heironymous binch

ori | nb, they/them | chaotic evil gender wizard chief interests: McElroy content, Yuri on Ice, Dragon Age, The Witcher, Overwatch, that gay shit

[hamotzi]

commission for @beesona!

[blkbruja]

y’all need therapy. not girlfriends

[yaheartchakra]

Or they need a girlfriend that doesn’t mind listening and trying to help them work through their shit and defeat their fucking demons without asking them to pour out their soul to a stranger who is only listening because it’s their job. That’s the kind of shit you do for the people you love.

[taxidermy-tits]

your partner is not your therapist. listening to your partner is one thing, but it is not their responsibility to help you work through your shit. that is on you.

one more time.

your partner is not your therapist.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[randomitemdrop]

Item: the Bean Jar, carried around by a passive-aggressive Paladin and nobody’s sure if they’re serious or not

[thatsbelievable]

[hynpos]

and persephone is back to getting dicked down by hades in the underworld

[swingsetindecember]

bold of you to assume she’s not doing the dicking 

[muffinrag]

“Hades is a bottom” is not the hot take I was expecting to see on my dash today, but I think it’s the one I needed

[ginger-ale-official]

You’re allowed to eat other people but you have to be quick about it

[civvi-scum]

Excuse me

[ginger-ale-official]

5 second rule

[arielries]

you encountered C̟̫͚̝͓̝̞͌̓ͭ̇ͅO̫̤̜̠͔͑́̚R̺̺̈́̋̓̐ͪͮ͑ͮR̤̘̍̿̉̋̏̔ͧ͊̍ͅŰ̬̻ͥ̾̈̆P̰͔̙̟̗͑̏T̥̣̟͔̻͇͔̯̐̐͛̊̊ ̤̤̘͔̗̘̻̞̞ͯͥ̈͐̔̍̓E͕̪̹̗̳͚ͭ͂ͅN̳̠̳̲̜͓̝̮ͯ̾̀ͩT̤͈̹̹̉͒ͪ͆̋̚I͍͛ͮ̈́͒͌ͨ͌͗T̘̜̭͕̗̖͕ͣ̃͛̽Y̮͇̱ͥ͌̿̂͗̍

[3impostors-deactivated20201115]

@lichsona and i with the incomparable taliesin jaffe. today was fucking WILD on so many different levels.

[dinobot]

if i start talking to you about really stupid shit and im not trying to look intelligent anymore that means youve done it. obtained true trust levels. god tier friendship. 

[mraize]

fun episode last night

[fatsoupy]

molly + kisses

[the-movemnt-deactivated20170912]

this is true love y’all (x) | follow @the-movemnt

[screengeniuz]

😂

❤️

[enchantechante]

pls let this be the start of a trend

[warbutt]

retweet this and your dream job will come into your life

[internetsurfing]

ok y'all this is crazy i reblogged this today and i just got offered a job. what the fuck

[ummno]

Worked last year. Give it a whirl, kids.

[district3-deactivated20230204]

Big Dick Energy pride flag. don’t use this unless you have big or moderate Dick Energy

[3impostors-deactivated20201115]

[full size | twitter] “I call it Diplomacy.”

[herssian]

molly

[damianimated]

Throwback to my first Pride. 🌈

[a-really-bad-decision]

the fact that caleb is so socially inept that he goes to yasha with her whole entire 7 charisma and decided ‘yeah this ex circus bouncer knows what she’s doing she’s the social touchstone I’m gonna use to reorient myself into polite society’ is just…. it’s so fukcing… good.  look at her eat that rat off the floor. this is clearly a woman about town. teach me your ways.