Haus of Waddevadafuck

[hustlerose]

i mixed the heart eyes emoji with some other ones to create 4 new and powerful moods 

[paper-mario-wiki]

a gallon of milk but with this kind of cap:

[iguanamouth]

quick suggestion

[lizzienoodles]

let me raise you an idea ive been keeping for years, just for this moment

[heatandapathy]

The unholy trinity.

[transmortifried]

[cindernet-explorer]

[crazy-go-lucky-deactivated20181]

only the finest culinary experiences for my followers

[entomancy]

@stammsternenstaub (specifically Graecen)

[naamahdarling]

[evilrashida]

Fuck your boyfriend

[chickenfarmersan]

[rainbowkarolina]

every time I watch the bachelor I think about how much better it would be if it was with lesbians…..but then I think of how it wouldn’t work because all the women would fall in love with each other and not the bachelorette….and THEN I remember the most obvious flaw in this system, the bachelorette could literally have 30 women professing their love for her and knowing us lesbians she would still be like “I just don’t know if they actually like me”

[rainbowkarolina]

after careful consideration I’ve decided that this in fact would be amazing reality tv and I am currently waiting on a rich lesbian investor

[rainbowkarolina]

it looks like we have found our lesbian investor

[joeymcwolfy]

#PoemADay Week 9 🌳💐💜😴🐍🚲🍯

[imthelesbian-archive-deactivate]

casual survey: reblog if you’re feeling gay right now

[cametobrazil]

“let me see what you have” ben delachrist: “white out” rupaul: “NO”

[theweirdwideweb]

[trustmeidontknowwhatimdoing]

How to find me

[mexicanjesuschrist-deactivated2]

These are the items that drop when you kill me

[unabashedlybi-deactivated201911]

[gfscully]

lads…… it’s march. how we coping

[piscs-blog1]

we aren’t

[fabulousinfloral]

If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead 

[thepacificrimjob-deactivated201]

what do coral even get stressed about

[one-hamburger-blog]

Current events

[yeoja]

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[thaibrator]

IM SCREMANIGN the caption is just fake roller coaster

[obviousplant]

Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs

[coldtake]

[g-meister]

[dragon-drones]

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[acreaturecalledgreed]

stop bullying him

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

Let the yellow boy do his job

[trantares]

What i love about boston dynamics bots is how, despite being obviously robots, their movement and mannerisms are so close to those of real animals that we feel compelled to think they are animals.

Nonethless, they are good boys, and i love them.

[shucktsubo]

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This woman is infinitely more powerful than Griffin McElroy

[penelopetatesbitch]

i physically shook when i heard that banana crunch

[confusedvillager]

I HATE THEM