Certified MSW and Future Cat Lady

The gentle musings and reposts of a video game nerd with a passion for downtrodden youth.

[joliefolie]

So, for all the beauty bloggers who claim micro blading your eyebrows “doesn’t hurt at all”...

You are like that friend who says “oh, it’s not spicy” when meanwhile, they can eat a ghost pepper without flinching. 

[joliefolie]

...well, I guess he got blood all over it and killed the resale value. Still, kind of hoping it would be also pushed into the mixer pit.

[joliefolie]

I’m calling that Frank throws a sledgehammer or something onto Lance-a-P.O.S’s Camaro. I’m just saying, they seemed to focus on it a lot, and they’re setting the stage for an amazing retort to the shit he’s stirring

[joliefolie]

So, pretty quickly into this series, I had the thought “I really need The Punisher to interact with Deadpool at some point. I think the laugh factor would be amazing.”

I was really glad to see that Marvel had me covered.

[joliefolie]

30 seconds into The Punisher and I’m already loving it. And that theme melody is cool as shit.

[joliefolie]

I didn’t realize I was sexually attracted to Adam Driver until a bit of pecs and sensual hand porn told me otherwise.

[joliefolie]

Amidst browsing random Facebook reaction to Roy Moore’s loss, it really shows how effective Ronald Reagan’s tactic of putting abortion regulation at the front of republican politics has been. So many people have made comments about how they would “never vote for a baby killer,” which gives a real explanation as to why a huge number of Republicans vote against their own interests in healthcare and human services. Not to say there aren’t Republicans who don’t align with most/all of the major Republican talking points...but poverty-stricken populations who vote Republican and then talk about how lost they will be without access to community healthcare/public education programs can more readily be understood by considering single-issue voting

[dankmemeuniversity]

[joliefolie]

I am...so angry with this website.

[marvelgifs]

[infernalentity]

Today is the only day you can share this meme. Precisely 2000 years prior to March 6th 4017. The day Squidward trapped himself in the freezer. March 6th 2017.

[joliefolie]

I'm going to file hearing my mom, say "I don't know, I just always knew I liked dick, myself" after I came out as bisexual this afternoon under "Things You Never Wanted To Hear But Are Also Hilarious"

[skygenders]

why are u spreading misinformation abt carrie fisher's death? she died of heart complications

No she drowned in moonlight, strangled by her own bra

[brimalandro]

[draco-theever-malfoy-deactivate]

I DONT CARE WHAT KIND OF BLOG YOU HAVE

EVERYONE NEEDS A DANCING FESTIVE CARLTON 

[dapperdick]

IT BEGINS

[penguindancing-deactivated20200]

I’ve waited so long to reblog this you have no idea!

[locduplioness]

I added this to my queue in January…..

[avenger-nerd-mom]

This is too damn funny!!! The last thing i bought was for a holiday project. Christmas lights, with a white cord. I’m not kidding…

With a lifetime supply, I might try other things…

Christmas Adventures: Naughty or Nice? https://avengernerdmom.wordpress.com/2016/12/11/christmas-adventures-naughty-or-nice/

[angryschnauzer]

Stair safetygates…

[disastergeek-deactivated2018120]

Gasoline! WOOHOO!

[avenger-nerd-mom]

@disastergeek with the price of gas, that’s not a bad deal!

[amazonx]

COFFEE! YAY ME!!

[aenariasbookshelf]

Technically, a bridge/tunnel toll.  A lifetime supply of those, in this town, would be GOLD.

[ladyjouster]

Sushi. *GRIN*

[twistedingenue]

Cheeseburgers and french fries prepared by my favorite cook in the lunchroom. Ain’t gonna starve and I’ll have good company.

[bluech33se]

Monster energy drinks and a pretzel. :) I’ll be fat & happy!

[dresupi]

York Peppermint Patty…I’m okay with this. ;)

[unicornsshitrainbows81-blog]

A coke and gasoline! Woohoo!

[itsjanetsnakehole]

Beer! I’m so okay with this.

[ladymariianna]

Candycane hot chocolate from Tim Hortons. SOOOOOO okay with this. ♡

[awwheartno-deactivated20170228]

large tim Hortons double double. Yaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!! @pinkpandorafrog you know it

[frogsandcoffee-deactivated20171]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

I’m getting spring rolls.

[ilikecatsandoreos]

KFC famous bowls… I am happy as hell

[hollowoutmybody]

mountain fuckin dew hell yeah we ride

[jethroq]

Lord calvert rye whisky

[ex-foliant]

Car wash vouchers

[selchieproductions]

Saami ladies, gather round, I bought silver.

[jhameia]

hot chocolate!

[ai-yo]

chicken cool

[kyssthis16]

Nachos…. Bruh!

[note-a-bear]

….the last thing I bought was weed….

[didi-is-spiffy-deactivated20190]

Same^

[jamaicanblackcastoroil]

Salmon salad

[misstaylorsaid]

Pain relief patches, alieve, twix and water

[thedailybrey-deactivated2025091]

Boots and Anastasia brow gel. 😂😩😍

[bcpk-deactivated20210131]

Food. I’m very okay with this.

[bringyourownhappiness]

Assorted bagels and cream cheese..um?

[g-l-i-t-t-e-r]

Tacos al carbon and pork & cheese pupusas and Inca Cola. Aw yisssss

[joliefolie]

A bottle of red wine. I am perfectly okay with this.

[joliefolie]

So, I had my annual review at work today, and I noticed that one of the recommendations on my evaluation was that I will “dress appropriately and professionally.” It caught me a bit off guard, because I always feel like I avoid anything that could be considered grungy or too casual. Come to find that, according to my supervisor, someone complained about the length of my skirt and claimed that they could see my underwear.

Yeah, I told my boss that was absolutely ridiculous, because (a) that skirt in question comes to like three inches above the middle of my knee, (b) I always wear longer tops unless I have high-waisted pants on and (c) 90% of the time I wear a tank underneath my shirt, which is always tucked into my skirt/pants. 

But I work with kids and teenagers in a clinical setting, and so we always have these “holier than thou” parents who complain, when they’re the ones who are not teaching their kids to respect other people’s bodies, or having honest educational conversations with their kids about why they’re getting boners all the time.

So, that person can take their puritanical complaint and shove it.

[birdonahotdog]

[joliefolie]

I just love her so much

[joliefolie]

PAX West Chronicles

PAX this year was absolutely amazing. I got to meet Lucahjin, who was extremely tolerant of my ridiculous, creepy fangirling. I seriously probably stared at her for like 10 seconds waiting for her to notice me because I didn’t want to bother her. There were SO many things that I wanted to say to her, like how beautiful she was, how long I’ve been watching her videos and how happy they make me. Sadly, I essentially just said “I’VEBEENLOOKINGFORYOUALLDAYOMGPICTURE!?!?!” before scurrying off because, again, I didn’t want to bother her. My boyfriend was laughing at me the whole time.

Also, there’s a video of me on the internet asking Markiplier’s panel a question. You can see how nervous I am by the fact that I look as though I am trying to rip the skin right off my hands by the sheer force with how I was wringing them together. 

So, in short: My first day of PAX can be summed up as “Ridiculous Fangirl”