the mercenary

a mercenary with a contract profile pic and header from waruhoshi

[jordy-smits]

Don’t cut yourself on that EDGE

*shrugs*

dont try to be so redundent

[jordy-smits]

Merry Christmas! * gives you a gift

this is very late but thanks

[jordy-smits]

That last post was a joke right??

course it was

[jordy-smits]

trigger time

fuck eqeul rights

fuck equality for both genders

fuck all yall there is only two genders

[burntcopper]

things english speakers know, but don’t know we know.

[windycityteacher-deactivated202]

WOAH WHAT?

[ice-light-red-deactivated201611]

That is profound. I noticed this by accident when asked about adjectives by a Japanese student. She translated something from Japanese like “Brown big cat” and I corrected her. When she asked me why, I bluescreened.

[pukicho]

Staff needs to listen

Anyways I’ve been getting over 380,000 notes a month easily and now I’m getting supposedly less than 1,000 a day. The ‘best stuff first’ feature has downgraded this site a tremendous amount, not only is the feature destructive to smaller blogs, they also somehow fucked up the activity page, and is no longer accurate or useful. 

Staff on tumblr rarely responds to unanimous disapproval unless shoved in their face, so I’m asking you guys to spread this post, and others like it around as much as possible as to get the message into their thick heads - that this greatly devolves the tumblr experience. 

did you know there are bisexual flowers and they’re perfect

[boganjunkrat-deactivated2017011]

it says so right there in my bio textbook i would never lie to you 

[thefaginogion]

perfect (bisexual)

[negrocops]

reblog if you are a perfect bisexual, support perfect bisexuals, or just really love flowers

[unpretty]

Tumblr: *rolls out “best stuff first”*

My blog:

[unpretty]

on the one hand this is a joke post because lol i have never made a good post in my life, but also, if i hadn’t made the connection between this update and my sudden nosedive in activity, i would have been really fucking discouraged about all the shit i’ve been working on lately. i guarantee there are people on tumblr right now who haven’t made that connection, and who are trying to figure out why suddenly no one likes anything they’ve made. and that fucking sucks.

[jasper-appreciation]

Reminder to go into your settings and turn off ‘Best Stuff First’ because my activity’s tanked a couple days ago for no reason so this stuff IS happening.

You WILL miss content with that setting on.

[sergle]

i ain’t joking when i say that my activity looks JUST like this too and i wasn’t sure why

[hiddlescheekbones]

I can only find the option on the app under Settings > Dashboard Preferences.

[clintfbarton-deactivated2025012]

To support content creators do us a favour and turn off “Best stuff first”. Open the tumblr app (Android or iOs) and go to “Settings > Dashboard Preferences. And please reblog this post, so that everybody will see this. Thank you very much!

[specta-a-deactivated20180419]

you can’t make this up

[triaelf9]

Adding mine, even tho my numbers are on the whole a lot lower ^_^;; But yeah, this is BS >_<

[snuffysbox]

oh wow, y’all weren’t kidding

[veitstanz]

non-chronological timelines are poison for content creators

but sneaking in businesses and sponsored shit is more important I suppose  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[doggybagcomics]

I didn’t even realize that this was why my activity tanked. Do content creators a favor please!

[realsoupa]

please turn this off

[whimsy-princess]

To all the NSFW artists out there:

+ I love you.

+ You talents are immeasurable.

+ You are not defined in stone by your artwork and your artwork is not a carbon copy of who you are as a person.

+ You do NOT have to be open about your sexuality or comfortable talking about sex with others just because you draw NSFW artwork.

+ Your work is not worth less because it is NSFW.

+ Your work is not worth less because some are uncomfortable with it. + Go ahead and get freaky!  Draw what makes you happy.

+ Never stop drawing what you like because someone doesn’t agree with it. + Draw what makes you happy.

+ DRAW WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY.

[kevinbolk]

HERE HERE!

