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they/them

[pissed-whizard]

my blog is a gateway drug to cooler and better blogs (my mutuals)

[snailkites]

2007 eBird gem

[chirp-featherfowl]

if infinite monkeys on typewriters will eventually write shakespeare then surely 100 million americans with pistols will eventually successfully assassinate the us president

[coeurdeverre82]

[softservewidow]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

HUGE fan of trees growing in places they should not reasonably be able to

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

upside down 

sideways

out of a rock

upside down in a freakin LAKE 

 out of an Indiana courthouse

out of ANOTHER

GODDAMN

TREE

none of that is a reasonable expectation!!!

[flygutzz]

i like trees

[jerryterry]

[toothybj]

Dam him up!

[thickness-protection-program]

Dang rip America

[karlyboyyy]

[so-much-for-subtlety]

some kind of amphibious two-stroke engine

[chongoblog]

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

[chongoblog]

[lichenous-loser]

[id: a photo of a hairless dumbo rat standing on a carpeted floor in front of a toy rainbow xylophone. The text under the photo says “Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006” \end id]

[stormclouds-chainmail]

[Plain text: Its April 13 you know what that means

Fetch me Neil. End plain text]

[b0nkcreat]

these fucking comments i got mystomach hurts oh my god help me

[leitharstjarna]

[so-much-for-subtlety]

machine uses image recognition to detect lice on fish and then uses laser to blast the parasites.

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[katjohnadams]

Walking down 4th Street and a UFO pops up, zaps away your joint pain, you can't explain to anyone and just have to keep living your life

[kashe86]

Dear hyper-advanced extraterrestrial life… please?

[ruinedchildhood]

Tigers with a frozen milk brick on a hot day

[dragondriana]

needless to say they are hopelessly dependent on the ingot

[indigosfindings]

i really like this thing where websites will have separate "log in" & "sign up" buttons and if you click "log in" it takes you to a sign-up screen anyway so you have to click "i already have an account" and then it will ask if you want to sign in with your facebook account or with instagram or linkedin or deviantart or whatever, and if you choose "username & password" it asks if you want to put in your username or use your thumbprint, and once you put your username & password it emails you a confirmation code, and once you put in the code it says "do you want to give us your phone number for future sign-ins? do you want to sign up for facial recognition? do you want to give us your bones? give us your fucking bones?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

A Curated List Of My Favorite Skeletons (and Skulls!)

We shall start, of course, with the obvious: Stringray!

Followed neatly by pufferfish!

gila monster skull (shh they are sleeping)

moving on to flamingos bc they have so little to work with but they stretch it so far

veiled chameleon skull (plus art by Elena Barbieri so you comprehend the importance of the sclerotic ring bone!) (bc some eyes have bones! some eyes have bones and that is so so valid)

love us a good old-fashioned mole

the tucan, always a fun classic

in conclusion, a few dainty gibbon skeletons to calm you soul, bc why the heck not <3

(yes the last one is a real vintage postcard sold in real Natural History Museum gift shops, before for some reason they reconsidered this marketing decision)

[interestingmistakes]

Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

[martyrbat]

[ID: art of the progress rainbow flag. The white, light pink and blue, brown, and black arrow stripes (which represents trans people, marginalized queer people of color, people with HIV/AIDS, and members of the community that have been lost) is replaced by the Tumblr disclaimer, “This content has been removed for violating Tumblr's Community Guidelines.” END ID]