~ Random Thoughts ~

"I am a human being; nothing human can be alien to me" -Maya Angelou

[serigaito]

[jaclynnicolee]

[psy-faerie]

[fatgirlopinions]

Absolutely me

[poshs]

[umdtridelta]

[sororitysugar-deactivated201908]

words to live by 🌮 

[sabrinacaps]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[pokemonphdalison]

For some reason it never occurred to me that the nose would be good at smelling. Like I always just thought it was adorable. Wow. Imagine Weedle drug sniffing dogs in tiny police vests.

[pokecology]

police weedles gonna find your weed.

[gummifrogart]

[poiplefunguy]

weedles are gonna leave you weedless

[bidoof]

the best thing about dogs is you can act like something really good just happened and they’ll instantly start celebrating too and they have no idea what the context is they’re just always ready to party no matter what

[inspirationfeed]

:) http://ift.tt/1Nmt7qz

[dimmadamn-blog]

I am the sea and nobody owns me.

Pippi Longstocking (1997)

[joshuawhiteboyjohnson]

working in the drive-thru

me: and would you like a hot wheels or barbie toy with that, ma'am?

woman: uh... it's for a boy.

me: okay congratulations

me: do you want a hot wheels or barbie toy

woman: i want a boy toy please

me: haha dont we all

woman:

me:

me: so do you want a hot wheels or barbie toy you have to choose

[miraguey-deactivated20160812]

If Beyonce was a superhero, who would she be

[leekx]

Beyonce

[wondersmith-and-sons]

tumblr’s new update is fully functional. there is no war in ba sing se

[aquiraxuno]

[bunnyfood]

GET OFF THE COUNTER

[lehrastar-deactivated20250708]

I ain’t tellin him, YOU tell him

[discowitchparty]

*holds spray bottle in a very shaky hand*

[joshuawhiteboyjohnson]

A Song

The cry of the Ocean roared in my ears.

HELP!                                                                                                               HELP!!

HELP!!! The waves echoed as they crashed to the shore.

Short and ragged...                                                                                                 A song of death

The cry of the Ocean reached out to my soul.

COME!                                                                                                                         COME!!

COME!!! It’s pain enveloped me and drew out the sadness in my heart.     

Short and ragged...                                                                                                 A song of tears

The cry of the Ocean locked me in its embrace.

MINE!                                                                                                                           MINE!!

MINE!!! It’s hold was too strong. I let go. I was not meant to be.

Short and ragged...                                                                                                 A song of life.

J. D. Johnson

[joshuawhiteboyjohnson]

The Wallflower’s Water

She was a pool of water.                                                                                         Calm, clear, tranquil, and inviting

People played and splashed on her shores’,                                                     and she welcomed them with open arms.

Most were oblivious to the perilous                                                                             depths below their feet and those who                                                                       dared to dive down were lost to the                                                                       wonders held below.

- J.