The Ultimate Uke

[kaiko-jp]

🔪

[ff0000310]

2023

[skarchomp]

[buzzfeed]

W H A T

[curlicuecal]

this is fucking with my head so hard

[curlicuecal]

*confused and angry squeaking*

[curlicuecal]

*hissing and backing away from the unknown*

[purified-zone]

Thanks! I hate it!

[wheeloffortune-design]

COME ON

[justanothadeadbloginthevoid]

[dumbpuppyfag]

source

[dumbpuppyfag]

every time i watch this video of dale cooper stealing a cop's gun to air out a nine year old i go back and listen to hybrid theory again. crazy album. shit you play at 128kbps off a walkman phone while some dude in arizona calls you a fuckin queer on xbox live. doesn't realise how right he is, and neither do you. dust motes caught in a sunbeam, twisting in brief synchronicity and then parting ways forever. rip chester

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

practicing piggy movement tech

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

feel like im getting it down

[p-lxnet]

[theory-0f-everything]

[pinetreeanarchism]

Rodents are comrades.

[mobiusstripearthtruther-deactiv]

hope nothing on this list is in my house lol

[mobiusstripearthtruther-deactiv]

shit

[quasi-normalcy]

Purging all of the neutrons from my house.

[phantomrose96]

Smart idea

[phantomrose96]

New problem

[evilsanlang]

it's okay if you as a lesbian want to fuck the straight blonde popstar but you can't be pretending she's a lesbian too girl at least make it a lesbian corruption kink or some shit

[evilsanlang]

"taylor swift is a lesbian" check your house for mold

"I can fuck the heterosexuality out of sabrina carpenter" questionable taste, but much more respectable

[twentybrokenipodclassics]

[lovelycutiemoekochan]

[pelmenya-owo]

[ooppo]

A PORN BOT UNFOLLOWED ME?

[ooppo]

not that i care

[animentality]

[meangirlnurse]

AI is the future

[butt-rice]

ah but cascading options can't pressure you into an upsell!

[zetabrarian]

I don't think the AI is doing that, either. 😂

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Before this latest LLM boom we had chatbot assistants that responded to keywords in whatever you said with preprogrammed answers, or searched their company FAQs with your query and linked you to relevant answers, as was appropriate to the bot. They absolutely could and did upsell you stuff.

We all hated them because they were so much shittier than the humans they replaced. Never thought I'd see the day when I missed the competence and reliability of the old robots.

[gabbyp09]

[sunflowerlovergirl]

[hatesaltrat]

The road to the childrens’ hospital

@swedishfalcon-actual

[enchantingsorceress]

I hope this joke outlives the context that made it, leaving future generations baffled.