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[jraygonfly]

*Makes pasta*

*Checks fridge for pasta sauce*

*Sees that there is no pasta sauce*

*Opens fresh jar of pasta sauce* *Puts pasta sauce in the fridge*

*Finds another opened jar of pasta sauce*

*Deep sigh*

[lilboreddev-blog]

reblog if your name isn't Hans.

[thatblackwatchdouche-blog-blog]

2,121,566 people are not Hans and counting!

We’ll find you Hans.

[skadiyoko]

This post is scandalous.

[malevolentpooka-deactivated2015]

reblogging because hans cant. 

[comeinwiththarain-blog]

If you scroll past this I am going to assume your name is Hans.

[kintrafim-blog]

I couldn’t not reblog…

[jennareneecooper]

3,531,544 non-Han’s

[swanqueenandrizzles]

[anirtak420]

Oh hans, if only you could reblog this.

[ew-ew-ew-ew-ew-ew-ew-ew-ew-ew-ew]

3,697,721 non Han’s

[few-function-8059]

im not hans

[indigoatari]

by process of elimination we will find every Hans on this site

[flamingfoxninja]

Why the fuck are there 10 million people on this site??

[ikebanaka]

Where are you Hans

We’ll find you Hans

[basilpasil]

Come out, come out wherever you are Hans…

[twizzl-r]

hans can’t run forever.

[the-oog-deactivated20250911]

Hans, stop running, we will find you, it is inevitable. 

[fandomdweller]

We will find you, Hans.

[ask-tricky-the-clown]

Haaaaaaaaaaaaans!

[whit-and-friends]

COME OUT HANS WHERE EVER YOU ARE?

[neonross]

why is everyone after the Hans

[cannibalcaprine2]

because you know

[tungsten-moon]

H a n s

K n o w s

T h e r e f o r e

H e

S h a l l

B e

S t o p p e d

[1eunoia11-deactivated20250524]

have we found him?

[honoratacarnage]

So uh, apparently Golems molt!

Imagine being a young trainer and not knowing that your Golem molt periodically and just witnessing your beloved pokemon simply SPLIT IN HALF

Not a fun experience

Tell me what y'all think!

[jraygonfly]

[jraygonfly]

[jraygonfly]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was a delivery man for FedEx but when I realized I didn’t know how to drive, I lost my ability to drive in the dream. I was barely able to drive the truck home and when I went inside to tell my mom what had happened, I heard someone trying to steal the truck and went back outside to stop them. They easily knocked me to the ground, pulled out a gun, and took off their mask revealing themselves to be Rick Astley before shooting me.

[jraygonfly]

[postplus-protest]

POST PLUS IS COMING, WHETHER YOU WANT IT OR NOT!

Despite the fancy survey, changes to the UI and TOS reveal we’re getting the service in the future whether we want it or not. Obviously, Post+ is a terrible idea that is trying to bank revenue on user content. Unlike patreon or onlyfans, tumblr’s primary focus is on FAN content. The legality of this is NOT in the users favor and as the new tumblr TOS states, said users will be entirely liable for whatever legal matters arise.

SO WHAT ARE WE DOING?

Besides filling out the survey, it’s time to show tumblr we mean business and show our displeasure by hitting them where it hurts.

Ad revenue.

We’re proposing a 24 hour log off as phase one of this protest.

WHEN IS THE PROTEST?

AUGUST 6th, 2021        12 am Eastern Time (US)          5 am Greenwich Mean Time          6 am Central European Time          8 am Moscow Standard Time          1 pm Australian Western Time          2 pm Japan Standard Time          3:30 pm Australian Central Time          4 pm Australian Eastern Time AUGUST 5th, 2021          11 pm Mountain Time (US)            9 pm Pacific Time (US)

THE END TIME IS 24 HOURS FROM START TIME!!!

So no posting, no queues, no likes, and no reblogs!

WHAT IF I CAN’T/WHAT ELSE CAN I DO?

Like this post and share it AS MANY TIMES AS POSSIBLE. Use the hashtags #tumblrlogoff2021 or #postplusprotest on ANY and ALL social media.

WILL THIS WORK?

Maybe, maybe not. It’s an attempt at doing SOMETHING.

[masterofswag213]

Holy shit should we do it????

[only-lonely-stars]

I’ll do it. Willingly. Happily. My queue runs out in nine days anyway, so that’s perfect! GET RID OF POST+

[imharehunter]

LETS GOOO!Q!

[jraygonfly]

Me and the boys off to storm the castle

[jraygonfly]

So I somehow got spicy Taki dust in my eye, hows your day going?

[fuckyeahgravityfalls]

Gotta say, I’m digging the new direction these openings are going in. The singer has the voice of an angel.

[foeofcolor]

Only day you can rb this

[robocxtie-deactivated20210922]

why?

[foeofcolor]

beacuse im a lesbian and i said so next question

[kylieogre]

[jraygonfly]

[catchymemes]

[red-faced-wolf-deactivated20251]

Wow that’s good to know

[jraygonfly]

I just tried to catch a level three paralyzed Weedle, and it broke out of 9 great balls and an ultra ball before I caught it.