maybe a fresh start

I'll probably just start posting my ramblings here

[glumshoe]

*robin voice* S L A D E

Deathstroke: D I C K

Robin: excuse me whAT

Deathstroke: oh sorry I thought we were on a first name basis

Robin: wait. Slade is—

Deathstroke: on my birth certificate, yes

Robin: what the fuck. what the fuck.

[glumshoe]

Deathstroke: look Dick I don’t know why you’re reacting like—

Robin: you can’t call me that!

Deathstroke: Richard?

Robin: NO!!!

Deathstroke: well what would you have me call you if not your name

Robin: Robin! you call me Robin!

Deathstroke: well that doesn’t seem fair. you’ve never called me Deathstroke once in your life.

Robin: I can’t believe it. you put SLADE on your fucking taxes. your name. is SLADE. you signed your homework. as SLADE.

Deathstroke: if it makes you feel any better I definitely don’t pay taxes

Robin: your mom probably wrote SLADE inside your underwear

Deathstroke: can I get you some water or something

Robin: you went to the zoo and looked for SLADE on the tacky gift shop merchandise

Deathstroke: if you’re done I’d like to get back to murdering you

Robin: WHO NAMES A BABY SLADE

[glumshoe]

Starfire: Friend Robin, what has made you so angry?

Robin: SLADE!

Raven: well there’s a surprise

Robin: that’s his NAME. his fucking NAME. 

Cyborg: wait. you mean like. his NAME name? 

Robin: YES. Slade’s name. is SLADE.

Beast Boy: dude

Robin: it’s just SICK

[glumshoe]

Cyborg: hey Rob have you ever considered uh. googling him

Robin: what?

Cyborg: or looking him up in the white pages

Robin: who?

Cyborg: Mr. Wilson

Robin: who the fuck is Mr. Wils–oh my god

Cyborg: yeah

Robin: oh my GOD. like the–

Cyborg: like the soccer ball from Castaway

Robin: SLADE WILSON????????

Cyborg: THAT’S WHAT I’M SAYING!!!

Robin: ‘Mr. Wilson’ sounds like the name of a divorced middle-aged father of three

Cyborg: Wilson! WILSONNNNN!

Robin: WILSON!!!!

[glumshoe]

sorry

[glumshoe]

this was an amazing episode I can’t believe they had to take it off the air due to all the F bombs

[glumshoe]

LAST ONE I PROMISE

[awfulsquad]

its saturday rb saturday shorts [yt]

[dicktouching]

is this Polygon Castlevania monsterfucker Zelda canon timeline read-every-book-in-Skyrim guy?

[awfulsquad]

yeah

[noisystudentbird-54ns]

You can reblog Saturday shorts every day of the week if you’re gay enough

[josephmshea]

They're Jorts.

[dailyanimeoped]

Opening 1 - Soul Eater

[josephmshea]

The person I’m reblogging this from is the only reason I ever watched this anime and I absolutely loved it

[lobisoma-deactivated20210910]

hey…

…got any grapes?

[crystalgemme]

Apparently Nickelodeon wants to build an attraction in Palawan, Philippines . 

This might seem fun for some people, but for us it’s not. 

You see, Palawan is known for its non-commercialized islands and untouched beaches. There are only a few resorts in there, and the government limits tourism population there. Here are some pictures of our beautiful islands:

Nickelodeon, however, wants to capitalize the island of Coron, Palawan. They’re going to build a resort and theme park there. They claim that they want to “spread environmental awareness” but they’re really not. Building this resort will disrupt the marine ecosystem; thus destroying the environment there. Also, Palawan is our last ecological frontier in the Philippines. If they’re going to continue to do this, more and more big companies will cash-in to commercialize Palawan- and I really do not want that to happen.

I know petitions won’t do much, but at least we can prove a point that Palawan should not be disrupted. Please sign this petition, so that it will not only show that us Filipinxs don’t want this, but people from different countries as well. Please spread it around as well, so that people from different countries can be aware of what Nickelodeon is doing.

Ang aming kalikasan ay hindi dapat sirain. Maraming salamat po.

