Sansa and Jon

The lone wolf dies, but the pack survives. House Stark. Queen Motherfuckin' Sansa . Jonsa. Don't like, k bye.

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Sansa: Here in this castle, we just have a whole lotta' laughs.

Sansa: Fuck off, Daenerys! I'm not feeding your fucking dragons!

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jon explaining the situation with the white walkers:

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Jon: You can’t make everyone like you. You’re not Sansa.

Daenerys: What? Not everyone likes Sansa.

Jon: Who doesn’t?

Daenerys: Well-

Jon: Names, now. Give me their names.

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Sansa: Please? For me?

Jon: Don’t do that.

Sansa: What?

Jon: You think every time you say “Please? For me?” I’ll do whatever you want. Well, not this time.

Sansa: Please? For me?

Jon: Okay.

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Jon: (walks into Winterfell with Daenerys and her dragons)

Sansa: Um… Whatcha got there?

Jon: A smoothie.

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Lana Del Rey’s If you hold me without hurting me you’ll be the first who ever did is such a Jonsa line. I literally can’t.

[jadowitevveze-deactivated202101]

season 1: people saying Sansa’s stupid/a traitor for failing to notice a tyrant in the making

season 8: people saying Sansa’s stupid/a traitor for being the only one to notice the tyrant in the making

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Littlefinger: Do you like Sansa?

Jon: What? No, I would never.

Littlefinger: So you wouldn’t mind if I set her up-

Jon: I will kill you with my bare hands.

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Tyrion: Did you have to stab her?

Jon: You weren’t there. You didn’t hear what she said to me.

Tyrion: What did she say?

Jon: ‘What are you going to do, stab me?’

Arya: That’s fair.

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Sam: Imagine if someone handed you a box of all the things you’d lost over the years.

Sansa: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thanks for finding this!

Bran: My will to live! I haven’t seen this in years!

Jon: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!

Arya: Mental stability, my old friend!

Sam: …could you guys lighten up a little?

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Arya: *Stabbing air between Jon and Sansa with a knife*

Sansa: What are you doing?

Arya: Trying to cut the sexual tension between you two.

Arya: It isn’t working.

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Sansa: I’m not doing too well.

Sansa: I have this headache that comes and goes.

Jon: *walks into the room*

Sansa: Oh look, there it is again.

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Jon, to Littlefinger: There are two things I need you to do. They’re important. Can you handle it?

Jon: One, get the fuck away from Sansa.

Jon: Two, stay the fuck away from Sansa.

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Sansa: I need your help.

Arya, pulls out a knife: Great. Who are we killing? I won't do kids- that's a rule- but that rule can be negotiated if the kid's a dick.

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Sansa: I hope you're not going to do anything stupid.

Jon: I hope you're not hoping too hard.

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Sansa: I don’t want you to leave.

Jon: Just remember, every time you look up at the moon, I too, will be looking at a moon. Not the same moon, obviously. That's impossible.

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Sansa: Hey, Demerits.

Daenerys: My name is Daenerys.

Sansa: Oh, sorry. Anyways, Dandruff.

Daenerys: Daenerys.

Sansa: Right, my apologies. So, Dracula.

Daenerys: IT’S DAENERYS!

Sansa: Pardon me, my mistake. Anyways listen, Despacito-