*snore*

Johnny Cade at your service. Reject common sense to make the impossible possible.

[pelipper]

[yellew]

*falls behind in life* haha the lag

[pitbulls-and-tattoos]

[hohokev-deactivated20220829]

why do jellyfish only sting when theres physical contact

why doesnt the electricity just surge throughout the entire ocean

why dont jellyfish rule the world

[super-space-time]

Fun fact!  Jellyfish don’t use electricity to sting you.  Whenever they feel pressure against their tentacles, it causes its cells to rapidly send out these stingers into your skin that then release its venom.  Like this:

[space-tart]

#science tumblr to save the day from inaccuracies

[molotovriot-deactivated20150429]

#THAT’S WORSE

[naamahdarling]

They are called nematocysts. They are what make box jellies and other fun lil critters so dangerous, because without these wee little daggers, the venom would have no way to get into your skin. And yet something as thin as nylon stockings or pantyhose is enough to protect you, they are so small. So if you’re scared of jellyfish? Wear sexy sheer undergarments into the sea like the regal creature you are.

[ohnofixit]

I’m going to reblog this again because that is some of the best advice I have ever gotten on this blog.

[3ninjaspodcast]

I didn’t know that I needed this but I need this

[cripple-cryptid]

AHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS SO FUCKING COOL!!!!!!

[arrowquillpokemon]

game: has any kind of elemental based fighting system

me: apply pokemon logic

[gluttonousgoddess]

To be fair Pokemon element logic is rooted in normal logic.

[arrowquillpokemon]

yeah, everyone knows a wrestlers biggest weakness is the local pigeons

[karnalesbian]

go outside and try to suplex a bird

[dolleyeresponse]

tell me how bug resists fighting

[karnalesbian]

go outside and try to suplex a bug

[karadanver-deactivated20190918]

first i yee and then maybe if im feelin spicy i’ll even haw

[chasekip]

i trust live action snorlax with my life and my only wish is to one day give him a big hug

[yuoling]

[everythingstarstuff]

[husband]

[valtsv]

i wish sleep worked like it does in minecraft

[valtsv]

*slaps my bed and blacks out for 12 hours*

[dandalf-thegay-deactivated20190]

[parakeet]

when ur whole crew doesnt know a damn thing

[ykana]

[trasemc]

The most iconic cats snaps of 2018

[komaedalovemail]

Perhaps i will drink my sorrows away.. *opens up capri sun*