[cappucinotarts]

Gotta spread this myself. I’m Filipina and the conservation of home is incredibly important to me. Pollution is already a huge issue throughout the country’s cities. Many islands including Palawan are home to not just beautiful nature but some of the last of our untouched, uncolonized heritage.

[buddhabrot]

wtf

[fuyusarah]

NO. PLEASE NO. I LEGIT CRIED WHEN I READ THE NEWS ARTICLE. The article is in a legit news network. It’s not fake. MY CHEST HURTS AND NOT IN A GOOD WAY. The developers say it won’t hurt the environment but artificial structures are artificial structures. PLEASE. PLEASE. NO.

I CAN ONLY HOPE THE PETITION IS GOING TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE. I SIGNED IT SO FAST.

EVEN IF YOU’RE NOT FILIPINO, PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST. PLEASE.

[helpimstuckinafandom25]

This is a horrible idea

[here4daships-blog]

We already lost Boracay to commercialism, please not this too. I want to keep my home safe and beautiful.

[josephmshea]

Or you know, you could research a little. Things been abandoned for over a year

[a1-b2c3-deactivated20230114]

why are star wars planets more boring than earth and our solar system like sure we’ve seen desert, snow, diff types of forest, beach, lava, rain, but like… 

rainbow mountains (peru)

red soil (canada/PEI)

rings (saturn’s if they were on earth) 

bioluminescent waves

northern lights (canada)

salt flats (bolivia, where they filmed crait but did NOTHING COOL WITH IT except red dust?? like??? come ON)

and cool fauna like the touch me not or like, you know, the venus flytrap.. and don’t get me started on BUGS like… we have bugs cooler than sw aliens

BASICALLY like???? come on star wars you had one (1) job where are the cool alien species

[wearethesparkk]

I KNOW!! I did a report on filming locations in Star Wars last year and just made a list of places that looked so surreal they could make a convincing other planet. You covered some on my list but if I could just add a couple more:

Tsingy di Bemaraha, Madagascar

Zhangye Danxia, China (similar to the Rainbow Mountains in terms of appearance)

Chocolate Hills, Philippines

Giant’s Causeway, Northern Ireland

So many missed opportunities with cool ass things on Earth, Lucasfilms smh…

[memcjo]

Earth is effing amazing!

[isnerdy-deactivated20190101]

Quebrada de Humahuaca, Argentina

Lake Retba, Senegal

Tepui, Venezuela

Tianzi Mountains, China

[bunjywunjy]

these would make amazing Star Wars planets OR fantasy material:

Tsingy du Bemaraha, Madagascar again (but a different part)

(those are razor-sharp, if you were wondering. very little of this area has been explored because YIKES)

Lake Natron, Tanzania

(looks cool, but is alkaline enough to Kill Your Shit)

Lake Baikal, Russia

(the deepest lake in the world, seriously)

and I’ll wrap it up with Son Doong Cave, Vietnam, the largest cave in the entire world.

it puts anything Dagobah has to offer to absolute shame:

(seriously, the largest chamber is 660 feet high. you could jam a fucking skyscraper in there and still lose it) 

anyway I really like caves thanks for coming to my ted talk

[nightbringer24]

These a brilliant ideas for 40k settings.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[aubs-of-steel-deactivated201708]

fun fact: The last supper would have been more like this, according to tradition:

[evangeline-elena-deactivated201]

so casual i love it

[thedevoteddemon]

a sleepover with jc and the boys

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

Paul: Judas truth or dare??

Judas: dare

Paul: okay lmao I dare u to kiss JC

[ghoulfr13nd]

Jesus: ok your turn peter truth or dare

Peter: truth

Jesus: would you ever betray me peter

[beivfac]

Everyone post ur favorite alphonse elric i’ll start:

Alphonse, 1 year old

[glazedasterism]

Fuck yeah!

[avarictual-archive]

marilyn elric 👀

[ponyosea-archive]

Beach boy

[criis55]

Yeah, but look at this boy… His face… I can’t…

[endorphinmachine]

something about this boy radiates an intense positive energy

[xingmetal-remade]

i hope its okay i have many favorite als

[electrictype]

BRO……

[catgirlalchemist]

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

Guys I finally found it

the best post on tumblr

[kazoo-goddess]

Visit Original Link

I Guess It Rains Down In Africa 

[english-history-trip]

Macbeth:

[skull-bearer]

[eveninglottie]

I legitimately just laughed for five minutes straight. Tears are leaking from mine eyes. My stomach is burning. I actually cannot stop. 

