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Based on a conversation I had (Has this been done before?)
dealing with people who are spacing out
DONāT: -hit them -yell at them -wave in their face in excess
DO: -say their name once or twice -tap them gently and if they donāt respond, -wait patiently for them to snap back into reality
this still applies yo
As someone who disassociates quite a lot, this is useful information
The longer it takes for this to come across your dash the funnier it is
Which will fade first? Memories of the Area 51 "raid", or memories of Internet Explorer?
Hey, weāre in line for some absurd temperatures here in the southwest this week. This is very important to know and keep in mind. Be safe, stay hydrated, stay out of the sun as much as you can.
For my fellow Europeans south of us who are currently suffering from extreme heat. Stay safe!
Iād also like to add this
Additional you can also put them on your palms, also, make sure to always use a light towel or kitchen paper and donāt put the ice bags directly onto your skin!
*thunder crackling*
THOU ART LISTENING TO
*fireball explosion*
102.3
*bubbling cauldron*
REAL WIZARDS FM
*shimmering mana crystal*
WHERE WE PLAYETH NOTHING BUT CHANTS, CHANTS, AND MORE CHANTS
*wololo*
THIS ART NOT THINE ELDER MATRIARCH'S STATION
*Imagine Dragons - Radioactive starts playing*
sorry this is so bad i just. needed
sometimes i feel like im climing up this incline again alone but thankully sisypus and the itsy bitsy spider and here with me
holy shit is that kate bush
Hey um??
Via ID in alt
licking you bee wanted your sweat. that second one was just a freak I think
Some bees collect fibres for their tiny nests! They are usually more polite about it though
"natural shedding is taking too fucking long get it together mammal" <- like that maybe. Bee has places to bee š
Anytime i see a bunch of pride flags i have to restrain myself from saying "where mexico" bc i doubt anyone will know I'm referencing this
picture i got at pride last week; here mexico
This is very dumb but hey
kink: deleting someoneās pointless comment by reblogging the post from the same person they did
I mean, thatās censorship but okay.
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why does oscar wilde take 150 pages to write something he could literally say in a paragraph
compelling argument
what does this say about victor hugo
no he was just french
R.R Tolkien?
autistic infodumping
Put this together and I dread to think how long a novel by an autistic gay Frenchman would be. :p
I always forget there are maga people on tumblr, this doesnāt feel like a website youād find them on, so to keep them away:
Reblog if your blog is a maga free zone because if it wasnāt clear enough fuck ice, fuck maga, fuck Trump, Fuck Rowling, and fuck all the other bigots I missed
In case anyone missed it
love how much of Aragornās initial interactions with the hobbits is just telling them not to say things
aragorn: could you stop casually invoking the dread name of the ancient and terrible evil that even now follows at our very heels for FIVE MINUTES
aragorn: hey I gotta take a breather can you take over the hobbit duties for a bit
gandalf: no worries got you covered
Aragornās given up
elrond: hey you canāt say that here
gandalf: you canāt tell me what to say, do I look like a hobbit to you
The film repositions this for comedy, but in Return of the King, thereās this scene:
Gandalf, outside the door: oh hang on, just a sec. for reasons I wonāt explain; this is about to get super geopolitical. Try not to spill too many beans in front of Denethor.
Pippin: Do I have that many of them?
Denethor: right, you ignorant child! Under my skilled interrogation I shall force you to spill the beans.
Pippin: I know three things about beans and will share them (under skilled interrogation, discourses for a full hour on beans, the preparation thereof, the cultivation thereof, and the Shireās various thoughts on beans in general)
Gandalf: (pretends to be annoyed) denethor if you wanted SENSIBLE discourse on geopolitical beans I am RIGHT HERE
Denethor, fascinated: no! I already know everything youāre about to say and Iām NOT accepting criticism at this time. And I genuinely have no idea what this guyās going to say next - do you have ANY idea how fun that is for me
Pippin: now the classic market share of baked beans inna tin belongs to Heinz, but I myself am a Branston man, because - referencing my previous statements - if you want beans, you do NOT need to faff about with a tin opener. The decision to retain the pop-top -
Gandalf: this is unbelievable. denethor, can we -
Denethor: BZT! ā let him cook
(Later)
Pippin: are you mad at me for talking about beans for an hour
Gandalf: it was, in a weird way, the best move on the chessboard, and so politically savvy that it furthered three of my agendas, and was also really funny to listen to. Denethor has the long sight; he is accustomed to reading the minds and hearts of men at a long distance, these long years. Actually, maybe this has jaded him as much as anything else. To meet a mind whose umwelt, whose very nature, he has not already fully plumbed is not just an act of political obfuscation on our part; for Denethor himself, could such fresh provocation burst his stagnant social bubble, and save him from being so terminally fucking online? Might we have uncovered the potential of a Theoden thematic parallel? Much to ponder. The only unfortunate bit was that you kept freezing up and looking guilty when Denethor asked you about containers
Pippin: you said not to spill any beans and I was worried heād trip me up
Gandalf: it is, as ever, like talking to a fucking genie with you people
this was the image i was trying to send btw
I respect your defense of bisexual woman and all but I just donāt want to put my mouth somewhere I know a dick has been
Yall out here acting like these girlsā pussies be haunted by the ghosts of penises past, this aināt a Dickmas Carol, be so fucking for real
"women are tainted by their previous sexual encounters" doesn't become less openly misogynistic just because it's said by a woman btw
they killed him for this
You should be able to say ādonāt touch meā to anyone ever in any context and not have it be considered in the realm of surprising or insulting imho if we ever needed to normalize something itās this