a big queer banana hangin’ in god’s fruitbasky @johnbronze - Tumblr Blog

Ok listen. Never mind that last post I was feeling silly. Never mind but now I’m sillier + I have been wanting to change my URL for a long time BUT I’ve felt like oh nooo are people gonna know who I am anymore etc etc is it gonna be weird Wah wah what if I don’t like what i change it to and can’t get used to it hhhhhh !!!! However, the time has come and I realized I can simply. Make a post and pin it for the moots:

kindred-aquarian -> johnbronze

#I’ve been kindred-aquarian for so long 😭😭#unsure if I’m going to change anything on ao3 but heads up in case I do decide to!#pinned post #yes this IS a black sails url if you squint

laterkiss

everytime i want something i should be shot in the head

laterkiss

wanting to get shot in the head for wanting something is also wanting

#rightttt the curse the curse

star-mom-selkie

happy pride month

baraphalloplastyclinic

I actually do think we should discourage women from becoming housewives. Do not become financially dependent on a man. That's how a lot of women ended up dead over the years. A man gets violent suddenly and you have to choose between homelessness or potentially dying at his hand because you have an enormous gap in your resume and no degrees or certifications or anything that will help you pursue a career that will allow you to be financially independent. He owns your bank account. His name is probably the one on the car. Try and leave and he can report it stolen. Where will you go then?

Don't become a housewife.

ladyfoxfire

And if you do become a housewife, take steps to protect yourself. Make sure you’re legally married, for starters; stay-at-home girlfriends have very little legal recourse to claim their partner’s assets in a breakup. Make sure your name is on the house deed/rental agreement, and have your car in your name, even if your spouse is paying for it. Have your spouse transfer money every month into an account solely in your name, so you can buy yourself things without needing permission, but also so you can save up to leave if needed.

If your spouse fights you on any of this, then don’t quit your job. The tradwife to poverty pipeline is real, and so is financial abuse.

dressedupliketheking

also, many women/people experience controlling behaviour and domestic violence from their partner for the first time during pregnancy. don’t risk thinking “he’s just stressed, it’ll get better when the baby comes” because it won’t. neither you and your child will ever be safe with that man. get out as early and safely as you can

Middle aged men in The Store love me for some fucking reason

#🤷‍♀️

liarsblade

Ugly Duckling sequel where the swan is like hey it's nobody's fault and I don't think anyone did anything wrong per se but nonetheless I did feel really alienated and depressed for most of my youth and those years do continue to affect me in the present day and their mom is like, so what you're saying is that you think I'm a failure and a bad duck.

newgodpho

terriblewarden

itshype

Quick question. When someone asks what age you were in a certain year do you give the age that you were before or after your birthday that year?

Do you give the younger or older of the two ages you were that year?

I give the younger (age before your birthday in a given calendar year)

I give the older (age after your birthday in a given calendar year)

Voting ended onMay 15

#January birthday privilegeeee I say the older

Just saw a weird YouTube animated ad for some kind of car scratch remover thing, and it was like “just watch! No cuts, no photoshop, it works in real time—“ and I. Just. Well it’s. No cuts? There’s… no photoshop? On the depiction of it being used? And you’re. An animated. Cartoon. Please, I need to go just let me go