andreil brainrot

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[jostenthusiast]

here it is folks: which chaotic neil josten quote are you?

[feluart]

soft mornings 🌅

[citrusmewtwist]

for @rederiss

[doesephs]

HES NOT EVEN MOVING

[pordwede]

the lipstick stains in her cigarette smoke

[swarenar]

"he asked for NO PICKLES"

[jhsjykwpdw]

jeremy’s boyfriend privileges are gonna know no bounds. to the point where everyone’s gonna be envious. like jean’s gonna eviserate the rest of the team on court but no notes for jeremy, he’s doing perfect. the only person jean posts on social media. the only one jean will willingly call for hours and text everyday. jeremy has a monopoly on all of jean’s kisses and hugs and cuddles and touches. when jean’s cooking, he’ll make sure to not add anything that jeremy doesn’t like to eat. jeremy can wear his clothes and use his locker and drink from his water bottle. jeremy’s spot in every room is jean’s lap. jean will walk jeremy to class and wait for him until he’s done. jeremy can kiss his knuckles and his forehead and his palm and his fingers and his eyelids with no repercussions. jeremy can fall asleep on his shoulder on the bus or with his head in his lap on the sofa and jean will just lightly run his hands thru his hair. jeremy will ask for something and jean will say yes, no questions asked. jeremy says please lets take a break from practice and exy and go to the beach and jean is like. ok. get in the car lets go. someone else suggests the beach and jean is like if you spent half as much time on the court as you did on the beach then maybe you’d be better at exy. the passenger seat of his motorcycle is reserved for jeremy and jeremy only. jeremy can tug at his pinky or brush his hair away from his face or put a hand at the small of his back and jean will lean into the touch. anyone else who tries any of these things is given a glare and an expertly worded, extra descriptive insult. he’s soft with jeremy in a way he isn’t with other people and they’ll finally see how tender and gentle jean moreau is with the things he loves.

(and honourable mention to catlaila bc they 10000% have bestie privileges)

[denizenhardwick]

neil's sexuality is so interesting and complex, i love it so so so much. he doesn't swing. he has trauma from his mom trying to beat all interest in women out of him. he experiences a degree of attraction to women but doesn't feel anything kissing them. he jerks off sometimes and basically sees it as system maintenance. it never would have occurred to him to be attracted to andrew if andrew didn't bluntly say he'd blow him and then later kiss him. he doesn't think to initiate anything sexual, it just doesn't occur to him to do so, andrew has to cue him in and then he'll drop everything to make out. he still doesn't swing, it's just andrew.

[chaoticgremelin]

I will absolutely never get over Andrew "monster" Minyard asking Renee to tell Neil he is gay and single, but ONLY if Neil asks

Just like a fucking middle schooler

Andrew acts like a bad boy but he will never scape the gay disaster allegations

And I think about it at least three times a day.

[the-inner-musings-of-a-worm]

everyone has different opinions on whether or not neil and andrew get married. i personally think they do, but not for the medical reasons that i see a lot. i see people saying that they’d get married so andrew has access to neil when he’s injured, but there’s paperwork that could do that without them being married.

i propose a funnier solution. neil isn’t a citizen of the united states. his mother was visiting in the uk when she was pregnant and he was born early, and when she took him back to the us they never bothered correcting the paperwork or anything. fast forward to after baltimore and the fbi have done some digging, only to find out that neil “pain in the ass” josten is actually an illegal immigrant. needless to say, they gleefully hold this over his head, maybe as a way to make him more compliant with testimonies. neil, however, being the little shit that he is, proposes a green card marriage to andrew. andrew agrees to it without a second thought .

that’s how, to the shock and horror of everyone else, andreil ends up being the first married in their early 20s

[nyacromancey]

this is a book series that will have you rocking back and forth and ripping your hair out and bashing your skull into a wall but then you have to look someone directly in the eyes and say yeah it’s about a fake sport with fake drugs and also the yakuza is involved

[xhoneyghost]

the press going insane after andreil coming out because they finally after years!!! understand what neil means by "i swing towards the goal" that he says when a reporter asks about his sexuality

[aplacemadeforleaving]

anyway, kevin always wearing one of those little gold necklaces with a ‘k’ charm on it because it used to be kayleigh’s

[joejhang]

i think we as a fandom genuinely forget how kevin and andrew are literally like best friends. like andrew went with kevin to california. at the start of tfc everyone describes them as literally joined at the hip. if andreil ever got married KEVIN WOULD LITERALLY BE ANDREW'S BEST MAN. kevin will call andrew in the future when they're all graduated because he knows andrew will pick up. they had a single carry-on between them in tgr. they probably stayed in the same hotel room. they fight like an old married couple throughout the og trilogy constantly. kevin knows how to rile andrew up and to calm him down. nora can pry kandrew (romantic and platonic) from my cold dead fucking hands.

[polartss]

One of many third book makeouts 🫡

[link-links]

rip kevin day you would’ve loved telling people to lock tf in

[korakos]

>>> the perfect court the foxhole court the raven king the king's men the sunshine court the golden raven the broken cage >>> the queen's game