My dear boy @straightestmike,
I just wanted to take this time to congratulate you on coming out.
I KNEW you and my sweet boy Willis had something truly SPECIAL!!
I remember when Willis came out to me, I gave him a big hug and because it was eleven o’ clock at night, I broke into the general store yelling GET MY SON HIS FAVORITE CANDY!
And I would GLADLY do the same for you, Mikey!
Back when I was dating my dear boyfriend Brad, Brad said he noticed that Willis was smiling a lot. He wondered if Willis might have a crush on a girl.
I told Brad I thought he might have a crush on YOU, Mikey, because I noticed he did these little hops when you came to our garden.
But Brad called me DELUSIONAL!
It was the WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!
So now I’m going to go to Brad’s grave and tell him HA! I was RIGHT!
Straightest Mikey was always a HOMOSEXUAL!
After leaving chocolates and flowers, of course. I did love Brad.
Anyways I think it’s super sweet that you two make playlists with each other and I just wanted to wish you and Willis all the best!
I’ve always noticed how much you CARE about him, Mikey! How HAPPY he makes you!
Even when he ANNOYED the HELL out of me and my son Jonathan by playing Cut You Off by Selena Gomez for DAYS.
I hope you enjoy this lovely song from Falsettos that reminded me of you and my boy Willis 🥰
Because first and foremost, I am a THEATRE KID.
Also I’m sorry if it makes you cry because I know Willis hates you right now. But STILL! CONGRATS!