THE SYMBOL OF PEACE AND JUSTICE

[oleskyfm]

[genericchatter]

bad ending: the farmer sells out to Joja good ending: the farmer restores the community center and Pierre beats up Morris bad ending++: Morris goes to law school and comes back 4 years later as a Monsanto goon and hits the farmer with a killer lawsuit good ending++: same as above but the farmer teams up w/ Marlon and Pierre to disappear him in the mines true ending: the farmer must enter the water purifier even though it’s been established that abigail is immune to radiation

[thedarkbunny]

[jofj2011]

The latest Tweets from 300 pounds of santa booty🎅🐝 (@jofj2021). I like video games and funny stuff. Attica, IN

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Only because I’m rarely on here anymore and you’ll see me more up here! 🎅

[jofj2011]

The latest Tweets from 300 pounds of santa booty🎅🐝 (@jofj2021). I like video games and funny stuff. Attica, IN

Follow me on Twitter

Only because I’m rarely on here anymore and you’ll see me more up here! 🎅

[ghc-deactivated20190415]

[0kkvlt]

Nice try Mr. House but I’ll be taking the caps you owe me and be on my way

[keanureevesimagines]

[xizor14]

“We want a new AC announcement!”

Nintendo:

[left-reminders]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[constable-frozen]

Frozen 2 | Official Teaser Trailer

[seasonforwonder]

the funniest people in the fucking world: “op do you take constructive criticism” “bold of you to assume-” “anyone in this thread smoke weed”

me:

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

honestly did we all really want maroon 5 to sing the spongebob song. like……maroon 5?

[blackreigen-deactivated20190402]

no i wanted spongebob to sing it you stupid bitch

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

understandable I’ll kill myself now

[blackreigen-deactivated20190402]

thank you

[officialunitedstates]

tumblr: old horse you gotta take behind the barn and put down

twitter: old horse that got a second wind but your shotgun is still loaded

[officialunitedstates]

linkedin:  stallion

[peachy-keen-glam-queen]

Every time some dinknut on Cutthroat Kitchen used the word “deconstructed” I lose six month off my lifespan. 

[sailorbrazil]

points have been made

[madame-kiksters]

Chef judges: I’m not really tasting the required ingredient, I would have really liked it to have been more present.

Also chef judges: I got a strong taste of the required ingredient and it overpowered everything else. Maybe a little less next time.

Me:

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

Glass of Supervicious Fluid

[crabnarok]

a fine vintage

[coffeebuddha]

Venom: EDDIE, I FEEL FANCY, EDDIE

[formerly-makingstarsshine-deact]

That last comment 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[evas-apartment]

@bihet-dragonize

This is what a Tincture of Queensfoil looks like

[bihet-dragonize]

Die