tinker tailor soldier smutpeddler

also known as agameofscones. Ori | 31 | NoVA | nb, she/they | librarian. Sherlock, mostly. writes things, gifs things, cosplays. frequently nsfw. bottomlock consigliere.

[johnfuckingwatson]

uh hi guys i know i don’t use this blog anymore but i wanted to let y’all know i’m coming to 221b con if i’m a person you would like to see

[johnfuckingwatson]

I don’t really even use this blog anymore but the url had to rise from the ashes of my heart

[lichsona]

series 4 trailer

[lichsona]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Coy (3599 words) by orithea Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Sherlock (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson Additional Tags: Established Relationship, Rimming, Masturbation Summary:

“Don’t be stupid,” Sherlock says, after a long pause whilst he attempts to stare John down, and John responds with only raising his brow mildly.

“Don’t be coy,” John says in return.

That is Sherlock’s apparent breaking point, and before John has much chance to react—not that he’d particularly like to fight back in this instance—he’s pressed against the door to the flat with one of Sherlock’s legs sliding right between his own and their faces millimeters apart. John could tilt his chin up and they’d be kissing, but that would mean that Sherlock wins.

[johnfuckingwatson]

free filth if you’re into that

[johnfuckingwatson]

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this is how frisbee works #jadedog #akitasofinstagram #akita

[johnfuckingwatson]

I’ve had this blog since like 2009 and it’s time to clean house and move somewhere else. I’ll keep it up in case I start doing cosplay or gifs again, but my shit posts will now live at @beesona

[johnfuckingwatson]

I’ve had this blog since like 2009 and it’s time to clean house and move somewhere else. I’ll keep it up in case I start doing cosplay or gifs again, but my shit posts will now live at @beesona

[johnfuckingwatson]

I’ve had this blog since like 2009 and it’s time to clean house and move somewhere else. I’ll keep it up in case I start doing cosplay or gifs again, but my shit posts will now live at @beesona

[johnfuckingwatson]

i just wanted to say that those black and gold sunglasses that you have are the coolest and I am so envious of your magnificent eyebrows and every time you update a photo of yourself I have heart palpitations because you are gorgeous and I hope you have an amazing November <3

oh man thank you so much. tbh I’ve been feeling shitty lately and this made me smile

(the sunglasses are ray bans!)

[foxfacts]

[skellydun]

anytime my friends do anything:

[cartoonnetwork]

🎶Oh, potatoes and molasses If you want some, oh, just ask us They’re warm and soft like puppies in socks Filled with cream and candy rocks🎶 #TBT

[riviere-cartia]

Growing up in an abusive household is a fucking trip dude……If you’ve never had someone angrily wash a dish at you or fold a sock in your direction then how are you gonna understand why I get nervous when you quietly do the laundry, or why I ask “are you mad at me?” when you set the bag of groceries down too hard? It’s a totally different way of living and it impacts you long after you’ve left the situation.

[sothisistherapy]

This is so important.

[notsafevorework]

Abused kids speak a language you can’t learn

[newhologram]

My heart races when I hear someone sigh and then the adrenaline takes forever to wear off. I hate having these reactions even when I know I am safe.

[nyokoko]

Even worse is when the abusers aren’t even inherently terrible people. So now you’ve got conflicting feelings about them plus the walking on eggshells instincts ingrained into you. Like whenever I close the door I lock it because I’m so used to people barging into my room to yell at me. At least the locked door gives me time to prepare myself to face whatever is on the other side.

[babydreamgirl-deactivated201902]

2017 goal: meet my favorite person who im also their favorite person and we spend a lot of time together

[moirarty]

“biromantic heterosexual” isn’t a legit good thing, it’s a product of internalised homophobia in a violent homophobic society. there are no bi straight people. there are no straight gay people. apparently, this is a controversial statement. stop using the split attraction model outside of the ace spectrum. stop using the split attraction model to call people “homosexuals” to mean sexual attraction only. it’s vintage homophobia. ask yourself why you need to use the split attraction model at all and why het, gay or bi ace can’t do what the split attraction model does, only better. but especially, the more so if you’re het, stop telling gay, bi and questioning kids that “romantic and sexual attraction can be completely different from each other!”. they need to hear literally anything but “u could be homosexual heteroromantic!”. you’re causing so much pain. you’re causing so much damage.

[just-shower-thoughts]

If Snow White literally had “lips red as a rose, hair black as ebony, and skin white as snow,” she’d look like a walking nightmare.

[play-read-write]

honestly this sounds like the description of a vampire. Which would also explain how she convinced seven dwarves to let her stay with them. How she could control some animals to do her bidding. How she could sleep for a long time without aging. Why the hunter betrayed the queen for her, and why the queen wanted her heart, so she could be sure she was killed properly. 

[spyderqueen]

Shit, THIS is a retelling I want to read.

[johnfuckingwatson]

The thing you’re looking for is Snow, Glass, Apples by Neil Gaiman