most normal guy you know

Hassan 19 he/him

[plumslices]

There’s no such thing as an inanimate object everything is sentient

[s6sh6]

[futchknopfler]

oomf just said noel gallagher and mark knopfler would be working in the same field as sefs in the 14th century 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[chainmalearmor]

george im happy for you and your ugly ass boyfriend i mean it

[futchknopfler]

Mark Knopfler's one failing is that hes not even a little bit bisexual

[disassociated24]

…you sure?

[johnlennonyaoi]

This is literally the most heterosexual a man gets

[theimportanceofbeingidle]

— in Santa Monica, Los Angeles (date unknown)

[futchknopfler]

Bring back traditional autism.

[snoopyfloyd]

When my sparkle comes back wait for it…. Wait…

[johnlennonyaoi]

Knopf art mega post

[johnlennonyaoi]

Continuation

[johnlennonyaoi]

Knopf art mega post

[soup-mother]

I wish I was Australian. I would use Degrees Celcius and go to Coles to get Mushies for my Spag Bog. I would celebrate Harmony Day instead of International Day for the Elimination of Racial Discrimination for reasons I do not have the time to get into. I would go on Centrelink and Dole Bludge with my Mates. I wish I was Australian :(

[chainmalearmor]

george im happy for you and your ugly ass boyfriend i mean it

[noivis]

[noivis]

Me and bro

[tweeterwilbury]

Stephen stills im sending you a message via a psych link. Please answer it

[dadrockconfessions]

[chicken-delight]

he’s greased up and in a pool of vinegar

[sluttynurse]

me in the not-so-distant future of 2032 taking my beautiful wife out for a walk on a foggy day: damn it's like silent hill up in this bitch! 😂

my wife: fuck you you say that every time it's a little foggy outside. you haven't even played the games. i hate you so much

our clone of former beatles drummer ringo starr who we normally keep locked in our basement but is currently joining us for his allotted 30 minutes of weekly outside time: ringo!