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hungwy

guess my favorite rene descartes quote

frqp-deactivated20200918

who give a shit.

Minding your own business and some fucking scarab just rolls a big ball of shit over you

sokodraws

...is that so wrong?

#absolute peak #iron lung #iron lung movie #markiplier

guerrillatech

justnoodlefishthings

"Coca-Cola made an AI ad!"

"McDonald's releases AI Christmas commercial!!"

Don't care didn't ask plus here's a beautifully animated ad for a French supermarket that was made by actual artists

oh shit hi tumblr i recently turned 26 so yay

byjove

The mayor of Butler, Ohio (population 941) ‘accidentally’ struck a wanted pedophilic rapist with his car as the man attempted to evade the police. Right in front of the rapist’s grandma too. Based on previous news coverage of the rapist in question, he seems to be the local menace. Truly an entertaining read and a breath of fresh air in comparison to the rest of the current news cycle.

historiaetal

byjove

here is the news report, with footage of the incident. tbh they condensed facts to make it less ridiculous so I would recommended reading some articles too. Mayor Dingus allegedly exited the vehicle and said “I think I hit something?”

kookygobbledygook

...

His name is Mayor Dingus? In real life?

byjove

Yes. Mayor Wesley Dingus. Sitcom mayor name if there ever was one.

foxgallagher

https://www.cleveland19.com/2025/07/21/bellville-police-chief-give-new-information-regarding-city-employee-who-hit-man-with-car/

teaboot

Of all the criminals deserving of a second term in office

raspberrysgod

geck-motj

so glad this came up on my feed bc i made my own!!

it took me 4hrs to make and i gave him eyes and some starfish frends

gniteruirui

Can you bake me this cake? Pls @lilmissnia

lordofchips

Shoutout to Superman (2025) for making it incredibly fucking clear that Superman is for good people. He’s hope. He’s love. He’s supportive. He’s an immigrant. He supports Palestine. He loves animals. He protects children.

The movie is a light. If you’ve been feeling really depressed about the world lately I’d highly suggest watching Superman.

sajaboysforever

Artist : https://www.instagram.com/jeem_drawsx/

#kpop demon hunters #jinu #rumi #rujinu

kal8elle

R.I.P. Malik Ali, the falafel vendor 💔

kal8elle

For those wondering, it was Clark who wrote the article honoring Mali.

broosepayne

Evacuation

shiny-snek

hold on this is the third time I’m dying over thai post but

TWITTER FOR TEXAS INSTRUMENTS CALCULATOR Ti-84???????? JASON 😭

fandumb-thoughts

Only one person died. Only one singular person. In a superhero movie! The type that love to throw around casualty counts like it’s all a big game, waving off 70 people being killed in a handful of days like it’s no big deal, yet only ONE PERSON died.

And he was mourned. Superman cried for him—this stranger who gave him free falafel and, while facing death, told him that he still believed in him. Metamorpho, this cold-seeming man who is being actively blackmailed to do this, breaking down and taking the risk to believe in Superman, too, because seeing someone murdered right in front of him is devastating enough to take the risk. The newspapers run a front page article talking about how they’re going to memorialize him.

The stakes didn’t have to involve real actual loss of life. The threat of it was enough to convey the severity of the situation. Because human life is that important. All life is that important, at least to Superman who goes out of his way to save dogs and squirrels.

(Hawkgirl does kill SHEIN Netanyahu but genocidal dictators don’t count as human beings lol.)

moxiebustion

"Maybe I'll kill that reporter who does all your interviews. Maybe I'll kill Clark Kent."

This is the most important line in the movie. I'm 100% serious. It tells you everything you need to know about Lex Luthor's character. It shows the audience that, despite being almost omnicognizant from the get-go, Luthor clearly has no fucking idea who Superman is, only what he does.

I've never seen anyone go from All-Knowing Evil to Absolute Fucking Loser so fast. In fifteen words he went from unstoppable criminal powerhouse to flailing manchild moron. He gave his Evil Dictator demonstration and then turned around, dropped his pants and showed his entire ass. He proclaimed his manifesto of unrelenting ego, turned around, slipped on a banana peel and landed on a whoopie cushion.

And he was so mired in his own sense of superiority that he never even knew it.

Lex Luthor, folks. Ten out of ten, no notes.