Homewrecker

I like turtles.

[muscleorlando-deactivated201905]

[catsbeaversandducks]

By @kenziecoffman and Theo the Cat

[c-bassmeow]

omg

[thursday]

[gutterviking]

Forth wall reinforced by Kermit The Frog

[officialqueer]

I choose to believe.

[seanieseansean]

[thot-weiler]

in photos: ugly

in real life: ugly

[langsandlit]

Consistency 👏

[sleezed]

I wanna kiss you in places you’re insecure about

[flacomexicano-deactivated201806]

my hairy booty hole

[eearth-deactivated20180601]

[gif87a-com]

[smatter-deactivated20220909]

Is that Laganja

[that-twink-over-there]

Now all I can hear is “yas gauwd”

[c-bassmeow]

[tasteheavenperfectly]

imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever had sex with

[heysammy-blog]

 #empty chairs at empty tables

[zaynxlvarchive]

imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever thought about having sex with

[mrgoldenfold-deactivated2016032]

oh god NO

[newyorktittie-deactivated201511]

oh god YES

[solitarylikeme]

Imagine your cousin sitting there wondering what he has in common with these people

[bannerinthevalley]

what

[tombstonetrash]

what

[daddy-frnk-deactivated20150108]

what

[sangoireseussian]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[aubs-of-steel-deactivated201708]

fun fact: The last supper would have been more like this, according to tradition:

[evangeline-elena-deactivated201]

so casual i love it

[thedevoteddemon]

a sleepover with jc and the boys

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

Paul: Judas truth or dare??

Judas: dare

Paul: okay lmao I dare u to kiss JC

[ghoulfr13nd]

Jesus: ok your turn peter truth or dare

Peter: truth

Jesus: would you ever betray me peter

[papa-peach-deactivated20241019]

Peter:

Jesus:

(a few days later)

Peter: *betrays Jesus*

Jesus:

[that-twink-over-there]

Jesus: *returns*

Peter: “Jesus… you’re back ?”

Jesus:

[meanplastic]

When the straight boys at school are mouthing something to you from across the class and you realise they’re just calling you faggot (x)

[deepnightdetective-deactivated2]

Shown:

Nickelodeon Studios Sign (above) Nickelodeon Studios Sign post-Dan Schneider (below)

[mechuthaa]

Doesn’t dan Schneider have a confirmed foot fetish

[90skid-com]

[klubbhead]

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[mszombi]

A bunch of regular goths and 1 pastel goth

[pi4nobl4ck]

[chicks2010]

[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

gwen stefani was right when she said this shit is bananas

[the-memedaddy]