[ask-scrambles-sama]

@ilustretsspoks @dankodeadzone @hollymollyartsyfartsy

[dumbbigtittedslut-deactivated20]

Reblog if you're into outer space and rough sex

[averagefairy]

small boob privilege is so real like…. bralettes… underboob tattoos… going braless?? not looking hyper sexual at all times ???? running comfortably? i could go on

[bruisingfetish]

YAS finally someone said this

[fiftyoneshadesofbear]

Girls with big boobs are jealous of the girls with small chests. Girls with little titties always want bigger ones. There’s no middle ground! Me, I love ALL boobs, regardless of size!  They’re all fun, they’re all gorgeous, and I can’t get enough of them!  Please, feel free to share!

[averagefairy]

everyone please pray for this man he’s so out of his mind he hallucinated the part Where I Asked :/ so sad

[dockterfrankensteez]

DEADASS!!!

[dabeatnik]

reblog til your index bleed

[cosplaymutt]

Fun fact. In the US it requires more training to legally become a hair stylist than a police officer. In some states requiring more than DOUBLE the minimum hours of training for hairstylists than those required of law enforcers.

[weirdbuzzfeed]

this is not a joke please help

[yrbff]

boosting!

[weirdbuzzfeed]

hey help please and thank y ou

[v-is-a-cyberpunk]

A version for tumblr that can be read without opening a new tab, since plenty of people would scroll past this story otherwise.

[fuckyeah-nerdery]

The bravest woman on Earth.

[unofficiallyjuni-deactivated201]

I love her. Forever reblog.

[theatsymbol-deactivated20210220]

I have the utmost respect for this woman. 

[the-dream-i-had]

please reblog. reblog the way you would reblog a picture of a hot singer, a pretty girl, a tasty meal or some nice stationary. Because this will not make your blog ‘less aesthetic’ or anything. This is important, far more important than anything I’ve mentioned before.

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

I’m Gay

[whippedcreamtitties23]

I’m A Lesbian

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

[daovihi]

I’m bisexual

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

[maniacalwalrus-deactivated20160]

i’m trans

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

[ask-desperately-laurens]

Im Asexual.

[ask-henriette-lafayette]

[reallychico]

I’m not sure yet

[ask-henriette-lafayette]

it’s ok!

[wizardgender]

a wholesome post

[jordy-smits]

Angst rp for @waruihoshi

The flames burn brighter than ever yet something is mixed with the flames tat shouldnt be, blood.

The user of the flames seems to be injured and unable to move, what happend? And what will be the end result?

[waruihoshi]

A dark shadow lands from the sky and approach the flames. The heat of the fire has awoken the Bad Star.

[jordy-smits]

The flames would feel familiar to the shadow as they where from one of her pactlings

What she couldnt realize right now was the instant danger he was in as the ring she should have was going crazy

[waruihoshi]

Feeling the ring around her finger burning so hard made her understand the gravity of the situation. Without hesitating, she started walking through the flames, protected by her demonic nature, and searched for a sign her partner and friend was there.

[jordy-smits]

The friend was sitting in a pool of blood and panting heavily his weapon broken in two his clothing ripped his head bleeding when he noticed her

“O-oh h-hey waru”

[waruihoshi]

She immediatly ran to him, starting to heal his wounds.

“What the hell happened to you ?!”

[jordy-smits]

She tried to heal it but it somehow didnt heal

“These arnt healing i tried myself waru, i never told you this but why do you think im able to contre flames and make contracts?”

[waruihoshi]

She still tries to heal him, using darker magic.

“… Why ?”

((I’ll gtg soon so if I stop answering it’s because I’m eating ^^))

[jordy-smits]

Im part demon waru, and i was defeated by a angel" the man coughed up blood and smiled at her

“Never forget me ok waru?” He said as the flames began dying out and the ring started to slowly stop going crazy

[waruihoshi]

Hearing the word ‘angel’ made her grit her teeth. Seeing what these creatures she hated had done to her friend was turning her mad. But then she saw him starting to disappear.

“Wait no NO NO !!“

A sudden burst of black magic errupted from her entire body, envelopping her friend.

“There’s NO WAY I’LL LET YOU GO YOU HEAR ME !!”

