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[cesaray]

[bryansomething]

I had this scheduled because it’s May 18th but it has an entirely new meaning this year

[probablybadrpgideas]

The party is all half human  half other races looking for their shared human parent.

[venlafaxine-rx]

Change your url op

[generic-goblin]

Human Bard when he sees his gaggle of bastards stumbling into the tavern:

[writing-and-nutmeg]

[blujayonthewing]

yeah just leave it on the table for me I’ll get some in a minute

[ggnnbvfgbjmbfgj-deactivated2020]

me: **listening to music**

little yoshi in the back of my head:

[ginaalexisrodriguez-deactivated]

the media: GAME OF THRONES IS BACK me:

[mywhisperedcolors]

[abevigoda-deactivated20171012]

[o6eiyrskb4hg7rix8hih-deactivate]

due to personal reasons you will be passing away

[tessfest]

[o6eiyrskb4hg7rix8hih-deactivate]

[nyanbinyuri]

[acetrek]

[srsfunny]

You lucky boi

[asoftunkindness]

This is why geese are so arrogant

[sagethesailor]

[seleides-deactivated20240602]

reunited ♥️

[orriculum]

In Bed, The Kiss, 1892 - Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec

[pasdecoeur]

hot take, and please understand that i love and respect him so much, but those suits john mulaney wears do so much of the comedic weight-lifting for him, it is un-believable.

i mean, here comes in this sweet-lookin white boy, in his tight little suit, all starched collar and neatly steam-pressed lapels, with a face like every high school valedictorian your mom wanted you to date, and he smiles and looks you dead in the eye, and says, “eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs.”

of course the crowd loses its goddamn mind. what a fucking icon.

[nelfs]

miyazaki blowing it out of the water with these good opinions again

[richardmadens-archive]

[thechronicleofshe]

this hurled my wig into the rafters as a kid

[knownhag]

chelsea peretti’s opening monologue at the tenth annual tech crunchies

[githvyrik]

people who hate chatty cats are the worst like. your small friend is singing a song just for you! they have things to say! listen to them

[paladindyke]

where’s my grandparent who will peacefully die of old age and give me a note only to open when i need it, revealing that they have gifted me their old farm that i can use to escape to if i ever need a reprieve from capitalist corporate life, in an idyllic town with lovely villagers and also a wizard

[stuffaboutminneapolis]

The Queen of Minneapolis has spoken.

[blessyouhawkeye]

the hargreeves siblings have two brain cells shared amongst them and five has one of them