feeling the aster

caty / 20s / ny

[maxknightley]

everyone more pretentious than me is an insufferable poseur and everyone less pretentious than me is a clueless philistine

[maxknightley]

romantic and sexual partner.

[gaytanic-panic]

[valentinetheeviljester]

Maybe lean out

[valentinetheeviljester]

[parkchanwoohoo]

[only-cat-memes]

[jarchaeology]

parental controls on the internet should go the other way around. my mom should not be spending her screen time this way.

[segamascott]

[human-pet-they]

They’re adding soulslike elements to Grindr

[dogpuppy]

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

[moisterpeggingchampion]

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

[dogpuppy]

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.

[aggot]

everyone wants masc carpenter trade until his rough calloused handjob sands your thing down small and smooth as a river stone

[fragiledate]

the strongest bond is probably pad wings to themselves. the weakest is probably pad wings to your underwear

[equius]

[deathwarlock]

little Caesars count your fucking days this crazy bread is unforgivable

[hotvampireadjacent]

…. Would you say it’s…

「crazy 」 even?

[hotvampireadjacent]

[beardedmrbean]

[fishpondfish]

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

[mousidy]

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

[importantdogimages]