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kirisy

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I felt now was a good time for the memes-of-the-year recap:

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i wish i lived in england!! then i’d have a cute english boyfr-

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seriously this is what they look like

mattsunsthighs

wtf why do they all look like theyre stuck in their eminem phase

turnipchamber

seatlejuice

Here’s a hot take I’m edgy thot and depressed bastard

whitepeopletwitter

silent-calling

You teach them responsibility by entrusting them with these devices.

You teach them teamwork by taking them away at night and storing them in your room.

tetigistuss

My dad kept the computer locked and monitored (and only used when under direct supervision), an intolerable situation to which my little brother and I reacted with gusto. We set up a camera to get the password, coded password guessers, bootcamped a Mac to allow us to use an entirely different system, and figured out various ways to avoid logging internet activity, logins, and even the hidden camera my dad set up. He would discover our new hack and put even more restrictions (he is very computer literate), and we would crack it again. We learned computer security just because my dad didn’t want us to.

I breezed through AP comp sci into a tech field. Ironically, I was introduced to porn because I was looking for another bypass and stumbled into a BDSM site so I can also blame my dad for me being a freaky ho.

thegreenpea

Out of all the responses to this post. Yours was my favourite. I cried laughing when I saw the last paragraph

catchymemes

aaronexplainsitall

Your dick will literally fall off. Like I don’t know what you’re hoping for. But if you jack off three hundred and seventeen thousand, eight hundred and eleven times in a day. Your dick will literally be reduced to a bloody stump.

purple-beard

That’s quitter talk

pro-gay

*sends this to all my extended family*

catchymemes

chivalrouswooly

Omfg lol

icameas-roman

ALGDLSHLDGSLMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO

darkandsalty

If you’re black don’t do this

westafricanbaby

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

goldnpoc

See this is what you call GOOD PRANKS. Youtubers needa learn.

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xlec

this vine is one year old but everything about this is art. the camera rotates a full 180 degrees around a point. the child in the background misses an easy basketball shot then gets hit in the face in the face with a basketball. the fact that this kids name is semi. the fucking beat is three notes and semi kills that shit with one of the hottest bars dropped in this decade. ‘money add then multiply’ means that semi knows his fuckin shit but he doesnt know how to say mathematics. put this fucking vine on a cd so it can be looped by aliens 3000 years in the future

wangdude2006

you missed the kid’s genius - he can spell mathematics, he goes an extra step, it’s (M)oney (A)dd (Th)en (M)ultiply, I call that MATHM-Mathematics

xlec

this post never dies and you know what? i hope it never does. long live Semi the King.

sailorbrazil

feeling myself

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reblog if you’re not afraid to have a picture of jesus on your dash

jamesspadersnortingspafflines

what if you went to heaven but jesus says, why didnt you reblog me when i was feeling myself

mrtooslow

stillhereunfortunately

imagine being an employer doing a job interview and its gone really positively and youre pretty intent on hiring them so you go to shake their hand at the end and you see this

xeppeli

OH NO!!!! IT’S THE TATTLETALE STRANGLER!!!

regularlesbian

the tattoo is only for geese do not worry

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shadowspirit90

Can we talk about how Ash’s chikorita’s first thought when released from it’s pokeball was to immediately turn around, rub against his leg, and look up at him as if to say “I love you so much. Hi there!”

Then Ash points at the opponent’s girafarig and immediately goes to face the foe. Yes, Ash looks a little annoyed, but he just points, doesn’t yell, just points.

This is why I love Pokémon so much. They aren’t just for battling, they are friends, companions. They love their trainers, at least those trainers that treat their Pokémon well. I would love to love in that world, where you make all these friends who will fight for you, knowing that they make you proud and safe.

schakira

so are we not going to talk about girafarig’s other head just weirdly turning its head towards you and showing off its teeth, signaling it absolutely wants to kill you?