[enchanted-phoenix-deactivated20]

Oh my gawd, I laughed so hard my face hurts.

[nthsonata]

@cedrwydden

[animebw]

One of the best things about Brotherhood? Every character is smart as hell. No one ever makes a dumb, easily avoidable mistake. Roy doesn’t fly off the handle and kill Maria when he suspects she might have killed Hughes; he looks into the matter to make sure, and then arranges an escape route for her when it becomes clear she’s framed. And he’s got such a tight-knit system set up with his subordinates that they’re able to easily relay important information back and forth without the enemy factions in the military catching on. The whole series is an ever-escalating battle of wits between the heroes and villains, everyone operating at the top of their game to out-plan and out-maneuver their equally skilled opponent. You never know if a plan is going to work, or if the opposing side has a countermeasure in place. It helps keeps the story barreling forward at a refreshing pace while keeping the tension high with every battle; you never know who’s gonna come out on top.

[catgluue]

Idk I still can’t get over the time Roy “Cunning Plans” Mustang strolled into central headquarters and started cracking jokes about how the Fuhrer was a homunculus

[saltyyclover]

Credit:@ fucksyacreams ig

[blackholesandrevolations]

The holly day

[kaedien]

americans think ABSOLUTELY NOTHIN of driving 7 hours. they’ll drive 7 hours just for dinner. they’ll drive 7 hours just for chips and dip

[verssupremacy]

My friend in the UK told me that they only see their father like 2-3 times a year because they live so far away. When I asked how far do they live, they said that it’s a 45 minute drive……. my commute to work, five days a week is an hour.

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

Okay, so I have a friend from schul who is an American married to a Brit, and when she and her husband moved to Oxford, her parents came out from the US to help them get settled in their new place. 

So one day her mother goes to a shop to buy them a housewarming gift, and she starts chatting to the woman ringing her up at the till about how her daughter just moved to the UK and that she’s going to miss her so much, and the woman goes “Oh, I know exactly how you feel. When my daughter got married and moved away, I cried for days and days.” So my friend’s mother says: “Oh dear, where did she move to?” to which the woman replies: “London.” 

And my friend’s mum is just like “That…that’s a 50 minute train ride from here???????” 

[benpaddon]

There’s an old saying about how the British think 100 miles is a long distance, but Americans think 100 miles is a long time.

There’s also the fact that a gallon of gas costs, on average, $6.57 in the UK, compared to the US average of $3. I suspect that factors into thinks somewhat.

[annarcana]

I read a study once that said that one of the main reasons there are so many distinct and persistent dialects of British English is that largely, Britons just never move. 

Basically, if you’re born in a place, you either live there until you die, or you move to London. Unless you were born in London, and get rich, and then you might move somewhere in the countryside, but even then you’ll still probably commute there. There’s almost no cross country migration otherwise, which is why the regions remain so distinct. 

[chiribomb-deactivated20220820]

I’m sorry gas is how much

[real-retail-stories]

I used to be a fan of “screwing with customers in a way that irritates them but isn’t really going over the top” lines when they said dumb shit.

My favorite was after getting the dumb “Is it free then hahaha” line after something wouldn’t scan, I would say “It is, but that joke adds a $45 surcharge to your total” in a deadpan manner, and that would usually shut them up.

[sodapoplio]

[kai-wildfang]

Can someone from the Pokemon fandom explain this, I don’t understand nurse Joy’s reaction.

[coolsville-ghetto]

Ho-oh is basically a minor deity, so nurse joy pretty much just heard this ten year old say “i threw a rat at a god.”

[kaiserbeamz]

Visit Original Link

[angry-diarrhea]

[d-the-hedgehog]

i don’t even have to listen to the post i already know what the fuck goin on

[theweirdwideweb]

[powerburial]

straight culture

[powerburial]

this is the straight pride parade

[apparentlyeverything]

look I like to dunk on the straights as much as the next person but this picture so clearly embodies sibling culture that I have to assume everyone agreeing with these comments is an only child

[josephmshea]