[jokeintheboxcosplay]

I went to brunch today because I felt alone and I figured being in a place where other humans would help my mood. Unfortunately the reverse happened as I was the only solo there. I was actually asked to move to a smaller table because a bigger party was coming in. So there I was, alone at my tiny table observing all of the human connections around me when a Spider landed on my ear. I delicately removed it and placed it on the wall so it could find a home. The most ironic part of all of this was that I had a longer conversation with that spider than I did with any human being in that restaurant.

[zenpencils]

BILL WATTERSON ‘A cartoonist’s advice’

[jokeintheboxcosplay]

Is it possible to bypass the Mid-life Crisis and go straight into the Existential Crisis? Because I think I’m there.

[junkfoodcinemas]

American Psycho (2000) dir. Mary Harron  

[demilypyro]

Lmao

[demilypyro]

Diversity win: your arch nemesis accepts your atypical gender identity but shall never accept the evil in your heart

[unfortunatebassist]

[benevolenterrancy]

hey, doyle, please don’t say watson keeps his stethoscope in his hat like that’s a normal thing, i refuse to believe that’s a normal thing

[post-i-want-to-save]

Sorry to disappoint but…

[benevolenterrancy]

THIS IS THE OPPOSITE OF DISAPPOINTMENT IM SO HAPPY THAT PEOPLE SAW TOP HATS AND SAID “oh boy a new pocket :)”

[mikkeneko]

some dude in victorian england: hey dude nice hat

the other dude, picking up his hat to let a comical array of items tumble out: thanks it’s also a pocket :)

[ceescedasticity]

So every time they went inside and etiquette demanded hat removal did they have to lean over before taking it off to keep everything from falling out, or was there some device to prevent that? Did tipping one’s hat destabilize everything?

[matthcwlillard]

THE MASK ( 1994 ) dir CHUCK RUSSELL

[jokeintheboxcosplay]

Anybody else look back on their lives and just think, “Wow, yeah, I don’t want to do this anymore.”? Because I don’t want to do this anymore.

[jokeintheboxcosplay]

Anybody else just, you know, done?

[jokeintheboxcosplay]

I’m losing my McFucking mind

[jokeintheboxcosplay]

I’m not okay. And there’s nothing I can do about it. I take care of everyone in my life except myself. I don’t want it anymore. I quit the play.

[laladbzland]

[jokeintheboxcosplay]

Best part of the entire series

[fandomshavecollided]

Remember this?

Well

It happened

LITTLE JOSH WON!!!!

[charredasperity]

In memes where text or panels are edited the originals are always the funniest, case in point:

[vedajuno]

[chiosavinces-deactivated2026032]

[bleedingheartsandscreamingminds]

[lifeiscruelwithoutsound]

[apolloniosofrhodes-deactivated2]

This is wonderful

[anxietyproblem]

[ughdontbeboring]

This just made me laugh out loud lmfao

[shitpostempire]

[crownleys]

My sister just sent me these of my goldfish and this is why I love her