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would you survive on a “deserted” island

ppl on this quiz keep being like “i died?! whaaa?!” like bro have you tried being less prone to dying? shut up and go do lunges or something

#survive but lose myself in every way possible l……..#😨#text

adhdtho

your 20s are about fucking up your hair and getting long overdue medical diagnoses actually

About an hour ago, I was in Walmart looking for my conditioner because today is wash day for my hair. As I’m looking for my product, this older white lady approaches me and she says, “Excuse me, miss. Please don’t be offended by this.” And usually when white people tell me not to be offended, 9 times out of 10, whatever they are about to say is going to be offensive af.

Anyway, she follows it up with, “My husband and I just recently won our custody battle with our foster daughter and she means the world to us. She’s a beautiful African American girl and her hair looks a lot like yours. But I’m afraid because I don’t know what to do with her hair. It’s a lot different from mines and our other children and we are at a total loss. I’ve tried looking up the YouTube videos and my husband went to the braiding shops so they can teach him how to properly braid her hair, but he’s still pretty new and it will be a while before he gets used to it. Do you have any tips you can give me? If you don’t have the time, it’s okay, really! I just needed a little advice because I want her to look beautiful.”

Y’all. swear I almost started crying on aisle 6. So for the last 30 minutes, I spent my time talking to her and what products to use and how to properly detangle and comb her hair with the proper tools and what not to do with natural hair. And I showed her a bunch of easier to follow natural hair tutorials on YouTube and saved them for her. (I also had to create a YouTube account for her so she could save it for later.) but omfg, she was so sweet, and I could tell that she listened to every single thing I had to say and she took little notes on her little notepad.

And what really filled my heart was the fact that her husband actually taking classes from African braiding shops. And she showed me a picture of him wearing a little sweater vest and loafers in a little shop surrounded by beautiful black women showing him how to braid black hair and even the lady he’s braiding on is guiding his hands. And omfg. Bless these old white people and their black daughter who I know have new loving parents because they are willing to step out of their comfort zone just to make her feel and look beautiful.

I really hope our paths cross again one day, Mrs Cicilia. 💖💕

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zagreus

if you c*nsor anything in a post you are l*gally required to put all of the omitted v*wels at the end as a footn*te

*eeoo

doctress

Okay th*n. *f you’r* sure about th*s.

Old Macd*nald had a farm.

*eieio

zagreus

i’m going to shatter you like glass

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thebutchriarchy-deactivated2019

Medusa with the Head of Perseus, Luciano Garbati, 2008

arbitraryimposition

I adore how she carries his head low, at her side, and not aloft in triumph. This is not a self-aggrandizing hero lauding her great deed. This is a woman who wanted to be left the fuck alone.

drunkenhills

Also look at her body. The double hips. The asymetrical boobs. She’s thin, but she’s realistic as hell. That’s a real woman.

And the look in her eyes. Damn.

marlene

I originally saw photos of Garbati’s Medusa a long time ago, but I specifically remember this post from earlier this year. Medusa was one of those pieces that really buried into my head and heart. Sounds silly, but just looking at it gives me strength.

Today I was lucky enough to see it in person. She’s incredible. And, something that the original pictures don’t show— she’s HUGE!

heroineimages

I love this even better now that we can see the baffled look on Perseus’s face.

#photo #fav

jurassicsunsets

If various minerals really did “absorb negative energies” or whatever then you’d expect geologists to be just like the calmest most focused people ever. and yet,

kyraneko

I was a geology major for like two years and this post made me collapse into helpless laughter.

I mean, for a certain value of focused … yeah.

(That value of focus is “have to start field trips by directing the student riding shotgun that they must grab the wheel whenever the van drives through a rock cut or canyon because the professor will be busy ogling the rock formation out the driver’s-side window” but it technically counts as “focused.”)

Calm?

These are people who throw things across their classroom when a volcano movie gets something wrong, and pour liquid nitrogen under the door to their colleagues’ offices as a prank.

They are not calm.

kyraneko

Theory: minerals do “absorb negative energies,” but then they gotta put it somewhere. and that somewhere is “geologists.”

#text #fav

powerfrogarchive-deactivated201

all fashion advice for short guys is aimed at making them look taller. what if i just want to look sluttier

writhe

hopefully this will help

#text #this is basically my wardrobe nowadays

ghouliebee-deactivated20210426

please put “yeeted the fuck off this mortal coil” on my tombstone

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shitty-car-mods-daily

That’ll work

#photo

crossroadswrite

telling a fic writer their characterization is good is the god tier of compliments, and the fastest way to find someone who will commit murder for you

mizjoely

No lie.

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queerlynx

Real Neko Atsume Cats

I know there’s already a similar post floating around, but I had already planned on making my own, and I had very specific breed headcanons! Also, this one includes the most recent cats :3

coffeefordage

Now THIS is the content I signed up for!

@crikadelic

a star

THIS POST HAS A GOOD ENERGY

you like crafting huh? mining and fucking crafting? is that what you like? mining at NIGHT you goddamn buffoon? what kind of shit are you pulling huh? feeling kinda brave you fucking asshole? go to bed you motherfucker

block-of-bulborb

#text #minecraft

peniswakt-deactivated20210717

apparently a Tetris battle royale came out, and in addition to that just being funny on its own, we’ve also got twitch streamers getting pwned by like, retirees who have been playing tetris for the last three and a half decades