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dr-whitaker

ed + his “oh my fucking god im gay” eyes appreciation post

stede’s version

#😍😍😍😍#Our flag means death

1000drawings

by Helene Delmaire

#art

tygnewton

i keep trying to make a post about how objectively funny it is that Taika Waititi seems to have been the one who pushed for Rhys Darby to audition for Stede but it keeps sounding like rpf which ew no gross

but it is objectively funny imagine your good friend Taika Waititi who you’ve known and worked with for decades phones you up like “there’s this part on a show I’m working on and you’re perfect for it literally it needs to be you” and you look into it and the role is Kiss Taika

#I cannot stop thinking about that post that was like #bold of Taika to cast Rhy’s son cover him in blood and then kiss his dad #these posts belong together #our flag means death

If she wants the rain, I'll be the thunder If she wants the sunshine, I'll be the summer If she wants the ocean, I'm going under Oh my god, oh god, oh god, I think I love her

- “Wonder”, Chey Rose x Our Flag Means Death

#I am terminally feral over these two #stede is the summer #stede is the summer the lighthouse the siren #and ed would hurl himself into the ocean for his attention #don't try and tell me this show is a comedy because i am in PAIN #our flag means death #edward teach #born on a beach #stede bonnet #ofmd #ofmdedit #I know the kiss would have been better for that last frame #but the flick in stede's hair sends me absoloutely mental #I changed the pronouns because I'm a weak gender baby and I hope Chey Rose accepts my apology

doramilaje

WHAT DO WE DO IN THE SHADOWS (2014) dir. Taika Waititi & Jemaine Clement

#the last thing we need in the house #what we do in the shadows

joeal-kaysani

ever since someone pointed out that in the treasure hunting episode, ed is much better at being kind about the whole thing after he eats, i haven’t been able to un-see it. hangry ed. true representation. (via @whois_egg on twitter)

#This is the kind of analysis I’m here for #our flag means death

crucifiix

*pretends to work*

#workload king #our flag means death

highwarlockkareena

requested by @eohachu

#This is stunning and I am fully deranged #our flag means death #born on a beach

mabellous

“Every pirate captain captains pirates differently. Traditionally, piracy is a culture of abuse… Floggings, keelhaulings. And my thought is, “Why?” And also, what if it weren’t like that? For example, if your average pirate doesn’t steal, he doesn’t eat. That’s a lot of mental pressure. So… I pay my crew a salary. Same wage every week, no matter what.”

RHYS DARBY as STEDE BONNET in OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH (Season 1)

#our flag means death #my pirate baby

funforahermit

"a lot of people think it's a wig. it's not, it's just... full-on"

#I am terminally feral over Rhys Darby #like don’t come near me #rhys darby

higgsbison

hope our next book club is the og sherlock holmes, just so people can realize how needlessly obnoxious most modern adaptations make him when he's actually merely moderately obnoxious in a very funny way

#many blessings to you and your bookclub #Sherlock Holmes