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I’ve only known James Spinlove for 30 seconds but if anything were to happen to him, etc etc.

#i need more of him winning corporate battles #especially when he got praised by the editor after several entries of him calling james unprofessional #the honeywood file #honeywood daily

creepysora

nuclear application of (sic) previously only thought possible in academic papers

#i lowkey don’t get why he used (sic) here #is it just in relation to his note from later on about how spinlove should have just used ‘dear sir’?#because if so that’s such a stretch of the use of (sic) lmaooo #so petty #the honeywood file #honeywood daily

prokopetz

Upon reflection, the tendency of Dracula adaptations to treat Jonathan as a bit character is probably inextricable from their tendency to treat the episodes concerning his time in Castle Dracula as a fairly tedious piece of exposition to a story which truly begins with Dracula's arrival in London.

I know this is blasphemy, but I feel like Dracula is the one novel that might actually benefit from being split into multiple films. Do an intimate bottle-episode psychological horror piece covering Jonathan's confinement to and eventual escape from Dracula's castle, so in the next movie we actually have proper context for his whole... everything.

#honestly valid take #dracula #dracula adaptations

warthogreporter

The Editor of the Honeywood File: Okay here's the next letter in the file.

Also the Editor of the Honeywood File:

#LMAOOOO #funniest part of the book so far #honeywood daily #the honeywood file

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leslie brash trying desperately to hit the wordcount goal

#ye olde corporate email #honeywood daily

Trying to figure out exactly what (Knt. Bac.) means. Knt is knight but Bac… i assume bachelor? But isn’t Leslie married?

#the internet just says blood alcohol concentration lmao #honeywood daily #the honeywood file

melodypowers65

If James Spinlove is 30ish in 1924, do we think he served in WWI?

#what’s worse ptsd from war or whatever trauma sir leslie brash is about to inflict upon him #honeywood daily

mzannthropy

Sir Leslie I'd Like To Hire You To Build Me A House But I Failed To Notice A Chimney 2 Miles Away And My Wife Hates It Bc It Ruins The View So Perhaps You Will Advise Me To Sell The Land And Purchase A Different One Brash.

#honeywood daily #the honeywood file

thestuffedalligator

It is November of 1893. You have just killed a vampire. Exhausted and worn, you close your eyes and rest.

You wake up. It is May of 1893. You are on a train en route to Transylvania. Your diary says you have had queer dreams lately.

You try to believe it.

(An old woman puts a rosary in your hands. You accept it without question.)

You are a guest in a castle you have never been in before (you recognize every hallway and know without trying that every door is locked). Your host is a man you have never met before (you killed him you killed him you killed him he had turned to dust and there was blood on the snow).

One morning you cut yourself while shaving.

There is nobody behind you in the pocket mirror’s reflection.

You turn fast, and the razor is like a Kukri knife in your hand.

#dracula daily #time loop

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

Happy annual Dracula Paprika Discourse Day to those who celebrate!

#my type of post #paprika discourse

iamnmbr3

Remember the bit in the book that's like -

Jonathan Harker: The only good vampire is a staked vampire.

Mina: I got bitten. I'm turning into a vampire.

Jonathan: No. We're turning into a vampire. Satan here we come.

#this is basically the entirety of jonathan’s character development #him putting aside his hatred and fear and trauma from dracula #for mina’s sake #because he loves her that much #obviously he still wants to save mina but if he can’t #he’s willing to turn into the thing he fears most. for her #truly the couple of all time #jonmina

erosyrup

The Harkers, after. 🦇

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Thank you everyone for all the love with my first Harkers art!! 🥺 With a change of pen and 9 months later, here they are again!

Individual portraits below:

#this is so beautiful #jonmina

evydraws

It's November 6

#this is sick #quincey morris #jonathan harker

tiffycat

Mr & Mrs Harker

#THEMMMMM OMG #this is also basically how i picture them #my babieeeesss #jonathan harker #mina murray #mina harker #jonmina

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dracula dashboard simulator!!

