Joppy

18

[ripempezardexerox]

[computerkisser24]

I had a vision.

[ID: A digital illustration of a sprawling beige and yellow office space with shimmery white overhead lights. Near the bottom of the image, large bold text reads “carpet muncher”. A cutely drawn white heart is seen in the upper right corner. End ID]

[1five1two]

[qelflinq]

“Lets high five😊 …. With are clitorises🤤 -unknown

[thecryptkeeper]

i love women

[smithsonianlibrariesarchives]

A diagram comparing a human hand to the equivalent limb in other mammals from Henry Fairfield Osborn's The age of mammals in Europe, Asia and North America (1910).

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[thesensitivepervert]

Judge: Sensitive pervert, you stand accused… of loving too beautifully, fucking too skillfully, and keeping it too motherfucking real. How do you plead?

Me: I plead… guilty to all chargers ur honor

Judge: gasp

Jury: gasp

Prosecutor: grits teeth and starts growling

My hot defense lawyer with a huge rack: whoa…he might just have what it takes…

[valtsv]

feeling pretty dissociative and alienated from personhood rn if any bad bitches want to exploit me as a living weapon

[ourdarling]

insane shit happening over on uquiz right now

[louisegluckpdf]

does anyone want to threaten me with gratuitous violence

[illusoryfem]

[bird-gifs-collection-agency]

One of a guineafowl's best skills is just making a big mess! Yup! Just making a huge, horrible, uncleanable mess! Yes and they're round while doing it

[bird-gifs-collection-agency]

if you stack three winter ptarmigans of varying sizes... maybe it would look like a snowman? well, the top one would have to hold a carrot in its mouth. this is a pretty good circle

[worldscoolest]

[wulfhalls]

also i like how paul's statue doesn't look like him at all. the mystification mythologization and depersonalisation of paul atreides has already begun. deadest living god of all time lets goooo

[tvandfilm]

The Watermelon Woman 1996, dir. Cheryl Dunye

[abigailselfships]

Ok, maybe sometimes pinterest is a little funny