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Some people can rotate a cube in their mind. I can rotate multiple cubes. In my stomach. I swallowed some dice

my evil superpower is that i am really, really good at the fine-tuning of emotional manipulation for ads which i only use for fb marketplace but if i had less of a moral compass i could make bank in advertisement

jessaerys

i didn't actually buy this i inherited it from my roommate who bought it and gave it to me to make some money off of. but that's not a good enough story. the facts are right but we need a more relatable framework, we need to be trendy, we need an adhd mention. adhd mention stocks are way up with brooklyn libs who would buy an espresso machine. clear, clean picture with a plant for the algorithm, which favors aesthetically pleasing pictures. if you get this espresso machine, your mornings will be green and bright. pets work too but use judiciously, you don't want to gross out non-animal people. then you hit them with the challenge that doubles as a disclaimer in case they are unhappy with their purchase: if you buy this espresso maker, you can be a sophisticated person who can handle a delicate machine, unlike me, who is not sophisticated, who is not a coffee connoisseur, like you are, reader. so now that i have lightly self-deprecated which has gotten you into an open, receptive mood, you go in for the kill: a call to action that's a little bit pathetic. sold in 2 days

#the midnight queue

hustlerose

pretty hate machine by nine inch nails. that's a great album, could be the "sound of the summer." why isn't anyone posting about this?

hustlerose

#the midnight queue

pointandshooter

photo: David Castenson

#the midnight queue

the catharsis of figuring something out is more powerful than an orgasm WHAT DO YOU MEANNNNNNN I KNOW HOW TO DO THIS AND I'M NOT INSANE WHAT

#delirious whims (original post)#lonnieposting #WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#<- I PROBABLY HAVEN'T EVEN FIGURED IT OUT BUT I'M GETTING IT AND I FEEL LIKE MY BRAIN IS EXPLODING

I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO BUILD A JAVASCRIPT FILE I DON'T NEED A JAVASCRIPT FILE FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

#delirious whims (original post)#lonnieposting #guy who is going insane voice: i'm completely normal

i'm banging my head into a wall again and again and again and again and again and again and

#delirious whims (original post)#lonnieposting #GRAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #I HATE JAVASCRIPT

IT WORKS BUT IT JUST LEAVES AN ERROR BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO COME ON

#delirious whims (original post)#lonnieposting #I'VE BEEN LOSING MY MIND JSUT FOR IT TO WORK . HELP

going to have to tactical nuke someone in the friend group. sad but it has to happen + sorry if any of you see me tactical nuke someone at my birthday party. this he/him transmasc genderfluid acearo lesbian is going beastmode on a bitch if they don't stay in line, even if there's people around (though i will try to keep it away from folks)

#delirious whims (original post)#aresposting #my soft and pliable heart doesn't like being mean but i need to be because this person is testing my LIMITS #messing with me is already a line tbh but it hasn't been enough to assert a boundary YET #but they're hitting on other people in the friend group too and making them uncomfortable so i will be ripping into them if needed.#i don't LIKE doing it and i haven't done it in forever but this is earned and i don't think anyone else in my group will assert themselves.#even the strongest one is upset but she isn't saying anything because she thinks she's being unreasonable. wrong. KILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#i will b their sword and shield and protect from the person who keeps hitting on us when we don't want it ...#FIVE TIMES. FIVE. they've hit on four different people in the group and not taken a hint once!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#i will be reverting to my ohio scarymode. for one singular moment. to get them if they do anything. and then i will be normal again #they'll be kicked out or told off or both depending on what happens. IF anything happens which it might not lol

monsterbutch

happy pride to fat dykes specifically

your-internet-bf

[forgetting I am mentally ill] why do I feel so Bad

valtsv

after we have sex i'm lying in your arms when i'm like "hey can i tell you something?" and you're like "sure" and you figure it's going to be a love confession or something like that, but then i grab your arms in a vice grip so tight my nails are digging into your skin and stare into your eyes with a haunted expression and say, with grave urgency and deadly seriousness, "i'm a bad person. i've done terrible things." then i go back to cuddling you like nothing ever happened

#reblogged once for me reblogging once for #fern #the midnight queue

valtsv

after we have sex i'm lying in your arms when i'm like "hey can i tell you something?" and you're like "sure" and you figure it's going to be a love confession or something like that, but then i grab your arms in a vice grip so tight my nails are digging into your skin and stare into your eyes with a haunted expression and say, with grave urgency and deadly seriousness, "i'm a bad person. i've done terrible things." then i go back to cuddling you like nothing ever happened

#the midnight queue

ceruleanheaven

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

ceruleanheaven

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

ceruleanheaven

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

speedlimit15

a tshirt that says I LIKE YOU AND I'M TRYING TO UNDERSTAND YOU

anxeious

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