Explains My Life

I'm Johnathan, I'm 27 years old, my birthday is December 22, and I'm gay as fuck. Snapchat: Johnnyboy4091 IG: JohnnyB1294 Myself

[holefoodsmarket]

my mutuals are so hot I wish I could see all their dicks :/

[kushblazer666]

[fashion-runways]

ZUHAIR MURAD Pre-Fall 2022 (part 3) if you want to support this blog consider donating to: ko-fi.com/fashionrunways

[huffylemon]

[fallen-angel-nightshade]

If you had shown me this site in 2005 I would have asked you if had checked your virus software lately, because this looks like a bad one. I would have clicked away so fast it would give you whiplash. Looking at these sites now, I have to convince myself that they aren't virus laden sites and fight against the pavlovian urge to just navigate away.

[eclecticmasterpiece]

I navigate away anyways because fuck them, there's usually a better site (though they are dwindling quickly). I still can't get over how the internet "as intended" today looks like a malware ridden fever dream from 20 years ago. This is every story I've ever read about an empire that used to be great and has now fallen into turmoil.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[thedreadpiratejames]

the mortifying ordeal of being known by 20,000 bees

[onenicebugperday]

That’s 20,000 new friends!

[memewhore]

[spleenyz]

[picrossingguard]

[viradianjedi]

[o-kurwa]

[thickness-protection-program]

If you haven't found it by 75 it just might not be your night. We'll try again in the morning, Sport.

[memewhore]

[auckie]

[ampervadasz]

[oneheadtoanother]

[chewedcorn]

Helpful former homeowner.

[frickiestfricks]

[queen-elizabeth-the-3st]

Queen Elizabeth II walking out in February to show us what the Doctor really meant by "a new stage"

[warkorkweh]

Gengar in a jockstrap is the gay icon I never knew I needed

[cop-disliker69]

[maudit-innocent]

Ngl this is kinda hilarious

[tumakhunter]

Makes sense. I mean, a passenger of a cruise line isn't called a sailor, right? Astronaut literally means "star sailor."

[graymooncult]

OP how could you not include the first paragraph of the article

[maudit-innocent]

Huge oversight on my part you're absolutely right