starving scroller, thumb patroller

on my puter 💻 pfp by @yvotoro ! tags: #drownposting = talking about a messy fic of mine | #lonnieposting = general posts | #aresposting = probably venting | #thornposting = probably hornyposting or being just a girl | #cupidposting = waxing romantic or talking about writing | #senposting = the war/about personal things | #delirious whims (original post) = literally every og post i make

[greeniery]

[maelwife]

​Kinsey scale for whether you’re more cloth or wire

[tranthony]

youve been a bad *remembers youre plural* people

[tvrded]

Guy who’s not gonna make it voice: it’s gonna be so awesome when I finally get what I want

[cecut]

>nothingburger

>small potatoes

>?

>everythingbagel

[charl0ttan]

smoking the shit that turned the clock wise

[mlarayoukai-archive]

(Point and click protagonist voice) I would love to jerk my dick, but now's not the time for that

[toskarin]

[shaking your hand] hey you ever hear about the scorpion and the frog [not letting go] exciting friends and a good adventure

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

[Trent reznor voice](close as physically possible to the microphone) ssix little monkeys, jumping on the bed.. one fell down, and he bumped his head

[segamascott]

[pjackk]

NOBODY HELPS ME

[wistfulelfgirl-deactivated20231]

lesbian sex that looks like a big cartoon ball of dust with the occasional leg sticking out and i crawl out of it covered in lipstick kisses and get swiftly dragged back in

[blujaynoodles]

[vinceaddams]

It's nice that loud noises don't stick to clothes like smells do. That would be really bad if they did.

[rabbiteclair]

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

[heartattackinblackdye]

(guy who is probably liked voice) does anyone even like me

[jpegcompressor]

logged in . scrolled once. felt my hand tingle. the tingle is not going away. logging back out

[ilonano]

dont count your berries before they hatch