Flames as dark as a starless night started envelopping the two bodies. And somehow, the wounds were slowly healing …

[jordy-smits]

Waru please dont do this, you will need that energy the angel will return for me so promise me youll kill it for me and keep the ring?“ He asked her his eyes growing tired from talking

[waruihoshi]

She couldn’t accept this. Of course what he was saying was making sense, but she just couldn’t let him die without doing nothing. So she kept healing him, using magic darker than he ever saw.

“I said … I … WONT …LET YOU GO !!!!!”

She shouted the last words, as the black flames grew stronger. She wasn’t listening anymore. Just concentrating to heal the wounds. All the hate she had inside only made the magic stronger. And the wounds were slowly healing …

[jordy-smits]

The man sighed and spreaded his wings and tail grabbing the friend and throwing her away smilling with tears in his eyes as his body began cracking violently “goodbye bad star…” no further moves where made as the body sat limp

[waruihoshi]

At first she was petrified. Understanding what just happened, she couldn’t move a finger. But then … She stood and walked towards her friend. So he was gone, uh ? No. Of course no. She won’t let that happen. Never. They signed a pact, and now it is time to use its true meanings.

She bit her thumb, and started drawing a big pentagram on the floor with her demonic blood.

[jordy-smits]

A small metalic card landed by her with the word "the world" on it as a figure in the distance left

[jordy-smits]

Angst rp for @waruihoshi

The flames burn brighter than ever yet something is mixed with the flames tat shouldnt be, blood.

The user of the flames seems to be injured and unable to move, what happend? And what will be the end result?

[waruihoshi]

A dark shadow lands from the sky and approach the flames. The heat of the fire has awoken the Bad Star.

[jordy-smits]

The flames would feel familiar to the shadow as they where from one of her pactlings

What she couldnt realize right now was the instant danger he was in as the ring she should have was going crazy

[waruihoshi]

Feeling the ring around her finger burning so hard made her understand the gravity of the situation. Without hesitating, she started walking through the flames, protected by her demonic nature, and searched for a sign her partner and friend was there.

[jordy-smits]

The friend was sitting in a pool of blood and panting heavily his weapon broken in two his clothing ripped his head bleeding when he noticed her

“O-oh h-hey waru”

[waruihoshi]

She immediatly ran to him, starting to heal his wounds.

“What the hell happened to you ?!”

[jordy-smits]

She tried to heal it but it somehow didnt heal

“These arnt healing i tried myself waru, i never told you this but why do you think im able to contre flames and make contracts?”

[waruihoshi]

She still tries to heal him, using darker magic.

“… Why ?”

((I’ll gtg soon so if I stop answering it’s because I’m eating ^^))

[jordy-smits]

Im part demon waru, and i was defeated by a angel" the man coughed up blood and smiled at her

“Never forget me ok waru?” He said as the flames began dying out and the ring started to slowly stop going crazy

[waruihoshi]

Hearing the word ‘angel’ made her grit her teeth. Seeing what these creatures she hated had done to her friend was turning her mad. But then she saw him starting to disappear.

“Wait no NO NO !!“

A sudden burst of black magic errupted from her entire body, envelopping her friend.

“There’s NO WAY I’LL LET YOU GO YOU HEAR ME !!”

Flames as dark as a starless night started envelopping the two bodies. And somehow, the wounds were slowly healing …

[jordy-smits]

Waru please dont do this, you will need that energy the angel will return for me so promise me youll kill it for me and keep the ring?“ He asked her his eyes growing tired from talking

[waruihoshi]

She couldn’t accept this. Of course what he was saying was making sense, but she just couldn’t let him die without doing nothing. So she kept healing him, using magic darker than he ever saw.

“I said … I … WONT …LET YOU GO !!!!!”

She shouted the last words, as the black flames grew stronger. She wasn’t listening anymore. Just concentrating to heal the wounds. All the hate she had inside only made the magic stronger. And the wounds were slowly healing …

[jordy-smits]

The man sighed and spreaded his wings and tail grabbing the friend and throwing her away smilling with tears in his eyes as his body began cracking violently "goodbye bad star..." no further moves where made as the body sat limp