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[disc80s]

[onlyniceandgaystuff]

some highlights

[mapelie]

Let me eat egg

[scarlettaagni]

[skylikethat]

Update: Mexicans convinced the South Korean ambassador to Mexico to come out and take a shot of tequila with them.

[sauvamente]

Solidarity 🇲🇽💪🏾🇰🇷

[candiikismet]

YESSSSSS

[porterr-robinson]

[devon-aoki]

dog:

[micro-bi-ologist]

your hands, i want to hold them.

[meaningfulsuggestion]

Your lips, I want to kiss them.

[closetedsuggestions-moved]

Your dreams, I want to hear them.

[thebeatlebird]

[onlytwitterpics]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Yeah I understand schroedingers law, that any closed box could contain either whatever is supposed to be in it, or a dead cat, which is why i don’t go into shoe stores,

[neckkiss]

via weheartit

[thebootydiaries]

My thoughts before anything: maybe if i wasn’t ugly

[kaatnisseverdeen]

[gifak-net]

[animusrox]

[threesideddream]

…I just fucking realized that’s Lupe Fiasco playing Hannibal’s double

[insertepithethere]

Don’t forget Andy Samburg

[saintkitten]

[larutanlla]

Me after summer break. 

[stachionalgeographic]

myspace but pronounced like versace

[lovingrot]

experienced the wrath of god at Claire’s

[warpedsoulgem-deactivated202102]

just say you got an infection from the piercing gun and go

[lovingrot]

this is the only funny response everyone else shut up

[lubricates]

me at 13: *has acne*

somebody: don't worry it will go away

me at 20: when

[memewhore]

[scottishcookie]

you know whats really good? 

when black cats are drawn like this

thats really good thanks for coming to my ted talk