#asusparrow

[dumturtle]

WIS Lyra, Ally, Turkey, Tali, Lucy, Sparrow, and yourself!

@lyra-k: When I was young, I always thought I’d end up with Lyra and Turkey would end up with Ally. 

@allsleigh: Now, perhaps, I could see her ending up with the Mad Hatter instead, bizarre as that sounds.

@deeturkey: As a cousin I’m meant to support his choices, so @sydneyandersen?

@lovelywatersthatch: Narwhals.

@diamcndskylucy: Octopi. 

@dum-sparrow: Centipedes.

@dumturtle:  Caterpillars. 

i need entertainment

[gastonthethird]

HON: Sparrow, Stella, Gaston Jr., Zoe, Cash, Margaery, Olivia, Oakley, Ariana, Daniel, Emily, Jojo, Rachel, Greta, Nova, Spencer, Rocket, Jackie, Izzy, Kion, Alicia, Casper, Aimee, DJ, Leander

Hot: @margaerycharming, @jojohood, @racheladale, @rocketstrongbow, @izzyslade (fuck off). 

Fine for a dude: @gastonthejr, @cashforrester, @dannykensington, @casperlockex, @djcygnet.

Could be hot if they weren’t weird: @dum-sparrow, @stargirlvasilovich, @livoakens, @ariliki, @gretagesundheit, @novafitzherbert, @jacqueline-chavez, @aimeeblake.

Not: @zoe-tomago, @oakleyoaken, @darlingemily, @spencer-thunderstrike, @kiontaji, @aliciatriton, @leanderambrosius. 

i need entertainment

[djcygnet]

HON: Sparrow, Stella, Gaston Jr., Gaston III, Zoe, Cash, Margaery, Olivia, Oakley, Ariana, Daniel, Emily, Jojo, Rachel, Greta, Nova, Spencer, Rocket, Jackie, Izzy, Kion, Alicia, Casper, Aimee, Leander

Not: @gastonthejr, @gastonlegume3, @cashforrester, @oakleyoaken, @dannykensington, @darlingemily, @novafitzherbert, @spencer-thunderstrike, @jacqueline-chavez, @kiontaji, @casperlockex, @leanderambrosius.

In A Non-Hot Category of Good-Looking: @dum-sparrow, @stargirlvasilovich, @zoe-tomago, @margaerycharming, @racheladale, @aliciatriton. 

Hot: @livoakens, @ariliki, @gretagesundheit, @rocketstrongbow, @izzyslade, @aimeeblake.

i need entertainment

[zevonchanca]

For Valentine's Day, I've decided to matchmake everyone in Auradon. I think you'd be really well-suited for: Sparrow Dum. You're McFucking Welcome.

What the mcfuck? Who’s @dum-sparrow?

[dumturtle]

Thank you for being an awesome brother. I'm lucky to know that you'll always have my back (even when the universe is trying to kill me).

ANONYMOUSLY MESSAGE ME ANYTHING YOU WANT TO TELL ME BEFORE 2020 ENDS.

[dumturtle]

5. Sparrow, Swan, Turkey

send me three names + a number…

Did I not answer this exact question already? Perhaps I am as insane as you all think I am. Or perhaps you’re the insane ones, sending the same questions and expecting different results. 

[dumturtle]

kill, betray, have on your zombie apocalypse team -- swan, sparrow, turkey

send me three names + a number…

Kill: I can’t kill anyone on this list without killing parts of the rest of us, so I’ll have to plead the seventeenth on this. 

Betray: @swan-dee and @dum-sparrow. They’re parts of a whole.

Have on Your Zombie Apocalypse Team: @deeturkey is the other piece of me; this is the best chance I have of making it out alive myself. Though I must say, being a zombie wouldn’t be the worst...

[auradonstatehq]

The following members have been inactive for one or more weeks or have failed to return from their requested hiatus period and have approximately 24 hours to resume posting or request a hiatus before their roles are reopened:

@action-jackson (1st Warning)

@acrosstheway​ (1st Warning)

@clarissa-lb (1st Warning)

@dum-sparrow (1st Warning)

@hannaharendelle (1st Warning)

@lyra-k (1st Warning)

@michelledarling​ (1st Warning)

@savannah--phillips (1st Warning)

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