captain danny walker

Maybe I died, maybe I faked it.

[pizzacali]

My first theme! …even though it’s just a redux edit…

I introduce:

Josh Hartnett(s), Stripped Redux 2.0

LIVE PREVIEW || CODE

Credits

audio player from this tutorial by padyluppet

Redux theme by Jacob

About This Theme

DON’T REMOVE MY CREDIT OR CLAIM AS YOUR OWN

PLEASE LIKE OR REBLOG IF USING

customizable colors

4 custom links on the sidebar

sidebar image will resize to fit, just don’t use something really narrow

live preview background texture is here

from this base

that’s all, pretty simple theme

message me if you have any questions

[joshartnetts]

Stripped Redux Base

base code used to make this theme

[trxnscend]

No, I don’t wanna date you, your personality is ugly as fuck.

Upon Encountering a Douchebag, Valen LuYang

(via trxnscend)

[gorhamdoll-deactivated20121010]

Visit Original Link

[ageotropic-deactivated20131222]

youjustwaitandsee:

Okay… That’s it… I think I’m going to set this as my alarm on my phone so I can feel like I’m waking up in heaven on a daily basis.

[camiekahle-deactivated20190815]

There’s just something about children’s choirs.

[tan-the-man-deactivated20170420]

There’s just something about this song

[joshartnetts]

Straight Boys: Why are all the hot girls lesbians?

Lesbians: Why are all the hot girls straight?

Straight Girls: Why are all the hot guys gay?

Gay Guys: Why are all the hot guys straight?

Bisexual People: WHY ARE ALL THE HOT PEOPLE TAKEN?

Pansexual People: everyone is hot what do I do

Asexual People: what

Sexually Confused People: Oh god

[phobias]

[pinataparty23-deactivated201404]

so that tub of ice cream you ate last night when you were drunk and crying about your ex was actually butter. i was going to tell you but you were just so upset

[arabaquarian-deactivated2016010]

[duplicatable]

when you see a fine booty in the street but you are with your parents

[mortydazzlers-deactivated201503]

take a look at this snout

[privaterockcollection-deactivat]

you replogged this so many times and i never watched and. watch this video

[silly-luv]

♡ find your best posts on my blog ♡

[trxnscend]

ღ i’m so thirsty you should follow me ღ

[addelburgh]

[amoying]

hello this is for u

[saguaroslut]

This picture made my heart so happy

[pussydeity-deactivated20151212]

my rock hard abs are under this thin layer of fat and hatred 

[librajooheon]

like no, your ass aint special ok, goddamn snowflakes

literally the best thing ever said in conversation, thanks to Nat. (aka fierycalum)

[imagineyourloveinterest-deactiv]

imagine fierycalum being your love interest

[trxnscend]

little shit, I will end you

[ribbonroad]

cute boys? cute boys???? cute boys???/???? cute boys!?!?!?!?!?! cute boys!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!? cute boys!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????!!!! cute boys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[marriedtothemosh]