or unfeeling.
Literary Sherlock threatened to beat a guy who was being creepy with his own stepdaughter.
Literary Sherlock learned to grow past his misogyny after a woman outsmarted him.
In particular, he was always respectful to Mrs Hudson, never belittling or talking down to her (the otherwise enjoyable Guy Ritchie films screw this up too). In fact, they got along so well that they were actually a very popular ship back in the day.
Literary Holmes would NEVER call Watson an idiot. He was his only friend who he loved and respected, even if he did get frustrated with him sometimes. He didn’t need to belittle others to feel powerful.
Literary Holmes and Watson broke into a corrupt man’s house and witnessed him being murdered by a woman he was blackmailing. They knew exactly who she was but they let her get away because they were chaotic good like that.
Literary Holmes had HUMILITY: something a smug prig like Steven Moffat will never understand. He could be arrogant but he had a sense of humour and was willing to admit when he was wrong. And he was wrong sometimes because he was a flawed human being, not some gross male power fantasy.
Literary Holmes respected the working class and was often disdainful of the rich. In Victorian England!
Literary Holmes indirectly caused the death of a guy who abused (and implicitly molested) his daughters and he didn’t give a single fuck about it.
At the end of the series, Holmes retires to Sussex to keep bees. Beekeepers are awesome.
Literary Holmes is the SUPERIOR HOLMES
Please for the love of God watch Elementary, I need everyone to love it as much as I do
How to trick a monkey.
ultimate legend posts
Minecraft had a gay mode which changed absolutely nothing about the game whatsoever except that the character you played as was officially gay.
People love to lie, I googled this shit and nothing came up
How surprising!
girls night
if you need me i am going to be binge-reading the archives of my favorite blog on the entire internet which is written by this sweet old man who lives on a farm in the pacific northwest with his husband and a bunch of animals. there are nice pictures of flowers and ducks and the tone is so gentle and soothing:
like… fuck…. i love everything about this blog…. it’s the one good thing left online
sir………i am literally crying right now
LOOK. AT. THEM.
oh to be a chicken eating organic steamed rice on a snowy day…. i mean…. my god
“why are the among us characters wearing space suits in a spaceship?” have you not seen how much is wrong with the fucking spaceship
The speed at which oxygen failure can kill everyone suggests that there is plenty wrong with the space suits too.
#I love that Among Us is clearly playing out the second half of the climax of a space horror movie #after everything has gone to shit and you’re being picked off one by one #desperately trying to keep your limping ship together long enough to find the things killing you #like they just skip the setup and go ‘time for the intense part you can guess how it got this bad’ (via derinthescarletpescatarian)
Second reblog to catch the tags
me throwing my adolescent son into orbit
wait hang on
now i have a cool hat
I AM SO ANGRY AMETHYST IS RESISTENT TO THE OCCASIONAL BATH BUT THE GEODE CRUST CERTAINLY ISN’T LITERALLY MINERALS BREAKING DOWN BY BEING PULVERIZED WITH HOT WATER IS HOW GEODES FUCKING CRYSTALIZES IN THE FIRST PLACE AND YOUR TAKING A GEODE THAT BIG AND TURNING IT INTO THE PERMANANT WATER CONTAMINATE AND BACTERIAL CESS POOL THAT IS A SINK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU NEVER GONNA USE TOOTHPASTE OR FUCKING SOAP SO IT DOESN’T EAT A HOLE THRU THE BOTTOM OF YOUR FUCKING SINK YOU GODDAMN GOON WHY DON’T YOU JUST MAKE A STOVE OUT OF CARDBOARD OR A DOOR OUT OF TISSUE PAPER??? WHY DONT YOU MAKE PIPES OUT OF FUCKING SMARTIES CANDY OR TABLE LEGS OUT OF PLAY DOUGH FUCK YOU BUDDY IF I WALKED INTO A PLACE AND HAD TO CLEAN A BATHROOM AND SAW THAT SHIT I WOULD BREAK YOUR FUCKING SKULL OPEN WITH A STEEL PIPE
well damn
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Throw the stick, you MONSTER
[Video: A medium-small white-and-brown dog repeatedly dropping a chunky stick at the feet of a statue of a human, then backing up and wagging its tail eagerly, waiting for the throw. In the background, there are noises of humans are finding this adorable and hilarious.]
If there were something that could bring a statue to life, this would be it.
pikachu trying to wake ash up
I love seeing posts where someone says something that clearly sets up a joke and then has very obviously messaged their friend to question it in a reblog so they deliver the punchline with maximum impact. Haven't seen that in a while
tumblr comedy I haven’t seen in a while and I kind of miss: when someone says like ‘smoothies are great’ and then someone else says ‘juices are great too!’ and the first person says ‘make your own post’ and then the second person says ‘okay’ and then you scroll down and theres a second post.
I also love seeing posts where someone says something that clearly sets up a joke and then has very obviously messaged their friend to question it in a reblog so they deliver the punchline with maximum impact. Haven't seen that in a while
make your own post
OH MY &UCKING GOD!
Every time people’s ability to find the perfect recation pictures blows me out of the water. Which in this case would be very useful.
I love the wet moon jokes but I would like to remind you that the water they found is frozen in case you guys aren't like, reading actual articles about it. Still Very Cool! But not liquids
*puts away my bendy straw and gets a fork and knife*
*brings a blow-dryer and a bendy straw*