soupe du soir

new and improved formula, essential vitamins and minerals, now available in extra chunky. (really just the rantings and boredom of a sleep-derived, Internet-addicted, musically gifted and spiritually complex harvard 16er.) enjoy hot! youtube.com/joshuahsoup

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via serena_jillian)

[unclefather]

bug: hey. Why do they call you daddy longlegs?

daddy longlegs: well, just look at em!

[unclefather]

yeehaw

[lightbluepika2]

but what about the daddy part 

[unclefather]

He has kids

[davidburne-deactivated20180824]

me: watching cooking shows for 9 hours

chef: im adding some beetroo—

my last brain cell in a flash before it withers away and i die:

[bob-belcher]

Best thing I’ve heard all day

[dramaticbackstory]

“Like 2003 Evanescence?” She knew EXACTLY what to do.

[weloveshortvideos]

[50shadesofyodaddysdick]

I’m happy for her

[wet-farts-smell-the-same]

[leatherwingsinc-deactivated2015]

[caluummhood-deactivated20140506]

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

[jamesjoeboyleeeee-deactivated20]

the first post ever on tumblr

[powerpuffsposts-deactivated2025]

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

[kpopdotexe-blog]

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

[teenyweenynotepad]

reblog this because it shows up every blue moon

[flamboynt-deactivated20151220]

I FOUND IT ✊

[addcolortomysky]

I WAS SO SCARED IT WOULDNT BE THE ORIGINAL

[blairisbae]

Who first posted this?

[ratbastarddotfuck]

I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO END WITH A MEME OR SOME SHIT NO IT’S THE REAL ONE OH MY GOD

[amberdamnn]

Wishing I’ll do well on my finals ✨

[kny111]

Black Beekeepers Are Transforming Detroit’s Vacant Lots Into Bee Farms

"Work hard, stay bumble" is their nonprofit motto.

A pair of Detroit natives have decided to combat neighborhood blight in a pretty sweet way — by transforming abandoned vacant lots in their city into honeybee farms.

Detroit Hives, a nonprofit organization founded by Timothy Paule and Nicole Lindsey in 2017, purchases vacant properties and remodels them into fully functioning bee farms.

“These properties are left abandoned and serve as a dumping ground in most cases,”. “The area can be a breeding ground for environmental hazards, which creates a stigma around the city.”

[vanillascentedthot]

[candiikismet]

MY LEG! 😂😂😂😂😂

[elcomfortador]

For the “Marcia Brady talks weird” file, the bizarre way she pronounces the word “werewolf.”

[werewolf-himbo]

[adulthoodisokay]

this is fucking incredible

[negeari]

Nicki Minaj channels legendary singer Sade for NY Times style ’T’ Magazine THE GREATS Issue.

[joshuahsoup]

I knew this felt familiar

[raychillster]

i hope you always have enough money to pay your rent on time, to buy your favorite groceries, and to invest in your art.

[lady-billi-deactivated20180104]

I receive that blessing & send it to everyone that follows me

[misguided-ghost21-deactivated20]

And So It Is.

[swampstress]

and so it is.

[patchworkheart-deactivated20200]

And so it is.

[surprisingly-ok]

And so it is.

[pigmentmagazine]

paule ouedraogo by harem graphia

[ruinedchildhood]

[samandriel]

my rooster doesn’t crow when the sun rises, he crows when he hears humans wake up, like you can literally just roll over in bed and he’s like “hoLY SHIT THAT’S A PEOPLE THE HUMAN ISAWAKE AHHH AHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

[samandriel]

the same rooster - god guys he’s so cute - he always lets hens eat treats first and won’t have any treats until they’ve had as much as they want, unless it’s a blueberry. shit, blueberries are like serious fucking business for Pharaoh. he’s a gentleman until the damn blueberries come out and then he don’t play no fuckin games

[samandriel]

in case you were wondering this is him

[samandriel]

It’s been almost a year since I made this post so I guess I should update you guys on Pharaoh!

He’s still a sweetie but with more attitude and will fuck up your shit if he’s grumpy or if you’re wearing shoes with shoelaces. He doesn’t like that. He watches Netflix with me a lot and cries anytime theres explosions or gunshots in a show. He has so many chicken lady friends who he adores and he has fathered 4 chicks. I tried to train him to walk on a leash but he protested by laying down and refusing to move, so we gave that up after a while. He likes to guard me from cars and squirrels, and even plastic bags (which are his worst fear)

[jjtaylor]

Quality rooster

[joshuahsoup]

very good boy

[ylwkirby-moved]

What’s it like being 21 and older

[dream-cassette]

[tavarism-deactivated20211210]

Trying to do ANYTHING while your parents are sleeping.

[letitbumptho]

💀

[homieloversaint]

First off that tip toe killed me