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London -> Paris, 15 October, Charing Cross Station 6:30 AM -> 9:51 AM 10:00 AM -> 12:21 PM 12:30 PM -> 2:51 PM 3:00 PM -> 5:21 PM 8:00 PM -> 10:21 PM #Taking a trip through paris soon. Personal reasons #train schedules #trains #daily train schedules 283 notes

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not to be corny on main but Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec really did get it. need someone that will look at me like this

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Seeking Transport To Galatz By Water With Strong, Able Sailors. Will Pay Handsomely If I Can Bring My Box.

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CRYINGGG what do you mean this isn't a porn bot

#someone come get your grandpa

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Staying with an older client right now as my first job with the firm. I'll liveblog how it goes! :)

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He stole my fucking clothes

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Climbing on the walls. Like a lizard. In my clothes

#GET ME OUT OF HERE #HE DOES THIS EVERY OTHER DAY #Don't even get me started on his harem #He keeps three random women locked in part of his house #They're maybe 25??? He's like 90?? Go to the club???

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@ blood-is-the-life you aren't even trying to hide it at this point

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Many of my mutuals are reblogging posts that are annoyed about the user imitating "pornography robots" in their notes. I see your concern.

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Keep reading

#inspirational #motivational quotes #advice

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After the tragic crash of the Demeter several days ago, a schooner sailing in from Varna, Whitby residents report the supposed attack of a massive dog which jumped off the ship after its landing.

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Why was there a dog... on a schooner. It would've been a health violation if one of the sailors brought it on, so did it wander onboard on its own. Just for fun. Literally what is the temptation. You're gonna die at sea there's nothing for you to eat. Are you stupid.

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you cannot leave this in the tags

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heard from one of the grad students at my university that he knew a pre-med student that started sucking on his professor's knife wound in class one time

(submitted-via-anonymous)

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Hey guys! Breaking the gimmick real quick to let you all know I'm taking a brief hiatus. A lot of stuff has been going on in my personal life and long story short, now I can't eat garlic.

Also, for everyone asking about that @/Masterofthenight account that's been replying creepy stuff to all my posts, I've looked into it. 90% positive it's just some weirdo. Blocked.

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take care of yourself. who else will give us our transportation information? :)

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@ Masterofthenight If i ever see you it's on sight.

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whoa there

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⭒ living by the seaside, a moodboard ⭒

#aesthetic #moodboard #goals #nature

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DOC MIGHT GET ME A CAT. Will post periodic updates with my progress

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scuse me, for context he WHAT

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can the 'bloofer lady' get it

absolutely

absolutely not

Voting ended onSep 18, 2025

#not to add propaganda for one side or anything #but the westminster gazette DID call her hotter than Ellen Terry #and we already decided she absolutely could get it last week soooooo

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just watched some dude jump out of a closed window with money falling out of his pockets??? he ran into a stable??

#rich people will do anything for fun #i will not be staying around to see what happens #not my circus not my monkeys

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you're laughing. i had bad dreams because i ate spicy paprika and you're laughing.

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I CAN EAT GARLIC AGAIN!! NEVER KILL YOURSELF

#and i was close too

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#THIS IS INCREDIBLE #pls do yourself a favor and look at this

cry-ptidd

Lucy Westenra

#words cannot express #how much i hate this #dracula #lucy westenra #dracula adaptations

darkshrimpemotions

Crucial to understanding the gender politics of Dracula is that when the men exclude Mina to protect her they are WRONG. They are manifestly wrong according to the text and it isn't ambiguous. Jonathan dislikes hiding things from Mina. It isn't natural to their relationship, which has always been one of equal partners. Mina hates it and is distressed by it. Once again Van Helsing and Jack are smugly sure it's the right thing to do, having learned nothing from Lucy's fate.

Everyone is all "I suppose we must play our gender roles as god intended" but the narrative lets us know this is a bad idea because it almost dooms them all. Dracula gets to Mina because they shut her out, even after it was her studiousness and thoughtfulness that brought them well over half the vital information they have. And they would not have defeated him without her. If he had killed her before they realized what he was doing, they would all have been doomed. They were a hair's breadth from losing everything due to their insistence on treating Mina like a helpless baby for just a few days. As it was, they lost plenty for taking so long to cut it the fuck out.

#dracula #dracula analysis #mina harker

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