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i keep seeing this cut off but the preceding “yessiree” is vital to it imo

taking off my sculpted bronze muscle cuirass to reveal that I actually have massive tits *LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER* huge tits *LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER* an average bust *LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER* modest breasts *LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER* small breasts *LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER* permanent microscopic three-monthers *ding*

icaseybaybee

lronage-deactivated20250901

Museum of witchcraft 74

danceundersparklinglights

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out

#puts pointer fingers on temples #you must accept that the mind of another person is a black box #you must stop worrying what other people think of you #you must worry about what you think of other people #ohmmmmmm #ohhhhhhmmmmmmmm

justineportraits

Fernand Khnopff The Spider Woman ca. 1901

cardassian-artistry

emotargaryen

one of the tweets of all time to me

weltenwellen

Louise Glück, from “Parodos”, Poems 1962-2012

topherchris

powerburial

Where I come from, we don’t worry about these fruity-tuity California style buds. Okay? I’m from Scranton. What i’m smoking is dirt. So lets get that straight jack. Pure brick. Ass. Okay? America- Americans are wanting to smoke that dirt, okay? You go up to someone and say, hey, I’m gonna give you a big bag of this heady bud, but I’m taking your stash of mids, they’re gonna say C’mon man! get out of here! *audience cheers* that’s right. that’s right. Get the hell out of here! We like stems! We like seeds! Where I come from.

thottielamottie

this post is scripture to me like this is a seminal text. to me

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swissarmymanbf

good music should beat the shit out of you

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gokusclit

What kind of battles r u guys fighting im so fucking scared rn thank god im a lesbian like actually thank jesus

#this but in like a hot kinky sex way #if a man ever asked me to lick his dirty foot off cuff #he would be found dead in a ditch #with his head 3 states away

carolsturka

you have to be in a certain specific mood to listen to classic rock because sometimes a guy is playing his guitar and you're just like shut the fuck up man

power-chords

This Dan Piraro comic always makes me cry.

bgm05

the reason usa birth rates going down is because we have a whole generation of women whose sexual awakening was Sans undertale and none of the men want to wear jorts and drink ketchup and go Er er er

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