Dearly bruhloved we are swaggered here today to join these two bros in holy matrihomie.
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Dearly bruhloved we are swaggered here today to join these two bros in holy matrihomie.
me rn
Dammit
big movie studio: we’re going to introduce our first lgbt character!!! it’s going to be so groundbreaking and important for the lgbt community!!!
the actual movie:
and then he had a good cry
“Not all men are like that!”
No, but all women have to deal with the ones that are. That’s the problem.
Attention: I have a new son
Please watch kid cosmic on Netflix
just had the FUNNIEST interaction with a kid in my life.
im getting help with my laundry and there’s this 4yo black kid who’s super precocious. looks me up and down after hearing my voice and seeing like, little bit of beard through mask but also boobs and was like. are you…a girl? and i said no. then hes like hm. are you…a boy? i said “kinda.” he looks at me a little more and after a brief pause says very loudly “you’re WHITE!”
his mom was SO embarrassed but i was like no you got me there little dude!! i love kids SO much man
that kid @ me
I am begging you to draw Jack holding a kitten/baby Avocato
It’s ok, he’s seen this in movies
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
This took many attempts
What’s the difference between the US Capitol and Mordor?
One does not simply walk into Mordor
change your fucking url jeff
Jeff I havent seen your url on my dash in fucking forever. I missed you and love your content thank you.
Bro?
Bro <3
throwback to the time I got really annoyed at the funko pop men who were coming into my store and bothering me during the pandemic so I made a bunch of memes and fake tweets
you can’t do this shit to me for a second i thought i had missed something important
i know the new year won’t magically erase everything bad happening in the world but i hope 2021 is kinder to you all and that it brings brighter moments and healing
supernatural fans what now??????
u ever reach that point of “this might as well happen” where you lose track not just of time but of who you are as a person, even as the imagined shape of the world crumbles and rebuilds itself before your very eyes?
You should make an opposing campaign where we pay you to NOT DO THIS GAUD
I’m utterly indifferent honestly. I’ll do whatever u want the year’s ending the world’s ending I’m so relaxed u could fit anything in me rn
and here’s what my inbox looks like right now!!!!!
choose your fighter
i made a fucking poll
My map might be broken but Gaud apparently most of the responses to the poll came from the Bermuda triangle so there’s that
bc Bermuda triangle has its FUCKING PRIORITIES in order unlike u basic bitches
All of gauds followers are in the Bermuda triangle…. baud kidnaps people and forces them to follow them
ok so your map is just broken
no my map does it too, it’s 100% real the bloodthirsty mermaids have internet access now it’s only a matter of time
It’s barely touching Bermuda, you dramatic antacid solution.
this is the meanest thing anyone’s called me this entire year DO I LOOK LIKE A BASIC BITCH WHOSE GEOGRAPHY SKILLS DON’T JUST SHUT THE FUCK DOWN OUT OF SHEER EXCITEMENT WHEN I HEAR THE PHRASE BERMUDA TRIANGLE???????
... it’s still coming from the middle of the ocean. That’s still terrifying
grogu sending SOS’s through the force: [please send help] [my dad and i need help] [if there’s jedi listening] [my dad is very caring] [he’s fighting imperials] [but he can’t keep holding them off] [even if he could totally kick their ass] [he’s been protecting me so much] [he’s afraid of nothing] [he’s also very strong] [won the super darksword] [from evil gideon] [with a stick] [so strong] [so brave] [took out a sand dragon] [on his own] [he’s a real warrior] [big armor] [tough] [so badass] [big hard armor] [but he’s lonely] [lonely warrior dad] [also single] [did i mention big armor?] [please jedi] [dad needs you]
luke, grabbing the tightest Gucci pants he owns: I’m on my way
you know who’s gay? paul the real estate novelist who never had time for a wife and davey who’s still in the navy and probably will be for life
New headcannon: everyone in that song is gay except the Piano Man who has no idea he’s playing at a gay bar and the staff and regulars have a betting pool on how long he’ll take to finally figure it out. So far John is ahead.
That tag is from @waywarddevil btw