like a turd in the wind @jones-iii - Tumblr Blog

Well I got high and rearranged my lounge room. Hopefully I'm not too sore tomorrow

kaijuno

lesbiansalesman

no context venom 2 spoilers

cozcat

what’s past is prologue

She crawls into bed – freshly made, clean sheets, the room smelling of laundry detergent – and wishes she wasn’t alone. Wishes, at least, for the scent of Kirsten’s skin against the sheets, because then, for a brief moment as dreams leach into reality, her bed might not feel so lonely.

Amy resurfaces to something of a new beginning.

[read on ao3]

postlitany

Anon me facts about me that you think are probably true

isilence-blog1

relationship goal: a relationship

asimovsideburns

alternatively I do think it’s funny to be like

Villain: fool! the prophecy says that no man may kill me!

Trans Man Hero: *ineffectual stabbing*

Trans Man Hero: okay so like. the prophetic acknowledgement of my gender is good but also. very inconvenient right now.

lastvalyrian

Reformed villain opens a shop where trans men can come and stab them to affirm their gender identity

aqueerkettleofish

Alternately:

Villain standing there with a sword through his gut, but for all intents and purposes is unharmed: “Look. I know you might think this is a snarky dig because you’re kind of masculine and, like, you just put two feet of steel in my stomach, but I’m dead serious here. I mean, I’m living serious, which is kind of the issue. But... are you sure you’re a woman? I’m not trying to tell you your gender, and I’m going to keep using feminine pronouns until you tell me otherwise, but the prophecy CLEARLY has some opinions on the matter.”

Hero: “You know, this explains a lot.”

Villain: “You know, my minion benefits package includes gender affirmation surgery.”

tookishcombeferre

@lukebbuff

bisexualcharmanderenergy

Alternatively:

AMAB hero: *Kills villain*

AMAB hero: Ok. Ok ok ok. Let’s unpack that later.

lumberjackloverboy-moved

for my fellow psychotics who struggle with thinking someone is in their house, a method I’ve found that really works are these guys:

i put them on my front door and anytime it opens they ring. that way if i think someone has broken in or i see someone who isn’t there i can think back to if the bells have rung, and if they haven’t i can assure myself it’s not real. obviously it’s not fool proof, like if you are prone to auditory hallucinations, but it has really helped me calm down in time to avoid major psychotic breaks. it’s a real lifesaver

nonpsychotics encouraged to rb

zappho

the way this is literally how I talk…..

the-real-skeletor

The super bowl or whatever I'm not american

ghost-cassette

Oh NOBODY'S going to be horny after this

aquietquixotic

Amazing tags

sometimes-i-just-climb-things

my ankle is so fuckin horny tho

hybbat

A victorian

eldritchdraaks

Every reply this is is another punch in the gut

babyanimalgifs

One dog has ear medicine she needs and the other one also thinks he needs it too

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bundibird

Oh my gosh, mine does this EXACT SAME THING.

The cocker spaniel is prone to ear infections, so she needs a solution squirted down her ear canal and massaged in on a regular basis. She absolutely HATES it, but she endures it because she’s a good girl and she knows she gets treats after.

The border collie does NOT have ear issues, and doesn’t need the solution, but every time I’ve finished doing the cocker spaniel’s ears, he comes slinking up to me with his tail between his legs and an expression like “It is my turn for the ear torture. 😔😔 do your worst. 😔😔😔” and he will KEEP ACTING LIKE THAT until I put the closed nozzle of the ear solution into his ear and tip it upside down and massage his ear for a bit. Then I tell him he’s done and he immediately turns delighted, because “oh, wow, I survived the ear torture, and now I’m just vibrating with delight at my survival, wow, that was rough, but I made it through”

At literally no stage did we ever tell him he needed his ears done. He just saw the cocker spaniel getting it done, and was like, “oh. 😔 ear medicine for all of us 😔”