Yeah, cause you had 2 hours to put your shoes on
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
SHE SAID IT
I’m not just gonna sit around for two hours with shoes (really pants) on if I don’t ABSOLUTELY have to. Pants are the devil.

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@johnmduggan
Yeah, cause you had 2 hours to put your shoes on
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
SHE SAID IT
I’m not just gonna sit around for two hours with shoes (really pants) on if I don’t ABSOLUTELY have to. Pants are the devil.
adhdalistair:
penisennui:
(via Justin Jorgensen) “In 2007 I worked with photographers Williams + Hirakawa to create a concept piece of me sleeping on a sheet cake. I though these cakes looked like pillows, and there’s the obvious play on ‘sweet dreams.’
I wondered if I could fall asleep on a cake and have sweet dreams. I didn’t. It was pretty gross really and wasn’t easy to wash off.
A few years later, outtakes from the shoot were sold to Getty Images as stock photos. I didn’t know this until 2011 when one of those photos made #13 on the wildly popular Buzzffed.com list of “60 Completely Unusable Stock Photos.”
Into 2014, the Getty Image photo continues to make the rounds on Facebook and Tumblr.”
i can’t believe i leveled up enough to unlock cake pillow guy’s backstory
I can’t believe the “sweet dreams” joke didn’t occur to me
I can’t believe this qualifies as art.
“Ok”
“Can I Get Some Dick Tonight”
“She seems cool is she a model” that would work for me TBH
“Everything good?”
“Do you need anything?”
“Thanks”
“All of my classes are cancelled today lol”
oh god its the looking sideways smirky emoji
“Yeah that’s what I’m thinking.”
WHIZ KHALIFA x BORZOI
Hol up hol up hol up, eatin’ chew toyz hol up
Throw some treats
If you run these streets
see me at westminster just accept defeat
hear you say greyhound you know your ass gets beat
Got snouts that say we’re serious, hol’ up.
scared of heights come face your fears, hol up hol up
do it like a puggle go and bend it over
but out here in belarus you know our game is colder.
hol up hol up hol up, drivin you crazy
number one pup you can’t replace me
leave the dog park bitches tryina chase me
if you that purebred stock let’s make a baby
Damn. Eatin’ treats in this mercedes.
Your owners broke your owners lazy.
their money slim their pets are shady
gonna blow their dog choice up, i’m like hold up hold up
While You Were Sleeping...
Trump is a master of distraction, but while we’re all focusing on his tweet storms and what position Kellyanne Conway is sitting on sofas in the oval office in, Congress is (as they’ve always been) off doing the business of governing.
In this case, badly.
HR 861 Terminate the Environmental Protection Agency - The full text (not an abridgement or summary of the multifaceted approach they might take, the entirety of the bill) is that the EPA be terminated on December 31, 2018. Its author has stated in interviews that the current role of the EPA would be farmed out to individual states with no real way to enforce that any of them actually do anything.
HR 899 Terminate the Department of Education - Same approach as HR 861. Makes education the responsibility of the states.
HR 610 Vouchers for Public Education - School vouchers, much to the enjoyment of Secretary Bell Biv DeVos, with the super fun addendum of repealing the nutritional school lunch provisions and removing limits on fat and sodium in the food fed to our nation’s children.
HR 370 Repeal Affordable Care Act - Obviously keep an eye on this one, but I have a feeling that any movement won’t go unnoticed and will be glacially slow, as Trump recently discovered, “Nobody knew healthcare could be so complicated.”
HR 354 Defund Planned Parenthood - Completely removes federal funds from an agency that provides much needed healthcare to underserved areas on the contingency that PP no longer provide abortions. Better minds than mine have written extensively on this.
HR 83 Mobilizing Against Sanctuary Cities Bill - halting federal funding for cities who’ve declared they won’t help the federal government deport folks. Not clear on the breadth and depth of the defund, but certainly not a good look for the land of the free.
HR 147 Criminalizing Abortion (“Prenatal Nondiscrimination Act”) - This is my opinion, but while the text appears to criminalize only abortions “motivated by gender, race, or color of child or parent”, it seems like a thinly veiled way to make it easier for people to sue women for receiving or doctors for performing abortions.
HR 808 Sanctions against Iran - I haven’t had time to wade through the full text of this one, but it essentially seems to get us back to pre-nuclear treaty sanctions on Iran contingent on the President’s confirming that they’ve remedied their “ failure to address the risk of terrorist financing “. So essentially it’s up to Trump to decide when Iran is behaving, which...c’mon.
So let’s make some calls. And no, you won’t talk to your representative, you’ll talk to an overworked and underpaid office staff member whose job it is to take down your message and count it among what must be thousands of responses, BUT THAT NUMBER IS IMPORTANT BECAUSE IT DETERMINES HOW THEY’LL VOTE AND HOW MUCH SUPPORT THEY’LL THROW BEHIND OPPOSITION.
Refinery29 breaks down the route to finding your rep:
Just go here or here and input your zip code or state; it will tell you who your elected officials are. Once you have the names, you can find their contact information hereand here.
oh so you like metal? name 3 blacksmiths
Will, Jaden and Willow.
This post has TWO puns I can’t handle this.
not even a little bit wrong.
television history
i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years
there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny
“No way to explain this sketch” GOD HAVE YOU GUYS EVER SEEN THE OC SEASON 2 FINALE? (cc @@johnmduggan/we just talked about this)
NOT ONLY is there a way to explain this, there is LITERALLY ONLY ONE WAY TO EXPLAIN THIS. There isn’t even any ambiguity. If you can’t explain it you have poor verbal skills.
Side note this is amazing and is now on repeat at my desk.
Never look down on anybody unless you’re helping him up.
That kid’s wearing a baseball uniform.
come get this broken staircase pussí
what is this
tag yourself I’m carnivore pussy
This is incredible
i’m sorry what
um...why...are they all stairs? Am I missing something?
Initially was way too scared but decided to say fuck it and sign up for the Murph challenge next weekend at my box.
1 mile run
100 pull ups
200 push ups
300 air squats
1 mile run
I may die/it will probably take me 2 hours buuuuuuuut it will be fun!!!! I think.. and there’s a huge party/bbq after
I’ve chickened out on during murph the past two years and am finally sucking it up to do it this year. I’m terrified too and just want to be done in an hour 🙈
Still never done Murph. The pull-ups, push-ups and squats wouldn’t be an issue for me, but the run would wreck me. Crush it!
Done it but never with the weight vest. That freaks me out a bit.
fourth murph this year - 2013 was scaled to half murph ring rows/knee push ups, 2014 was full murph with knee push ups, 2015 was RX no vest, 2016 is RX with weighted vest. eek!
Idk if my gym is doing murph on Monday but if so I’m totally in because I have to get on a flight to London at 4 that afternoon so what’s a little deep vein thrombosis between friends?
When Bridget tries to talk shit...
and like, cmon
so i’m over here like
the internet was definitely a bad idea
we thank you internet for these thy gifts which we are about to receive. Amen.
that part when the snare comes in and she breaks it down in hold up
is that kim jong il?
no it’s becky
...with the good hair.
current relationship status: sleeping diagonally across my queen size bed
fun fact: you can still do this even if you’re not single
only if your boyfriend is a huge bitc-
...shit