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Amy Winehouse vs Paparazzi 2011.

fakenigel

RIP

h0odrich

amy had the mean dropkick

surprisebitch

i thought this was Tekken

azurea

By Jean Jullien.

kamikazeruler

Visual representation on how we let technology ruin social interactions and pleasant experiences.

3dbabyfromallymcbeal

Me: *hates this*

gothicprep

why do baby boomers love to produce this “technology is bad fire is scary and thomas edison was a witch” garbage?

zmizet-deactivated20170716

fuck THIS

I never see a cashier with an empty queue. Self-serve checkout machines make life GREAT for people with social anxiety or self conscious people. I get nervous that everyone is judging my weight. So when I do my monthly ice-cream, chocolate, and menstrual products run, I will do it with a fucking self-serve machine.

I’m happy seeing my friends take photos of their food. I like taking photos of my food. Because there is a chef in the back of the kitchen who works hard to plate things beautifully and in any other situation, people dive in immediately and ruin that image. We take photos to preserve that image and who the fuck knows, if I was the chef I would be digging through instagram hoping to see my plate on there. We’re celebrating someones hard work, work that is generally temporary.

And I don’t know what kind of friends you have, but if someone is taking a photo of their food, I’m not gonna bother talking to them until they’re done. Why would you try to have a conversation when someone is busy?? And it takes a few minutes, you can wait for someone who wants to perform a small act of creativity.

It’s nice to get likes on instagram. If you’re monogamous and on tinder, it’s not technology’s fault you’re contemplating cheating. What is SO BAD about having food delivered to your home? And is there anything wrong with having movies streaming instantly? No - but if you complain that Netflix takes up your life than be an adult and step back. It’s not technology’s fault that you have no self control.

Selfies are fun. Selfies are great. Your friend is a jerk if they don’t even take a minute to take of photo of you as well. Why do you care if people use technology around you on the subway? That makes me feel less self-conscious that people are staring or judging me. They can play their games, read, etc. Someone is occupied, why is that so wrong?

Your phone has a zoom option so you can record/photograph a concert? FUCKING good for you!

And again. If your phone keeps you up, be an adult, get some self control and step back.

Technology isn’t bad. You’re just upset with yourselves for having a lack of self-control. You hate that people connect through technology. And maybe, you just don’t like seeing people love themselves, enjoy life, and feel joy. That’s your problem, not technology’s.

thequantumqueer

i’ll just leave this here:

starlightdancers

this isnt new, this isnt technology’s fault. this is human fucking nature and stop pretending everyone used to talk in public transportation omg

tastefullyoffensive

“Come on in, the water’s nice.” (photo via sorryifyouknowme)

nasturbate

ahh yes the basketball. males 12+ only. nice

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Except there’s a difference between men’s basketballs and women’s basketballs because women have smaller hands women’s balls have a smaller diameter while men have larger hands and their basketballs have larger diameters

nasturbate

yo ok what she said my bad

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That was the most mature dispute I have ever seen on the internet

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Tumblr, you’ve done it.

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They have men’s basketballs, women’s basketballs, and youth sized basketballs. Just like they have different sized footballs for different ages.

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Equality does not mean everyone gets the same thing because we are all inherently different. Equality is recognizing differences and making sure everyone gets the same opportunity based on those differences, which isn’t always “equal”.

zulubunsen

A MATURE ARGUMENT ON TUMBLR

I LIKE IT

prettybxybastard

REBLOG THIS, YOU MAY NEVER SEE A DISPUTE THIS CALM AGAIN

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Bless this freaking post

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To everyone in this discussion:

BRAVO!

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trashboat

what kind of an attempt was that even

triplekings

that was an attempt?

did-you-know

Giant tarantulas keep tiny frogs as pets. Insects will eat the burrowing tarantulas’ eggs - so the spiders protect the frogs from predators, and in return the frogs eat the insects. Source

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Plot twist: The tiny frogs are keeping giant tarantulas as pets.

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when your friends are talking about a party you aren’t invited to

memewhore

The real MVP

thelithijabi

THESE ARE FRIENDS

boredpanda

Tiny Paper Bookmarks Let You Grow Charming Miniature Worlds In Your Books

phattygirls

meadhouse-blog

there goes my hero watch him as he goes

buzzfeed

Every Pixar movie summarized in terrible Microsoft Paint drawings.

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Photographer Stephen McMennamy has a gift for pairing his own photos of everyday subjects to create extraordinary new ones. He calls them #ComboPhotos and we think they’re pretty awesome. These unexpected juxtapositions usually involve a dramatic contrast in scale, yet some of them blend together so seamlessly that it might take a moment to identify precisely what’s unusual about them: